(The lights dim as the crowd sits in anticipation.  The tense feeling in the arena builds until the MegaTron lights up.  Screen shots of Kurt Richards, Badger Benandanti, Khan, The Jhub, Octavian, and President Caldera are all shown as a voice-over begins)

 

Voice-  Just a few short weeks ago, a legend returned to the CWU. Kurt Richards was one of the original superstars, becoming one of the first CWU World Champions.  Tonight he returns to recapture what he never lost.  But to do so, he must get past the most versatile World Champion ever. . .Badger Benandanti.  Tonight, a legend returns, and a new era begins, as the Cyber Wrestling Union proudly brings to you. . .NC-17!

 

(The arena is llit up with explosive pyro and loud explosions as NC-17 begins.  The fans rise to their feet and go crazy as the camera pans over them.  The camera finally rests on the giant NC-17 set, as Chuck Leonard chimes in.)

 

Leonard-  We are in front of a sold out crowd for NC-17!  Thanks for joining us here tonight, folks, as we have a huge lineup for you here tonight!

 

Martin-  That's right!  We've got a four man tournament to decide who will be next in line for a shot at the world champion!  Not to mention the fatal fourway match for the US title, and the huge world title match!

 

Leonard-  Boy, the suspense for this night has been building to the bursting point, and we've come to a climax here tonight!  Let's go down to ringside!

 

(Cherry Pie hits and the fans boo as Dimensioner emerges from the back.  He walks to the ring with a purpose and steps through the ropes.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is set for one fall, and is the first round of the one night tournament!  Introducing first, weighing in at 300 pounds. . .Dimensioner!

 

(Dimensioner paces in the ring as Out with the Old hits.  The fans cheer as Toad walks to the ring, missing his title belts)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, weighing in at 310 pounds, he is the CWU Hardcore and one half of the Tag Team champions, and he represents System X. . .Toad!

 

Leonard-  Toad has finally found gold here in the CWU, and tonight he has a chance to earn a shot at the big time!

 

Martin-  I hate these System X idiots!  I can't wait for Dimensioner to tear him apart!  There's the bell, as Toad steps through the ropes!

 

Leonard-  Dimensioner greets him with forearms to the spine!  Dimensioner whips Toad into the ropes, and Toad bounces back!  Toad ducks a clothesline from Dimensioner and bounces off the other side!

 

Martin-  Toad comes back and takes Dimensioner down with a clothesline of his own!  Dimensioner pops right back up and Toad fires a right hand that backs Dimensioner into the corner!

 

Leonard-  Toad puts the boots to Dimensioner's midsection, and whips him into the opposite corner!  Dimensioner reverses, and Toad hits the turnbuckle hard!  Toad bounces out, and Dimensioner catches him with a powerslam!

 

Martin-  Dimensioner takes a moment to recover, and then lifts Toad up to his feet.  Dimensioner knees Toad in the gut, and then bounces off the ropes.  Dimensioner comes back and hits a spinning neck breaker!

 

Leonard-  Dimensioner covers!  ONE!   TWO!!  Toad gets a shoulder up!  Dimensioner seems frustrated, as he lifts Toad up!  Dimensioner hooks Toad up for a suplex and lifts him up!

 

Martin-  Toad reverses and lands on his feet behind Dimensioner.  Dimensioner turns around and Toad scoops him up and slams him!  Toad jumps and lands a big splash!  Dimensioner curls up into the fetal position as Toad shakes the cobwebs out.

 

Leonard-  Toad and Dimensioner both rise at the same time, and Toad turns and fires off a right hand!  And another!  Dimensioner is reeling, as Toad backs him into the corner!  Toad backs up a few steps and charges with a clothesline!

 

Martin-  Dimensioner gets caught and he's hurting!  Toad backs up to do it again!  He jumps for a splash, but Dimensioner moves!  Dimensioner grabs Toad from behind and lifts him up!  What a reverse suplex!

 

Leonard-  Both men are down, but Dimensioner crawls over to make a cover!  ONE!  TWO!  Toad gets up again!  Dimensioner seems quite frustrated, as he stands and boots Toad in the head!

 

Martin-  Toad rolls out to the floor to recover.  Dimensioner steps out as well and follows an escaping Toad over towards our announce table!  Dimensioner boots Toad in the back, and whips him towards the security railing!

 

Leonard-  But Toad reverses!  Dimensioner goes spine first into the rail!  But he pops right back out and clotheslines an unexpecting Toad!  The toughness of Dimensioner is uncanny!

 

Martin-  Dimensioner lifts Toad up halfway and slings him around, sending him headfirst into the steel steps!  Toad is in serious trouble here as Dimensioner hops back into the ring!

 

Leonard-  The crowd is booing Dimensioner relentlessly as Toad tries to get back into the ring.  Toad gets halfway up, and Dimensioner moves over to intercept him!  But Toad goes through the ropes and hits him with a shoulder to the gut!

 

Martin-  Dimensioner hunches over as Toad takes a step back.  Toad jumps, and drops a perfect leg over Dimensioner's head!  Dimensioner's neck gets pressed against the second rope, an he falls back!

 

Leonard-  Now Toad is going up to the top rope!  Wait, there's a little dance!  Toad takes off!  HE HITS THE TOAD JAM!

 

Martin-  Oh, no!  There's the cover!  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!  It's over, and Toad is moving on!

 

Andrews- Here is your winner, Toad!

 

(Out with the Old plays again, as Toad's arm is raised and he heads to the back)

 

Leonard-  An excellent disply by both men, but Toad has come out on top, and will face either Octavian or Gigas later on tonight!

 

Martin-  I can't beleive it!  I guess Toad has earned it!

 

Leonard-  Well, we're going to find out who Toad will face later tonight in just a few moments, but first we're going backstage where Leon Tiller is standing by with President Caldera and Khan.

 

(The camera moves to the backstage area.  We find ourselves in Caldera's dressing room.  Caldera sits on a large couch, as Khan paces intensly in the background, clutching him US title belt.)

 

Tiller-  President Caldera, tonight you will be the special referee for the main event.  But before we get to that, what are your predictions for this tournament tonight?

 

Caldera-  You forget who you're talking to, Leon.  I am the President of this company, and I always have a plan.  You see, I brought Kurt Richards back under the agreement that he would take the world title away from Badger.  But that's not for his benefit.  It's no secret that I don't want to see Badger as World Champ much longer.  But there is a chance, allbeit a small one, that Blockbuster might not get the job done.  So I'm looking towards the future, looking for the next man in line.  And I beleive I've found him.

