(The lights dim in the Kemper Arena, and the crowd begins to buzz.  The MegaTron lights up, and images of Caldera, the Jhub, Rollins, Khan, and others flash from Shockwave.}

 

Voice-over-  Last month, the tables were turned in Global Championship Wrestling, and new alliances were formed.  Now, one month later, the true motives of men in GCW have come into question.  New battle have begun, and will end tonight.  Tonight, thirty men step into the ring for a deadly battle royal.  Tonight, all of GCW plays. . . Dangerous Games!

 

(With that, fireworks explode on stage, and the crowd goes crazy.  The camera pans over the packed arena, zooming in and out over the crazed fans.  The cheers are deafening, as Dangerous Games begins.)

 

Bryan-  Welcome everyone to Kansas City!  Welcome to the Kemper Arena!  And welcome to GCW Dangerous Games!  We’re live on Pay-Per-View in over twenty countries world-wide, and are coming to you in front of twenty thousand fans for what should prove to be an outstanding night!

 

Yale-  I’ve never been so excited in my life, JB!  Dangerous Games!  Last month we were in Rome, and this isn’t quite as elegant, but hey, it’s Pay-Per-View!  I honestly can’t wait to see what’s gonna happen tonight!

 

Bryan-  Fans, this should be one hell of a night!  So many questions remain unanswered, and-

 

(Suddenly, the MegaTron lights up.  A scene from an old but now familiar  ACWF event begins to play. . .)

Jim Ross: I CANT BELIEVE THIS MAN!!!!! Big Daddy Dero somehow, kicked out right before the three and Caldera is pissed!!!! And uh-oh!!! Mr. Danger sees the chair in the ring still, and there is blood on that chair, as well as on Dero's head!

[ Mr. Danger picks up the chair. He sees that blood is on the chair as well as on Dero's head. He is shouting something at Caldera who is just looking innocent. ]

Jim Ross: Danger is putting two and two together, and he knows Caldera used that chair! He and Caldera are arguing about it!!!

Jerry Lawler: Look out! Dero is very slowly getting up, blood dripping from his face! He is a bloody mess!!!!

[ As Dero gets up, Danger and Caldera are arguing. Mr. Danger then winds up the chair, and goes to hit Caldera.. Just at the last second he stops in mid air, turns around.. and smashes the chair over Big Daddy Dero's head. The crowd gives a "uuuu" then is silent ]

Jim Ross: (pauses) WHAT THE HELL IS THIS????

Jerry Lawler: Did I just see what I think I saw?????

Jim Ross: MR. DANGER!!!!!! JUST SMASHED THE CHAIR OVER DERO'S HEAD!!!!!! Mr. Danger throws the chair to the outside, and points down at Dero and is laughing!

Jerry Lawler: What is going on JR? I can't believe this!!!!

Jim Ross: Caldera picks up Dero, and hooks both arms! He lifts him up in the air, CALDERA DROP!!!! Danger for the count. One, two, three!!!!!

[ The Sickness by Disturbed begins to play. The fans are totally disgusted as they boo and start throwing trash at the ring. Mr. Danger runs to the outside and grabs the belt. He comes back into the ring, and he and Caldera embrace with a big hug. Mr. Danger then gives Caldera the belt, and raises his hand. They hug again. ]

The Fink: Here is your winner, and the NEEEEWWWWWW ACWF World Heavyweight Champion, STEVEN CALDERA!!!!

Jim Ross: I can't believe it!!! THEY SCREWED US ALL!!!! Mr. Danger and Steve Caldera were together all along, and this makes me SICK!!!! Big Daddy Dero is bloody and beaten at the hands of Steve Caldera and Mr. Danger!! Caldera is the new champion of the world, but at what cost?

Jerry Lawler: Danger and Caldera are both walking up the ramp laughing!!! What fools everyone here is!!! They never saw this coming! What a fool you are JR!!

Jim Ross: Ah shut UP! Mr. Danger, shocks the world here tonight in Kansas City!! What a DEADLY DECISION he has just made!!! Right here in his hometown!!!!! They played each and every one of us!! Fans, our time is up. For Jerry Lawler, I'm Jim Ross saying goodnight from KC...... This is just sickening!!!!!!