 

Tiller-  So you do have a plan for this tournament. . .

 

Caldera-  Leon, I always have a plan.

 

TIller-  Back to you at ringside.

 

(We return to the ringside area, as Fuel hits.  The fans cheer as Gigas walks to the ring.  He steps through the ropes and waits on the second rope, cheering with the fans.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is set for one fall, and is a first round match in the one night tournament.  Introducing first, weighing in at 320 pounds, Gigas!

 

(Fuel fades out and Might of Rome plays.  The fans boo loudly and Octavian walks to the ring.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, Octavian!

 

Leonard-  Well, Octavian has made it well known that he is willin to make. . ."contributions" to Caldera's cause, and I suppose he could very well win this thing.  But he has to get through the former Intercontenintal Champion, Gigas!

 

Martin-  Oh, please.  That was in the old regime.  This is the Caldera Era, and Octavian has what it takes to win this tournament and take on the world champion.

 

Leonard-  Well, Octavian walks to the ring and steps through the ropes.  The bell rings, and Gigas moves in!  Octavian and Gigas exchange blows, but Gigas takes control!

 

Martin- Gigas throws a few more punches, and moves Octavian into the corner!  Gigas begins stomping away at Octavian!  The crowd is eating it up!  Idiots!

 

Leonard-  Wait, but Octavian catches Gigas's leg in motion and moves out of the corner!  Octavian drops down and lands a leg drag, flipping Gigas over!

 

Martin-  Gigas's leg is in a bad way here, and Octavian drags him to the middle of the ring.  Octavian drops an elbow to the knee, and applies a leg lock!  Gigas is fighting it, but can't break the hold!

 

Leonard-  Octavian wrenches back, and Gigas is in trouble.  Octavian finally releases him long enough to drop another elbow to the leg, and locks the hold on again!

 

Martin-  Gigas is writhing in pain, as Octavian wrenches back!  Finally Gigas reaches up and rakes his eyes, causing Octavian to break the hold!  Gigas gingerly gets up, as Octavian recovers in the corner.

 

Leonard-  Gigas limps over to Octavian, and gives him a right hand shot!  And another!  gigas whips the Italian Pretty Boy HARD into the opposite corner, and Octavian goes down!

 

Martin-  Gigas is still favoring his knee, as he limps to the fallen Octavian, and drops an elbow!  Octavian is hurting as Gigas pulls himself up.  Gigas turns and starts to climbs the turnbuckle!

 

Leonard-  But Octavian gets up and dives!  He hits a chop block that takes Gigas down!  Gigas is clutching his knee as Octavian gets up.  Octavian takes Gigas's knee and places it over the bottom rope!

 

Martin-  Octavian jumps off the bottom rope and lands a flying elbow drop on Gigas's knee!  Gigas is in real trouble here as Octavian drags him into the middle of the ring and covers him!

 

Leonard-  ONE!  TWO!!  Th- Gigas gets a shoulder up.  Octavian seems frustrated with the referee as he lifts Gigas up.  But Gigas shoves Octavian back and clotheslines him!  Gigas is coming back as Octavian gets back up!

 

Martin-  Gigas takes him by the arm and sends him into the ropes!  Octavian bounces back, and Gigas launches him with a big back body drop!  Octavian again gets back up, as Gigas punches him in the face!

 

Leonard-  Octavian struggles to his feet, as Gigas hammers away!  Wait, Octavian slips behind Gigas and hits a side russian leg sweep!  Gigas is hurting as Octavian grabs his arm!  He's going for the Roman Rapper!

 

Martin-  Wait, Gigas reverses it with a small package!  ONE!  TWO!! TH- NO!!  Octavian somehow gets a shoulder up!  He and Gigas are both back up, and Octavian charges!

 

Leonard-  But Gigas knocks him down with a right hand!  And another!  Octavian comes back again as Gigas locks him up for a vertical suplex!  But Octavian reverses it and lands behind him!

 

Martin-  Octavian rolls him up with a school boy!  ONE!  TWO!! THREE!  He got him!

 

(The bell rings as the fans boo.  Octavian rolls to the floor as Gigas gets up, furious.)

 

Andrews- Here is your winner, Octavian!

 

Leonard-  Well, Octavian has defeated Gigas in decisive fashion!  He'll be taking on Toad in the finals, and the winner will go on to take on the CWU Champion next month! 

 

Martin-  Hasn't Octavian beaten Toad enough already?

 

Leonard-  That's yet to be seen.  Well, up next we're going to see a match that should prove to be the most outrageous match we've seen in a while!

 

Martin-  Six men in one match, all trying to climb up the ladder to get the cruiserwight title!  Wait. . .

 

(The camera switches to the backstage area where it appears as if a group of men are beating up someone.)

 

Martin-  It looks like the match has already started!  Chameleon, Skyy, Bill Banse, Mike Hardy, and Dark Wolf have jumped Outlaw Kid in his locker room!  All five men are pounding away!

 

Leonard-  Wait, Dark Wolf just broke off and hit Hardy!  And Skyy hit Banse!  Chameleon is still working on Outlaw!  There is total chaos in Outlaw's locker room as they spill out into the hall!

 

Martin-  Wolf and Hardy are still going at it, as Skyy and Banse follow them out of the room!  Chameleon breaks off and charges off, leaving a bloody and battered Outlaw Kid on the floor!

 

Leonard-  It looks like Dark Wolf and Hardy have spilled out through the curtain, and are fighting on the stage!  Skyy and Banse are making their way out, still exchanging blows!  And Chameleon is simply watching from a distance!

 

Martin-  Outlaw is unconsious in his room, still!  If he doesn't get out here, he'll lose his belt!  And that would be such a shame. . .

 

Leonard-  Skyy has taken control of Bill Banse, and Mike Hardy is wailing on Dark Wolf on the stage!  Chameleon is descretely making his way to the ring!  There are ladder lining th entry way, and Chameleon has grabbed one!

 

Martin-  Chameleon has slid the ladder into the ring, and no one has seen him yet!  Chameleon is in the ring and setting up the ladder, as Skyy knocks Banse down on the stage!

 

Leonard-  Skyy has spotted Chameleon in the ring, and he hops to the top turnbuckle!  Chameleon has his hands on the gold, but Skyy jumps and hits a missile dropkick that takes Chameleon down!

 

Martin-  Meanwhile, Hardy and Dark wolf are still going at it, and are making their way to the ring.  Bill Banse has recovered and is taking his time in getting to the ring.

 

Leonard-  Skyy has met Dark Wolf climbing into the ring with boots to the gut!  Hardy is getting in on the other side as Chameleon tries to get up!  I guess Outlaw isn't going to be in this match, as he was jumped before the match!

 

Martin-  Hardy gets into the ring and begins stomping away at Chameleon!  Bill Banse has made his way to ringside, but is looking for something, as Skyy hammers away at Dark Wolf!

 

Leonard-  Dark Wolf is back up, and returning the punches from Skyy!  Bill Banse has found a steel chair and is back in the ring!  Michael Hardy greets him, but Banse cracks him over the head with the chair!

 

Martin-  Hardy goes down as Banse steps through the ropes.  Dark Wolf tosses Skyy out to the floor, and goes after Banse!  Banse lifts the chair up, but Wolf spears him and begins pounding away with punches!

 

Leonard-  Chameleon is back up and is scaling the ladder!  But Skyy is back in, and climbing the other side!  Chameleon is to the top again, but Skyy reaches the top and hooks Chameleon up! 

 

Martin-  MY GOD!  Skyy pulls Chameleon down and hits a vertical suplex from the ladder!  Chameleon has been destroyed, and Skyy is hurt, too!  Now Hardy is up and going to the top, as

Dark Wolf makes his way up behind him!

 

Leonard-  Hardy is halfway up, and Dark Wolf has caught him by the belt!  Hardy kicks at him, but Wolf has a good grip!  Finally Hardy turns around, and flips over Wolf, hooking his head and hitting an incredible neck breaker!

 

Martin-  What a move that was!  Skyy is recovering, and still working on Chameleon, as Bill Banse is the only one really standing, and heading for the top rope!  Skyy has recovered, and has found that steel chair!

 

Leonard-  Bill Banse is almost to the top!  Skyy has placed the steel chair below him, and is climbing behind him!  Skyy halts Banse's progress with a forearm, and turns him around on the ladder!

 

Martin-  Skyy hooks his head, and drops!  MY GOD Skyy just hit a DDT on Banse from the ladder to a chair!  Banse is out, and has rolled to the floor!

 

Leonard-  Skyy is really taking it to a whole new level here!  Hardy is up, now, and is climbing to the top turnbuckle!  Skyy has begun scaling the ladder, and now Chameleon is climbing another turnbuckle!

 

Martin-  Wait, now Dark Wolf is trying to stop Skyy by pushing the ladder over!  But Skyy is up there!  Wolf tips the ladder, but Skyy hold on to the wire that the belt is hanging from!

 

Leonard-  Skyy is hanging twelve feet in the air!  And now Hardy jumps!  Hardy lands, and clings to Skyy!  Now both Skyy and Hardy are hanging above the ring!  AND HERE COMES CHAMELEON!

 

Martin-  Chameleon jumps with a cross body!  Both Skyy and Hardy fall, and Chameleon lands on top!  What a move!  A cross body on two men from high above the ring!

 

(The crowd cheers, chanting "Holy shit!  Holy Shit!")

 

Leonard-  Bill Banse is still hurt on the outside, leaving only Dark Wolf in the ring!  Wolf is struggling to set the ladder up again, and he's climbing!  There's nobody left to stop him!

 

Martin-  Wait, Bill Banse is slowly getting back into the ring, and he has the chair!  Wolf is halfway up, as Banse readies a chair shot!  CRACK!  Banse just wailed away at Wolf!

 

Leonard-  Wolf is hurting, but still clinging to the ladder with one hand!  Now Banse is back outside, and has found another ladder!  He's setting it up inside, next to Dark Wolf's ladder!

 

Martin-  Banse is climbing, and now Chameleon is up, and climbing the turnbuckle!  And Skyy is up, somehow, and climbing the other side of Banse's ladder!  But Hardy is down, clutching his back!

 

Leonard-  He just had surgery on it a few weeks ago!  He might have serious damage!  Banse is to the top, and reaching for the gold!  But Chameleon flies off the top rope, and spears him to the mat!

 

Martin-  This leaves Skyy and Dark Wolf on opposing ladders!  Dark Wolf is slowly climbing, and is reaching for the gold!  But Skyy is almost there, too!  They've reached the top, and are exchanging blows!

 

(Suddenly, the crowd reacts with a mix of boos and cheers as Outlaw Kid staggers out from the back and makes his way into the ring)

 

Leonard-  WAIT A MINUTE!  Outlaw Kid has recovered and is heading our way!  He's in the ring, as Mike Hardy slowly gets up!  Outlaw grabs the chair, as Hardy slowly begins to climb a ladder!

 

Martin-  Outlaw swings the chair, and cracks Wolf hard in the back, sending him down!  Chameleon is up, but Outlaw sends him down again with a stiff chair shot!  Now Skyy is left, with Hardy climbing!

 

Leonard-  Outlaw moves around, and cracks Skyy with the chair, sending him down as well!  Now Hardy is left!  But Outlaw is to the other side and climbing as well!

 

Martin-  Outlaw is outrunning Hardy!  He's almost there!  WAIT A SECOND!  FROM THE OUTSIDE!

 

Leonard-  Des and Nick are here!  What's going on?!  They've both got chairs!  WHAT?  Des just pulled Outlaw off the ladder!  They just hit Outlaw with a double chair shot, sending Outlaw straight down!

 

Martin-  Now they're bailing out!  Hardy is the only on left!  His back is in pain!  He can hardly climb!  But he's made his way to the top!  HE'S THERE!  HE'S GOT IT!  HARDY GRABS THE BELT AND WINS!!!

 

(The fans cheer as Hardy falls, exhausted.  He is handed the belt, and he holds it up, while still favoring his back.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the NEW CWU Cruiserweight Champion. . . Michael "Hickenbottom" Hardy!!

 

Leonard-  What an amazing match that was!  Folks, these cruiserweights have given you everything in their bodies!  Don't underestimate any of them!  But up next, Alpha will take on the General.

 

(One by Metallica hits and the General steps through the curtain.  The fans boo him slightly as he heads for the ring.)

 

Andrews-  The following match is set for one fall.  Introducing first, weighing in at 320 pounds. . .The General!

 

(Outcast by POD hits and the fans cheer slightly as Alpha walks to the ring)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, weighing in at 235 pounds. . .Alpha!!

 

Leonard-  Well, Alpha steps through the ropes and the bell rings!  The General moves in and meets Alpha with big forearms to the spine!  Alpha goes straight down!  This General is a force to be reckoned with!

 

Martin-  Alpha tries to pull himself back up, but the General back down with another big forearm!  Alpha crawls between the General's legs and stands up, running into the ropes on the other side!