[ We see a shot of Caldera holding up the belt at the entrance to the back. We then see a shot of referees helping Dero up who is laying in a pool of his own blood in the ring. Camera fades out and the show ends. ]

(The MegaTron fades to black, and the crowd boos and murmurs.)

Bryan-  What in the hell?  That video clip has been shown several times over the past few weeks. . . And something tells me it’s just more propaganda by President Caldera!

Yale-  Oh, come on, JB!  Danger is obviously on the side of Caldera!  And tonight, that ignorant Renegade is going to find that out first-hand!

(The MegaTron lights up again, showing a scene from backstage.  Mr. Danger and Kevin Jacobs stand in front of a giant GCW banner.  The crowd boos as they spot Danger.)

Jacobs-  Commissioner Danger, tonight you are the special referee in what could turn out to be a very controversial match.  You have maintained that you are not on the side of the Establishment.  But as of late, it seems as though popular opinion is that you can’t be trusted.  I-

Danger-  You what, Jacobs?  Listen, I am the Commissioner of this damn company, and I can fire you with a mere signature on a sheet of paper!  I’m going to start demanding a bit of respect out of you people!  I’d never side with a power-monger like Caldera, and you know it!  I’m not going to take this any more!  Tonight, I’m going to prove to the world what I’m capable of!

(Danger storms off camera, as Jacobs shrugs to the camera.  We return to ringside. . .)

Bryan-  Oh, my. . .

Yale-  You see?!  Danger is turning into someone else, and that someone is firmly entrenched in the camp of the Establishment!

(Real American hits, and the crowd cheers.  Zippy emerges, being ushered forward by Stone.)

Andrews-  The following contest, set for one fall, is for the GCW Television championship!  Introducing first, the challenger.  Accompanied to the ring by Stone, from Mianus, Connecticut, he weighs in at 224 pounds. . . Zippy!

Yale-  Well, here comes the biggest idiot in GCW!  I mean, can you believe that he wants to rename the TV title, a title Capo has brought much prestige to, to the ‘Tom and Jerry’ title!?

Bryan-  I don’t know that that would be too prestigious, but hey, you never know!  I think Stone has done a good job of motivating Zippy!

(Zippy steps into the ring, looking around and being awed by the cheering fans around him.  Suddenly, Demons Surround me hit, and the cheers turn to boos.  Zippy looks confused, until Stone explains. . . Capo emerges with his belt, and walks to the ring.)

Andrews-  And his opponent, from Cleveland, Ohio, he weighs in at 245 pounds, and he is the GCW Television champion. . . Capo!

(DING DING DING)

Bryan- There's the bell and this Television Title match is underway.  Zippy ducks a clothesline from Capo and sends Capo to the ground with a nice forearm shot.  Zippy runs and bounces off of the ropes.  He comes back with a running leg drop on Capo.

Yale- Zippy picks Capo up off of the ground and whips him into the ropes.  Capo reverses and Zippy is sent into the ropes.  Zippy comes back and takes a dropkick from Capo.  Capo on the offensive now, picks Zippy up and executes a swinging neckbreaker.

Bryan- Capo goes for the first cover of this match.  ONE TWO Zippy gets the shoulder up.  Capo picks Zippy up off of the ground and whips him into the corner.  Capo comes in, following Zippy.  But Zippy puts the boot up!

Yale- Capo is dazed from that shot.  Zippy runs up behind him and hooks his head.  Bulldog!  Zippy climbs up to the top rope and turns himself around.  He leaps!  But Capo puts the knees up!  Zippy was going for the Zip Flip but Capo got his knees up!

Bryan- Capo stands and walks to the Zipster.  Capo is now laying boots across Zippy's stomach.  Capo breaks his attack and allows Zippy to get to his feet.  Capo runs and bounces off of the ropes.  He comes back towards Zippy.

Yale- But Zippy uses Capo's momentum to throw him straight over the top rope!  Zippy rolls out of the ring and moves in on Capo.  Capo desperately goes for a clothesline but Zippy ducks and hits a neckbreaker.

Bryan- Zippy climbs onto the steel ring steps.  He leaps.  ELBOW DROP!  Capo is really hurting from that.  But Zippy is down from it too!

Ref- ONE… … TWO

Yale- Referee administering the count out.  Zippy finally climbs to his feet and gets back on the attack of Capo.  Zippy grabs Capo's hand and whips him into the barrier!  Capo is holding his lower back as Zippy moves in again.

Ref- THREE… … FOUR… … FIVE

Bryan- Zippy rolls Capo back into the ring and climbs to the top rope.  Capo turns around and Zippy comes off with a missile dropkick.  Zippy goes for the cover.  ONE TWO THR Capo kicks out.

Yale- Zippy is arguing with the ref over that one.  Capo is back to his feet.  He charges Zippy, but Zippy sees him and lifts him up into a back body drop!  Wait!  Capo slides down Zippy's back and turns him around.

Bryan- Capo kicks Zippy in the gut and shoves him in between his legs.  Capo lifts Zippy up and comes down with a thunderous powerbomb!  Capo covers!  ONE TWO THREE!  No ZIPPY GOT THE SHOULDER UP!

Yale- How did he do that, J.B.?

Bryan- I don't know, David.  That should have been it right there!

Yale- Capo picks Zippy up and sends him into the ropes.  Zippy comes back and takes a vicious clothesline.  Capo picks Zippy up and positions him under his legs.

Bryan- NO!  Capo don't do it!  Capo lifts Zippy up and brings him down with a monstrous piledriver!  Capo goes for the cover.  This should be it.  ONE TWO Capo lifts Zippy's shoulder off of the mat!

Yale- Capo is set out to hurt Zippy now.  Capo picks Zippy up and whips him into the ropes.  Zippy comes back and Capo shoves him up into the air.  As Zippy comes plummeting to the ground Capo grabs his head and finishes the Samoan Neckbreaker!

Bryan- Capo goes for the cover.  This has got to be it.  ONE TWO THREE! NO! Zippy lifts the shoulder off of the mat!  Capo is pissed!  Capo is arguing with the ref about the slow count.  Zippy is back up.  He sprints towards Capo.

Yale- Capo sidesteps and Zippy runs full steam into the turnbuckle.  Capo moves in behind Zippy and positions him backwards on the top turnbuckle.  Capo climbs to the second rope and hooks Zippy's arm around his head.

Bryan- Top rope belly to back suplex!  Capo floats over with a cover.  ONE TWO And Zippy kicks out!  This kid just won't quit!  He has the heart to keep going in this match.  Capo picks Zippy up and hooks his head.  He drops Zippy down into a DDT!

Yale- Capo climbs to the top turnbuckle.  He looks down at Zippy and leaps.  FROGSPLASH!  But he is not going for the cover!  That could cost him the match.  Capo lifts Zippy up off of the ground.  He kicks Zippy in the gut and shoves him under his legs again!

Bryan- Capo lifts Zippy up.  Zippy is sitting on Capo's shoulders!  Capo is trying to get Zippy down into the powerbomb.  But Zippy reverses and hits a hurricanrana!  Zippy is back on his feet and seems to have gotten a second wind!

Yale- Zippy climbs to his feet and waits for Capo to stand.  Capo gets to his feet and Zippy whips him into the ropes.  Capo comes back with a head of steam and Zippy catches him with a spinning heel kick.  He covers.  ONE TWO and Capo gets out of it.

Bryan- Zippy climbs to his feet and picks Capo up.  Zippy is staring at Capo.  Zippy lifts his right leg off of the ground and raises his arms to his sides.  Zippy is standing in some sort of Kung Fu position.  He lets out a karate yell and he…

Yale- Zippy is going postal on Capo!  He literally slapping Capo for all he is worth!  He breaks his attack and sets himself back into that Kung Fu position.  He lets out another yell and is kicking Capo in the shins!

Bryan- This kid is hilarious!  He walks over to the corner and is doing his Kung Fu moves for the crowd!  But Capo is charging towards him!  Zippy turns and sees him!

Yale- Zippy prepares himself and puts his right hand out.  He extends his index and middle fingers and catches Capo by the…the nostrils!  Zippy flips him over and catches him!  He drops him down into a body slam!