 

Leonard-  The General turns, and Alpha comes back, jumping and catching the General with a flying clothesline!  But the General is only stunned!  Alpha gets back up and begins firing rights into the General's gut!

 

Martin-  The General is still dazed, as Alpha whips him into the ropes!  But the General reverses, and Alpha bounces back!  The General catches Alpha around the neck and lifts him up in a double choke!

 

Leonard-  Alpha is in trouble, and the General simply tosses him backwards to the mat!  Alpha bounces back and rolls to his feet!  The General charges in and takes him down with a clothesline!

 

Martin-  The General's size advantage is really becoming the dominate factor in this match!  Alpha is really hurting, as the General covers him!  ONE!  TWO!!  Alpha squeezes out at the last second!

 

Leonard-  The General argues the count, as Alpha desperately tries to stand up!  Alpha pulls himself up by the bottom ropes!  The General walks over to him and boots him in the face! 

 

Martin-  Alpha is going to have to get moving!  He can't keep taking this kind of punishment!  Alpha pulls himself up by the ropes again, and stands!  The General simply grabs him by the hair and headbutts him down again!

 

Leonard-  Alpha is being pummeled!  The referee tries to back the General off, but he'll hear nothing of it! Alpha is back up again, showing tremendous resiliance!  Alpha sees the General coming, and drops to the floor!

 

Martin-  The General wants to pursue, but the referee holds him back and begins his count!  Alpha takes a much needed breather, and hops back onto the apron!  The General pushes his way over!

 

Leonard-  The General grabs Alpha by the hair, but Alpha counters by dropping to the apron, clotheslining the General's neck over the top rope!  Alpha sees an opportunity, and slings over the top rope!

 

Martin-  Alpha hits a flying leg drop on the General!  The crowd is really getting into this match as Alpha covers the General!  ONE! TWO!  WOW!  The General tosses Alpha off with authority!  

 

Leonard-  Alpha has got to find a way to keep him down!  The General gets up to a knee, and Alpha hops on his back, latching on a sleeper hold!  The General is reeling, trying to toss Alpha off!

 

Martin-  But Alpha has a firm grip!  The General in fading fast, and the crowd is really getting into this!  The General is down to a knee, and Alpha is still holding fast!

 

Leonard-  The General may be out!  The referee is down to count his arm!  There's one!  There's two!  One more, and Alpha's got this one in the bag!

 

Martin-  The ref lifts his arm once more. . .But the General is still in it!  The General stands back up with Alpha on his back!  The General reaches back, grabs Alpha by the head, and whips him over his head to the mat!

 

Leonard-  What a slam!  Alpha might be out!  The General takes a moment to recover, and steps to Alpha's feet!  He lifts his legs up, and falls back!  Alpha is tossed up, and all the way over, landing on his face!

 

Martin-  He calls that the Court-martial!  Alpha is out!  The General turns him over and covers!  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!!  It's over!

 

(The bell rings and the fans boo mildly, appreciating a good match.  One plays again as the ref raises the General's arm.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, The General!

 

Martin-  What a great match!  The General's size advantage really helped him out, and this massive man will be a force to be reckoned with in the months to come!

 

Leonard-  Well fans, this is it.  A fatal fourway elimination match for the CWU United States Title.  Khan has his work cut out for him, as the Jhub, Toxic, and one other man yet to be named will all be vying for Khan's strap! 

 

Martin-  Oh, please.  Khan has this thing won!  There's no way he can lose, not even to three other guys!

 

(American Psycho hits and the fans cheer as Toxic walks to the ring.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is a fatal fourway elimination match for the CWU United States championship!  Introducing first, weighing in at 300 pounds, Toxic!

 

Leonard-  Toxic has returned as is seeking the US title!  The fans are going crazy as they get ready for this great match!

 

(Toxic steps into the ring and steps onto the turnbuckle to get the crowd going.  My Own Summer plays next and the fans cheer still, as the Jhub walks to the ring.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, weighing in at 280 pounds. . .The Jhub!

 

Martin-  The Jhub's a former US champion!  He wants it just as bad as anyone!

 

(The Jhub steps through the ropes and gets in Toxic's face.  They argue for a few moments, until they hear Ninja Rap hit.  The fans rise to their feet in surprise as a familiar man walks through the ropes. . .)

 

Leonard-  It's Foot Ninja!  I don't believe it!

 

Andrews-  And their opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds, he is accompanied to the ring by Schlong Chao. . .Finger Ninja!

 

Martin-  Finger Ninja?  It's the same guy!  Where did he come from?  Could this be the guy who abducted Kevin Jacobs?

 

Leonard-  We last saw him at Uprise, when he won the number one contendership to the World Title!  But he's back now and he's got a shot at the US belt! 

 

(The fans continue to cheer as Finger Ninja enters the ring.  Jhub and Toxic stare at him curiously until Debonair hits.  The fans boo relentlessly as Khan emerges.  He stops at the top of the stage to stare at the men in the ring.)

 

Andrews-  And their oppoenent, weighing in at 285 pounds, he is the CWU United States Champion. . .Khan!

 

Leonard-  Khan is simply waiting at the top of the stage!  Wait, the Jhub moves in and attacks Toxic from behind!  The bell rings, and Ninja steps out to the apron!  Remember, there will only be two men in the ring at a time, but anyone can tag anyone!

 

Martin-  The Jhub and Toxic exchange shots as Khan gets to the ring and hops into a corner!  Toxic takes control and whips the Jhub into the ropes!  The Jhub bounces back, and Toxic throws a clothesline!

 

Leonard-  The Jhub ducks and bounces off the other side!  Toxic turns and the Jhub comes back and catches Toxic in the face with a big elbow!  Toxic is staggered, as the Jhub sends him into the ropes!

 

Martin-  Toxic bounces back, and the Jhub lowers his head for a back body drop!  But Toxic hits the brakes and kicks the Jhub in the face!  The Jhub goes down, and Toxic reaches over to tag Khan!

 

Leonard-  Khan glares at Toxic, but tags in!  Khan hops in and Toxic gets out, as the Jhub recovers!  Khan scoops the rising Jhub and slams him!  Khan jumps and drops a leg! 

 

Martin-  Khan covers the Jhub!  ONE!  TWO!!  Wow, the Jhub just got a shoulder up, and was almost eliminated!  Khan glances over at Finger Ninja, but Ninja is ignoring him!  Khan turns his attention back to the Jhub, who is over to tag Toxic back in!

 

Leonard-  Toxic steps back through the ropes, and Khan moves in!  Toxic fires a right hand, and another!  Toxic has Khan reeling, but Khan catches a fist, stands aside, and flips Toxic over!

 

Martin-  Toxic rolls up, as Khan charges!  Khan flies and hits a spinning heel kick that catches Toxic in the face!  Toxic is down again, and Khan is looking for a tag from the Jhub!

 

Leonard-  But the Jhub is refusing!  Finally, Khan insists, and slaps the Jhub on the arm, forcing him back in!  The Jhub steps back in and drops an elbow on the fallen Toxic!  The Jhub stands back up and glances at Finger Ninja!

 

Martin-  The crowd is cheering in anticipation of Finger Ninja's return!  The Jhub seems to be considering a tag, but Toxic is back up and hits him with a forearm to the back!  The Jhub goes down, as Toxic begins stomping away!

 

Leonard-  Toxic breaks off, as the Jhub slowly gets up.  Toxic moves back in, and hooks the Jhub!  He lifts him and hits a big vertical suplex!  Toxic floats over and covers!  ONE!  TWO!!  Kickout!

 

Martin-  Toxic seems upset with the count, but he's not hesitating to get back on the attack.  Toxic stands up and drops a leg over the Jhub's face!  Toxic springs back up again, and looks towards Figer Ninja!

 

Leonard-  Toxic doesn't seem to want Ninja in, but Ninja wants the tag!  Finally, Toxic reaches over and tags in Ninja!  The crowd is going crazy as Ninja hops in and goes after a rising Jhub!

 

Martin-  The Jhub gets up and Ninja sticks him with a left jab!  And another!  The Jhub is reeling as Ninja winds up and knocks him down with a big right hand!  The Jhub gets right back up, and Ninja take him down with a roundhouse kick!

 

Leonard-  The Jhub is hurting, and Ninja is on fire!  Wait, from behind, Khan is back in the ring!  Khan comes up from behind Ninja and dropkicks him in the back of the knee!  Ninja goes down, as the referee admonishes Khan!

 

Martin-  Khan backs out of the ring again, as the Jhub rises and boots Ninja in the back of the head.  The Jhub wants out, and moves over to tag Toxic!  Toxic takes the tag and gets back in!

 

Leonard-  Ninja is back up, and Toxic hooks him!  He hits a gutwrench suplex, and Ninja is back down!  Ninja looks to be hurt, so the referee pulls Toxic off to give him a breather!

 

Martin-  WAIT!  Khan is climbing the ropes with a steel chair!  Where did that come from?!  Khan takes off and hits an Arabian Facebuster on Finger Ninja!  Khan slides back out as Toxic covers him!

 

Leonard-  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!!!  Wow!  Finger Ninja has been eliminated early on, and with very little offense! I don't believe that!  And neither does the crowd!  The fans are furious as Ninja is helped out, and Khan gets back in!

 

Martin-  Khan comes in behind Toxic and dropkicks him in the back of the head!  Toxic goes down as Khan turns him over and covers him!  ONE!  TW-  Toxic kicks out with authority!

 

Leonard-  Khan gets back up and heads for the top rope!  Toxic slowly recovers and Khan takes off!  Khan lands a perfect missile dropkick and Toxic flips over, landing in front of the Jhub!

 

Martin-  The Jhub reaches down and tags himself in!  The fans cheer him as he walks in and approaches Khan!  Khan throws a knife-edge chop, and the Jhub comes back with a right hand!

 

Leonard-  They continue the exchange until the Jhub takes over!  The Jhub whips Khan into the ropes, and Khan bounces back!  The Jhub scoops him up for a slam, but Khan reverses and rolls the Jhub up!

 

Martin-  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!!  Khan pins the Jhub and eliminates him!  The fans are in a state of disbelief as the Jhub is escorted out!  Toxic is right back in, if a bit worse for the wear!

 

Leonard-  Khan is on a roll here as he unloads on Toxic!  Toxic is reeling from a flurry of knife-edge chops!  Khan jumps, hooks Toxic's head, and flips him over with a hurricanrana!

 

Martin-  Khan is cooking!  Khan lifts Toxic back up and hooks him for a suplex!  Khan lifts, but Toxic blocks it!  Toxic reverses and hits a monstrous suplex!  Both men are down and hurt!

 

Leonard-  Both men are slowly recovering, and Khan is the first to his feet!  Khan jumps and drops a leg!  But Toxic moves, and Khan lands on the canvass!  Toxic is back up!

 

Martin-  Khan slowly rises, and Toxic grabs him from behind!  There's a full nelson slam!  What a move!  Khan is down and out as Toxic covers!  ONE!  TWO!!  NO!  Khan gets a shoulder up!

 

Leonard-  Toxic stands and says it's over!  He pulls Khan up and whips him into the ropes!  No, he holds on and pulls Khan back and into a fireman's carry!  Here comes the Toxic Waste!

 

Martin-  Toxic spins him around!  NO!  Khan slides down his back and turns hi around!  Khan boots Toxic in the gut and hooks his arms!  There's a tiger driver!  Toxic is out!  Khan covers!

 

Leonard-  ONE!  TWO!!!  THR-  MY GOD Toxic kicked out!  I don't believe that, and neither does Khan!  Khan is now heading for the top rope, and Toxic is still not moving!

 

Martin-  Khan mounts the top turnbuckle, and takes off!  WOW!!  He hits a Phoenix Moonsault splash and covers him!  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!!  I don't believe this!

 

(The bell rings and the fans boo in anger.  Khan is handed his belt and a microphone at his request.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and still the CWU United States Champion, Khan!!!

 

Leonard-  I can't believe this man!  Khan has just run right through three other men!  Toxic is being helped out, and Khan has a microphone!

 

Khan-  (out of breath)  Is that the best you've got?  Is that the best you can do?

 

(The fans boo as Khan catches his breath)

 

Khan-  I've held this belt for too long now.  It's painfully clear that nobody can beat me.  If three men at once won't get the job done, then I'm going to do the only fair thing.  I am going to relinquish this belt.

 

Leonard-  WHAT?!?

 

(The fans respond with a mix of cheers and boos as Khan hands the belt to the referee.)

 

Khan-  Someone else can have it.  I'm sick of beating up these idiots night in and night out.  I'm ready for something bigger.  I'm ready for the world title.  So Badger, Blockbuster. . .Whoever wins tonight. . .Be prepared for the greatest challenge of your life.  I will not be denied.

 

(Debonair plays again and Khan walks off.  The fans boo him until he leaves.)

 

Leonard-  What a shocker!  Khan just demolished three other men, and has just vacated his US title!  What does this mean?