Bryan- Zippy hops up onto the turnbuckle and stands.  He is perched on the top turnbuckle.  He leaps!  ZIP FLIP!  He covers!  ONE TWO THREE!! Zippy did it!  Zip won it!

Andrews- Here is your winner and NEW GCW Television Champion, Zippy!

Yale- I can't believe Capo lost!

Bryan- Zippy's unorthodox wrestling technique has paid off.  He has finally captured gold in GCW!

(The crowd continues to cheer as Stone leads Zippy away from the ring.  Capo stomps the mat in frustration, and slowly walks to the back.)

Bryan-  Zippy has won the belt he’s always wanted, and I guess we should go ahead and call it the ‘Tom and Jerry’ title now!

Yale-  Oh, please. . .

(Bawitiba hits, and the crowd explodes in cheers.  The Real Deal walk to the ring.)

Andrews-  The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the GCW Tag Team Championships!  Introducing first, at a combined weight of 457 pounds, Chris Van Burren, Dan ‘The Man’ Rivero. . . The Real Deal!

(The Real Deal hop into the ring, and the Game hits.  The crowd boos loudly as the champs make their way to the ring.)

Andrews-  And their opponents, at a combined weight of 647 pounds. . . they are the GCW Tag Team Champions, Assassin One and Mikado!

(The champs step into the ring, and the bell sounds.)

Bryan- Assassin One and Mikado hand their belts to the referee and discuss who will be starting out.  Assassin One climbs to the apron, as does Chris Van Burren.  Mikado walks up to Rivero and locks up.

Yale- Rivero locks Mikado in a headlock and paces around the ring.  Mikado pushes Rivero into the ropes and hits him with an elbow to the face.  Mikado runs into the ropes and jumps over Rivero.

Bryan- Rivero to his feet.  Mikado comes back and is taken over with a hip toss.  Rivero goes for the cover.  ONE TWO and Mikado gets the shoulder up.  Rivero picks Mikado off the ground and pulls him over to Burren.  Rivero makes the tag and Burren comes in.

Yale- Burren whips Mikado into the ropes and ducks a clothesline.  Mikado hits the ropes again and comes back with a dropkick.  Burren is down and Mikado is struggling to get a tag.  He reaches out.  And he gets the tag!

Bryan- Assassin One comes in and he is on fire.  Clothesline to Burren.  Rivero back up.  Clothesline to Rivero.  Burren back on his feet and Assassin One whips him into the ropes.  Mikado back up, standing behind his partner.  Burren comes back and Assassin One lifts him up.

Yale- Mikado grabs Burren's waist and flips him over into an overhead belly to bell suplex.  Mikado climbs back to the apron as Assassin One goes for the cover.  ONE TWO and Burren gets his shoulder off the mat.

Bryan- Assassin One lifts Burren to his feet and whips him into the ropes.  Burren comes back and Assassin One lifts Burren high over his head into a gorilla press slam.  Assassin One walks backwards a few steps and tosses Burren backwards.

Yale- Burren makes the tag as he falls down.  Rivero comes in and jumps on the big man's back.  Assassin One grabs Rivero by the head and flings him over his shoulder to the ground.  Assassin One picks Rivero up and whips him into the ropes.

Bryan- Rivero comes back and Assassin One picks him up high over head into another gorilla press slam.  But Chris Van Burren is perched on top.  Assassin One turns around to face him and Burren comes off with a missile dropkick to Assassin One!

Yale- Rivero drops on top of Assassin One and hooks the leg.  ONE TWO and Assassin One kicks out with authority, sending Rivero flying across the ring.  Assassin One climbs to his feet and walks over to Mikado and gets the tag.

Bryan- Mikado comes in and moves in on Rivero.  Rivero rises to his feet and takes a few right hands from Mikado.  Mikado kicks Rivero in the stomach and shoves him underneath his legs.  He lifts him up and hits a piledriver.

Yale- He covers.  ONE TWO THREE NO!  Rivero got his shoulder off of the canvas before three.  Mikado is up arguing with the ref and Rivero climbs to his feet.  He moves up on Mikado.  He grabs his head and drops him down into a reverse DDT.

Bryan- Both men struggling to make tags now.  Rivero is almost there and he gets it.  Burren comes in.  Mikado makes his as well, but the ref doesn't see it!  He is forcing Assassin One out of the ring.  Rivero is perched on the top rope.  Burren kicks Mikado in the gut and shoves him underneath his legs.  He lifts him up.

Yale- Rivero leaps.  Combination sit down powerbomb and Rivero Elbow!  Burren covers as Rivero scrambles to the outside.  The ref is still arguing with Assassin One and finally he turns around to see the cover being made.  ONE TWO THR-- Mikado kicked out!

Bryan- Burren looks dejected after that.  Burren climbs to his feet and brings Mikado to his as well.  Burren whips Mikado into the ropes and goes for a clothesline.  But both men had the same idea.  They hit a double clothesline.  Both men are down now and the ref is making the ten count.

Ref- ONE! TWO! THREE! FOUR! FIVE! SIX!

Yale- Mikado gets to his feet and looks a bit groggy.  He is stumbling to his corner as Burren is getting to his feet.  Mikado makes the tag to Assassin One.  Assassin One makes his way into the ring and walks over to Chris Van Burren.  Burren has almost reached his corner.

Bryan- But Assassin One grabs Burren by the hair and pulls him backwards.  Chris reaches up and grabs the big man's head.  He drops him down with a jawbreaker!  Chris springs towards his corner and gets the tag to Dan Rivero.  Rivero comes in and clotheslines Assassin One down.

Yale- Rivero bounces off the ropes as the big man climbs to his feet.  Rivero comes back and dropkicks Assassin One back down.  Rivero quickly springs to the top rope.  It looks like he is going for the Rivero Elbow.

Bryan- But Mikado, who is back on the apron now, shakes the ropes and Rivero straddles the top turnbuckle.  Assassin One climbs to his feet and walks towards Rivero.  He grabs Rivero by the chest and tosses him down, off of the turnbuckle.

Yale- Assassin One covers.  ONE TWO but Rivero somehow gets the shoulder up.  Assassin One brings Rivero to his feet and walks over to Mikado.  He makes the tag to his partner.  Assassin One walks River over to the corner and whips him into the opposite corner.

Bryan- Assassin One grabs Mikado's arm and whips him towards Rivero.  Rivero sidesteps Mikado as he approaches.  Mikado goes sternum first into that turnbuckle.  Assassin One takes off running, not realizing that his partner is in the corner.  He runs right into Mikado at full blast.

Yale- Rivero walks over to Chris and motions for him to come in.  Burren comes in and whips Rivero towards the corner.  As he gets there he leaps and dropkicks Assassin One back into Mikado.  Assassin One backs off and leans against the ropes.

Bryan- Burren runs towards Assassin One and clotheslines him over the top rope, but Chris' momentum carries him over as well.  Mikado falls out of the corner and Rivero moves in on him.  And Assassin One and Chris Van Burren are fighting on the outside.

Yale- Rivero picks Mikado up off the ground and hooks his head.  He lifts him in the air and drops him down with a suplex.  He floats over with the cover.  ONE TWO THR-- No!  Mikado kicked out.  Rivero picks Mikado up and hooks his head.

Bryan- Rivero lifts Mikado up and places him on his shoulders.  He shifts his weight and swings Mikado down into a pancake neckbreaker.  He hooks the leg!  ONE TWO THREE!  NO!!  The ref said Mikado got the shoulder up!  Rivero is furious!  He is up yelling at the ref.

Yale- Mikado reaches up and rolls Rivero up!  ONE TWO THR NO! Rivero kicked out!  Mikado climbs to his feet and brings Rivero up as well.  Mikado whips Rivero into the ropes.  But Rivero reverses, sending Mikado into the ropes.  Mikado comes back and Rivero pushes him up into the air.

Bryan- Mikado comes down as Rivero grabs his head.  Samoan neckbreaker!  Rivero looks at Mikado.  He climbs through the ropes to the top turnbuckle.  Rivero is perched on top.  He leaps.  RIVERO ELBOW!  He covers!  ONE TWO THREE!  He got it!

Andrews- Here are your winners, and NEW, GCW World Tag Team Champions, The Real Deal!