 

Martin-  This means he wants the world champion!  And who is more deserving than Khan?

 

Leonard-  Well, whoever wins this tournament tonight will have earned that right!  Either Toad or Octavian will go on to face the World Champion!

 

Martin-  Well, at least that 24/7 rule is over!  Hopefully we won't see much more of Toad getting destroyed by Octavian after this!

 

Leonard-  Well, fans, in just a few moments we will see the finals of that tournament, and then the big one.  The world title match, with President Caldera as the special referee!  For now, let's head back to ringside!

 

(The fans cheer as Out with the Old plays again.  Toad walks to the ring without his gold this time.  He seems tired yet confident as he steps through the ropes.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is set for one fall, and is the finals of the one-night tournament!  The winner will earn the status of number one contender to the World Heavyweight Championship.  Introducing first, weighing in at 310 pounds, he is the CWU Hardcore champion, and one-half of the Tag Team champions. . .Toad!!!

 

(Toad hops into the ring and slumps in the corner, conserving his energy.  The fans begin to boo loudly as Might of Rome plays.  Octavian walks to the ring with determination and steps through the ropes.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, weighing in at 285 pounds, Octavian!

 

Leonard-  This match has HUGE implications!  Whoever wins this match will get the opportunity that everyone wants.  A shot at the World Title.

 

Martin-  My money's on the Italian Stallion!  He can do it all!

 

Leonard-  That's debatable.  The bell rings, and both men are slow to meet.  They have got to be exhausted after having already fought once tonight!

 

Martin-  They tie up in the middle of the ring, and Octavian takes control by applying a rear waistlock!  Toad tries to counter, and does so by wrenching Octavian's arm back with a hammerlock!

 

Leonard-  Octavian counters with two elbows to the skull, and bounces off the ropes!  He comes back and plants a clothesline!  But Toad doesn''t go down!  Octavian bounces back again, and hits a big forearm that still only staggers Toad!

 

Martin-  Octavian bounces back a third time, but this time Toad hits him with a big boot to the face!  Octavian goes down hard, and Toad jumps, landing a big splash!

 

Leonard-  Octavian might have had the air driven right out of him, as Toad bounces off the ropes, comes back, and drops a leg!  Octavian is really hurting, so he rolls to the floor to get his wind!

 

Martin-  Toad tries to pursue him, but the referee won't allow it!  Finally Octavian hops back up onto the apron, but Toad is there to greet him with a forearm that sends him back to the floor!

 

Leonard- The referee admonishes Toad as Octavian gets up again, and slides under the rope!  He gets up and charges Toad, but Toad sees him coming and takes him down with a stiff right!

 

Martin-  The crowd is loving this!  Morons!  Octavian gets back up, and Toad fires more right hands that back Octavian into the corner!  Toad is pummeling Octavian here!

 

Leonard-  Octavian is rocking and reeling!  Toad rears back for a big one!  But Octavian ducks under it and out of the corner!  He shoves Toad back into the turnbuckle and stomps him in the midsection!

 

Martin-  Toad is getting assaulted now, as Octavian stomps away!  He's stomping like mad, and he's got Toad down!  The fans boo in anger as Octavian backs off to catch a breather!

 

Leonard-  Octavian moves back in, and helps Toad out of the corner!  Octavian twists Toad's arm, and then takes him straight down to the mat in a reverse armbar!

 

Martin-  Toad doesn't want this to become a technical battle, because very few people are better than Octavian in that area!  Octavian wrenches back, until Toad reaches out and grabs the ropes!

 

Leonard-  The ref tells Octavian to break the hold, but he's still holding on!  The ref counts him off, and Octavian breaks at four! 

 

Martin-  What a smart move!  Punish him as long as you can!

 

Leonard-  Toad slowly gets up, as Octavian takes his arm and twists it again!  Toad bends over in pain, and Octavian takes him down with an elbow to the shoulder!  Toad is in real trouble here!

 

Martin-  Octavian helps him up again, and walks back into the turnbuckle, holding Toad's arm!  He climbs to the second rope, and jumps, turning in midair!  He lands, and hits a perfect single-arm DDT!

 

Leonard-  Octavian is really giving Toad a wrestling lesson here, and Toad's shoulder might be dislocated!  Toad rolls over to get away, but Octavian is in hot pursuit!

 

Martin-  Octavian stomps away at Toad's left shoulder, staying on the injury!  The Italian Stallion is really showing his technical ability!  Toad finally gets away with a quick kick to the gut!

 

Leonard-  Octavian is only briefly stunned, as he comes back with another boot to the shoulder of a rising Toad!  Octavian now lifts Toad up, and hooks him for a suplex!

 

Martin-  Octavian lifts him up, but Toad blocks it!  Octavian tries it again, but Toad won't go up!  Finally Toad reverses it and gives Octavian a mean vertical suplex!

 

Leonard-  The fans are back in it, trying to give Toad new life!  Toad rises, as does Octavian!  Toad moves in and gives Octavian a hard right hand!  And another!  Octavian is reeling!

 

Martin-  Toad throws another right hand!  But Octavian ducks under it, and charges into the ropes!  He bounces back and jumps for a high cross body!

 

Leonard-  But Toad catches him!  Toad picks him up and drops him straight down in a powerslam!  Octavian is out, and Toad is signaling for the Toad Jam!  He's going up!

 

Martin-  Octavian is in perfect position!  This is it!  Toad is up top, and taking flight!  HE JUMPS!  But Octavian gets out of the way!  Toad lands hard, and Octavian is up to take advantage!

 

Leonard-  Octavian grabs Toad's arm, and his leg!  He's got the Roman Rapper locked in, and it's pulling on Toad's hurt arm!  Toad is screaming in pain, and looking for the ropes!

 

Martin-  Toad is doing his best to get over!  But Octavian has him in the middle of the ring!  Wait, the ref is calling for the bell!  Toad has tapped out!

 

(The bell rings and the fans boo furiously.  Octavian stands up, worn out, as Might of Rome plays for the fourth time.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the Number One Contender to the World Title. . .Octavian!

 

Leonard-  Like it or not, he's earned it!  Octavian is now the number one contender to the world title!  Toad's arm might be hurt severely, as Octavian is going on to face the winner of our next match!

 

Martin-  This is it!  I can't wait!

 

(The bell rings slowly three times to signal the main event.  The fans jump to their feet in anticipation.)

 

Andrews- The following contest, set for one fall, is for the Cyber Wrestling Union Heavyweight Championship of the World! 

 

(The Sickness hits and the fans boo like crazy as President Caldera steps through the ropes, wearing a referee shirt.  They continue booing as he walks to the ring and enters.)

 

Andrews-  Introdcucing first, the special guest refree. . .President Steven Caldera!

 

(Caldera glances at the crowd, who continues booing him.  Finally, Liberi Fatali hits and the fans react with a mix of cheers and boos as Kurt Richards steps through the curtain and walks to the ring.)

 

Andrews-  And now the particiapants.  Introducing first, weighing in at 212 pounds. . . "Blockbuster" Kurt Richards!!

 

(Richards steps though the ropes and steps onto the first turnbuckle, staring out into the crowd.  BadgerTheme plays, and the fans rise in cheers as Badger walks out to the stage, and then to the ring.)

 

Andrews- And his opponent, weighing in at 200 pounds. . .He is the CWUN Heavyweight Champion. . .Badger Benandanti!

 

Leonard-  Well, this is it, folks!  Badger is heading for the ring, and the anticipation couldn't be higher!

 

Martin-  Badger steps through the ropes and glares at Caldera.  Caldera moves over to him and asks for the belt!  Badger seems reluctant, but finally hands it to Caldera, who holds it up for the world to see!

 

Leonard-  Caldera brings the belt to the timekeeper, who trades him for a microphone!  Bager and Richards are waiting in opposite corners, staring each other down, a Caldera gets ready to speak!

 

Caldera-  Now, before I begin this match, I want to make something clear.  This match will end with a count made by my hand only.  I am the law in and out of this ring, and the same goes for this match.

 

(With that, Caldera hands the mike to an aid and rings the bell.)

 

Leonard-  And here we go!  You've got to know that the deck is stacked against Badger in this one!  Badger and Richards continue their staredown, until they finally move in and meet in the middle of the ring!

 

Martin-  They're still staring each other down!  Wait, Richards throws a right!  Badger returns it!  And they're off!

 

Leonard-  They're exchanging blows, and Richards takes over!  Richards hammers Badger back into the corner, and wails away!  Badger is reeling!  Wait, Badger blocks a blow and backs Richards up with a stiff right hand of his own!

 

Martin-  Badger is coming alive and fighting out of the corner!  The fans are cheering him on as he backs Richards up, and fires a hard right that takes him down!  Richards springs back up, only to be taken down again!

 

Leonard-  Blockbuster is reeling as he gets up again!  Badger hooks him up and hits a mean snap suplex!  Richards clutches his back in pain, as Badger gets back up and keeps moving!

 

Martin-  Badger bounces off the ropes and hits a quick leg drop!  Blockbuster sits up in pain, and Badger shoves him right back down again to cover him!  Caldera drops to count!  ONE!! TWO!! THR-  Richards gets out!

 

Leonard-  Badger glares at Caldera angrily, but it seemed like a fair count!  Badger's gonna keep one eye on Caldera throughout this match!  Badger is up and staring down Caldera, as Richards gets up!

 

Martin-  Blockbuster comes up from behind Badger, but Badger turns and sidesteps him!  Blockbuster charges and hits the brakes just before he runs into Caldera!  The fans ooh in disappointment!

 

Leonard-  Blockbuster turns back to Badger, who hits Richards in the face with a stiff jab!  And another!  Badger is on fire as he rears back for a big one!  But Blockbuster blocks it, and takes Badger over with a hip toss!

 

Martin-  Badger rolls up, and charges back in!  Blockbuster clotheslines him straight back down, and the fans don't like that one bit!  Blockbuster follows up with an elbow drop to the heart!

 

Leonard-  Badger sits up in pain, and Blockbuster latches on a rear chinlock!  Caldera drops down to check in on Badger!  Badger struggles to get out, but Blockbuster has him cinched in good!

 

Martin-  Finally Badger reaches up and rakes Blockbuster's eyes, forcing him to let go!  Badger gets up and moves in, but Caldera grabs him and pulls him back!  Caldera is admonishing him for the eye rake, giving Richards time to recover!

 

Leonard-  Finally Badger pushes Caldera aside, and moves in to the rising Richards.  Richards meets him with a knee to the gut!  Richards hooks Badger's head and drops him with a DDT!

 

Martin-  Both men are hurting, as Richards rolls over and covers Badger!  Onetwo- WOW that was a fast count!  Badger barely got a shoulder up, and Caldera just tried to screw Badger!

 

Leonard-  The fans are expressing their displeasement, as Blockbuster looks questioningly at Caldera.  Blockbuster lifts Badger up and whips him into the ropes!  Badger bounces back and runs right into a big back body drop!

 

Martin-  Blockbuster takes a deep breath and lifts Badger up.  He sends Badger hard into the corner and follows him in, catching him with a clothesline!  Badger falls, and Richards slides out to the floor!

 

Leonard-  Blockbuster has found himself a steel chair!  Richards gets back into the ring, as Badger is recovering!  Richards readies himself for a shot, but Badger counters with a quick kick to the gut!

 

Martin-  Richards drops the chair as Badger peppers him with right hands!  Blockbuster is reeling, as Badger whips him into the ropes!  Blockbuster bounces back, and Badger connects with a huge dropkick to the face!

 

Leonard-  Badger covers Richards!  But Caldera isn't going in for the count!  Instead, he walks over and kicks the chair out of the ring!  Now he's over to count!  One!  Blockbuster easily kicks out!

 

Martin-  Badger gets up and gets in Caldera's face!  Badger is furious about the slow count, as Richards recovers!  Richards comes up from behind Badger and hooks him up!  Richards drops him in a reverse DDT!

 

Leonard-  Richards covers Badger!  Caldera drops and counts as fast as he can!  ONETWOTH-  Badger puts a foot on the rope! Caldera seems to be getting frustrated, as is Richards!

 

Martin-  Richards lifts Badger back up again, and hooks him up for a big vertical suplex!  But Badger blocks it!  Richards tries it again!  But Badger won't go over!  Wait, now Badger lifts Richards up!

 

Leonard-  What the hell?!  Caldera comes up from behind and hits Badger in the back with a forearm!  Blockbuster lands safely and lifts Badger up, connecting with the suplex!

 

Martin-  I think Caldera's plan is showing through pretty clearly!  Blockbuster is headed up to the top rope!  Badger is still down!  And Caldera is holding his legs to make sure he doesn't move!

 

Leonard-  Wait, Badger kicks Caldera off and dives for the top rope!  He hits it, and Richards loses his balance!  Blockbuster lands precariously on the top turnbuckle, as Badger recovers!

 

Martin-  Badger moves towards Blockbuster, but Caldera turns him around!  Badger and Caldera are arguing!  Wait!  Badger clocks Caldera in the face with a big right hand!

 

Leonard-  The fans loved that one!  Badger took Caldera right off his feet!  Now he's climbing the turnbuckle, and hooking Richards up for a superplex!

 

Martin-  Wait, Caldera is back up!  He hops up behind Badger and gives him a shot to the back!  And Blockbuster lifts Badger up and shrugs him off to the mat!  Badger is hurting!

 

Leonard-  Blockbuster gains his footing on the second rope, and jumps, hitting a vicious elbow drop!  Badger is in trouble, and Caldera is already down, ready to count!  But Blockbuster isn't covering him!

 

Martin-  Caldera looks confused, until he sees that Richards is going for that steel chair!  Richards gets back into the ring with the chair, and is heading for a rising Badger!

 

Leonard-  Richards lifts the chair up!  But Badger counters with a shot to the gut!  Blockbuster crunches over, and Badger wrenches the chair out of his hands!  Badger readies a shot!

 

Martin-  But Caldera comes up from behind and takes the chair from Badger!  Badger turns and is furious!  Blockbuster is recovering, as Badger turns to see to him again!  But Caldera swings the chair at Badger!

 

Leonard-  But Badger senses it coming!  He ducks, and Caldera hits Blockbuster over the skull! 

 

Martin-  Oh no!

 

Leonard-  Blockbuster crumbles under the shot, and Badger covers him!  Caldera is worried, as Badger insists that he count!  Caldera reluctantly gets down, and checks Blockbuster's shoulders! 

 

Martin-  They're both down!  ONE!  Caldera stops to check his shoulders again!  TWO!  Caldera is hesitating to count the three!  But Blockbuster kicks out!  Badger is pissed!

 

Leonard-  Badger gets up and is livid!  Caldera gets right back in his face, and Badger fires a right hand!  Caldera returns it!  Badger and Caldera are going at it!  Caldera and Badger are tearing into each other, and. . .what the hell?

 

(Badger and Caldera break off as they hear slow, painful violin music play.  They stare nervously at each other, until the crowd reacts to a familiar figure emerges from behind the curtain.)

 

Leonard-  Is that. . .?  IT IS!  It's Netheradege!  I don't believe it!  What's he doing here?

 

Martin-  This has got to be another one of the Renegade's tricks!  Blockbuster is up, and he's spotted Netheradege, who has stopped in front of the ring!  Blockbuster is worried about this, as he stops to shout at him!

 

Leonard-  Caldera seems just as confused as anyone!  Wait, Badger moves in on him from behind!  BADGER HITS THE BADGERSLAM ON CALDERA!  The referee has been taken out, much to the crowd's delight!

 

Martin-  That's not fair!  Now Badger is moving in on Richards!  Richards turns around and fires a right hand at Badger!  And another!  Badger fights back, and we're back to where we started!

 

Leonard-  Badger takes control, and whips Blockbuster into the ropes!  Richards bounces back, and Badger takes him over with a belly to belly suplex!  Great move!  But what's Netheradege doing out there?

 

Martin-  He's got no business out here!  Just because Blockbuster took him out last month doesn't give him the right to be out here!  And Caldera is still out!

 

Leonard-  Badger moves in to cover Blockbuster, but Caldera is still out!

 

Martin-  That's your own fault, Badger!

 

Leonard-  Either way, there's nobody to count!  Badger lifts Richards up, as Caldera starts to come around!  Badger lifts Richards up, and hooks him!  Badger takes his leg, and hits a vicious BadgerBuster!  That's it!  It's over!

 

Martin-  Badger has got Richards covered again, but Caldera is still rising!  Badger is up and moving towards him, but he doesn't see that Caldera has the steel chair!

 

Leonard-  Badger moves in, but Caldera stands and cracks Badger over the head!  My God what a shot!  Badger is down and out!  This action has brought Netheradege to the apron!

 

Martin-  Caldera is pulling Richards over to Badger, and he's draped him over top!  This is great!  Caldera is still woozy, as he drops to count!  WAIT A MINUTE!  LOOK OUT THERE!

 

Leonard-  That's The Renegade!  The Renegade has just run in from the crowd and is climbing the turnbuckle!  ONE!!!  Rollins is perched for flight!  TWO!!  Rollins jumps!

 

Martin-  OH NO!!  The Renegade just dropped the Anarchist Elbow on Caldera just before the three!  Where the hell did he come from?? 

 

Leonard-  Wait!  If the Renegade is there, then who the hell is Nethereadege?!

 

Martin-  What's going on?  Caldera has been demolished, as Blockbuster gets up!  He hasn't seen Rollins!  He's still eyeing Netheradege!  He's shouting at him, and Rollins comes up from behind!

 

Leonard-  Rollins spins Richards around and hits a vile Superkick!  Blockbuster is out cold!  Now Netheradege is pulling Badger on top of Blockbuster!  Rollins has Caldera's hand, and is counting with it!

 

Martin-  ONE!!  TWO!!  THREE!!!!  That's not fair!!

 

(The bell rings and the crowd cheers despite the chaos.  Rollins raises Badger's hand as BadgerTheme plays)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and STILL CWU World Heavyweight Champion. . .Badger Benandanti!

 

Leonard-  Amidst total anarchy, Badger has retained his title, and Caldera's plans have been foiled!  Now that the match is over, maybe we'll find out what's going on!

 

Martin-  Rollins and Netheradege are celebrating together, as the crowd cheers along!  Blockbuster is slowly recovering, as is Caldera and Badger!  Everyone is up, and trying to sort this out!

 

Leonard-  Wait!  From the back, here comes Khan!  Khan is charging to the ring!  Netheradege and Rollins help Badger out of the ring, as Blockbuster and Caldera seem to be arguing! 

 

Martin-  But who the hell is Netheradege?  Badger seems to want to know, too!  Wait, he's taking off his mask!  LOOK AT THAT!

 

Leonard-  IT"S SEXUAL INFERNO!  Sexual Inferno was helping Rollins!  Both men have returned here tonight to help Badger Benandanti overcome the odds! 

 

Martin-  Blockbuster can't believe his eyes, as Caldera and Khan bail out to the floor in anger!

 

Leonard-  Ladies and gentlemen, we're out of time!  What a spectacle this has been!  Tune in tomorrow night for Black Monday, and maybe we'll answer some questions!  Goodnight!

 

(The show ends with a shot of Sexual Inferno and Rollins on either side of Badger, raising his arms in victory.)