(Chris Van Burren and Dan Rivero are handed their belts.  Assassin One and Mikado walk up the ramp, staring at The Real Deal.  Chris and Dan are now on the turnbuckles, holding their belts high into the air.

Bryan- Well folks, what a match that was.  We have new tag team champions.  We have more like that coming up.  Wait a minute.  Is that Zippy?

(The scene switches from ringside to backstage.  Zippy turns a corner with his newly won TV Title draped over his shoulder.  He walks past a hallway and continues on.  All of a sudden two people begin shouting at him.)

Person 1- Zippy!  Zippy wait up!

Person 2- Zipster!  We need to talk to you!

(Zippy turns around and sees Tom and Jerry running up.  A smile immediately comes across his face.)

Zippy- Stone said this would happen!  I won and you guys are here!

Tom- We are very proud of you, Zippy. 

Jerry- You did good.  Now keep I up!

Zippy- I will!  I will defend the TJ Title to the best of my ability.

Tom- TJ Title?  It's the TV Title.

Zippy- No it's not.

Jerry- Yes it is.  Television shortens to TV.  So it is the TV Title.

Zippy- Well, I renamed it.  From this moment on, this belt will now be known as the Tom and Jerry Title!  See?  TJ Title!

Tom- Oh, I get it.  Well, Zippy, there is a big party waiting for you behind that door.  (Points to the Zip Room)

Zippy- You're right!  I better go!  Come on in!

Jerry- No we have to go now.  Nice meeting you.

Zippy- Nice meeting you too!

(Zippy walks into the room as Tom and Jerry sprint away.  Zippy looks around, but Gidget and Stone aren't around.)

Zippy- Emma, where's Gidget and Stone?

Emma- I don't know they just left a few minutes ago.  Let's start the party!

(Just then, the door swings open.  Stone and Gidget walk in with boxes of orange soda.)

Zippy- You guys missed it!  Tom and Jerry were just here!  Where were you?

Stone- We had to get Orange Soda for the party.

Zippy- Stone, it looks like you just got out of bed.  Nice slippers.

(The camera looks at Stone's feet.  He has on shoes that look like Tom's feet.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

(Breakdown plays, and the crowd leaps to their feet in boos.  The Cruiserweight champ walks to the ring, carrying his Canadian flag.  The crowd begins to chant ‘USA!  USA!  USA!’  Jordan looks at them in anger as head climbs into the ring.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is a Flag Match for the GCW Hard*core Championship!  Introducing first, from Calgary, Alberta, Canada, he weighs in at 221 pounds, he is the GCW Cruiserweight Champion. . . Chris Jordan!

 

(Jordan hands his flag to an aid, who fastens it to one of the two tall polls attached to the turnbuckles.  Out With the Old hits next, and the crowd explodes into cheers.  Toad walks to the ring with his belt and the American flag.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, from Biloxi, Mississippi, he weighs in at 310 pounds, and he is the GCW Hard*core champion. . . Toad!

 

(Toad steps into the ring, as Jordan watches on from his corner.  Toad hands his flag to the same aid, who fastens it to the opposite turnbuckle.  Toad and Jordan remove their belts, and stare at each other.)

 

Bryan-  This match is a new one to GCW, and it should be rather interesting!  Of course, this being a Hard*core title match, there are no disqualifications!

 

Yale-  And you’ve got to believe that Jordan has an advantage in this match!  I mean, he’s no Hard*core idiot like Toad, but he’s smaller, and can probably reach up that pole quicker than Toad can to grab the flag!

 

Bryan-  The first man to capture his opponent’s flag will go home with the Hard*core title!  And there’s the bell!  Jordan rushes right in on Toad, and drops him with a single leg takedown!  But Toad kicks Jordan away, and gets back to his feet!

 

Yale-  Jordan springs off the ropes, and clotheslines Toad!  But Toad isn’t fazed!  He dares Jordan for more, and Jordan bounces back again!  Another clothesline, and again Toad stands tall!

 

Bryan-  Jordan bounces off once more, but this time Toad catches Jordan in a powerslam!  Wow! 

 

(The crowd cheers.)

 

Bryan-  Jordan is hurt, and already Toad is looking for that flag!  Toad heads for the Canadian corner, and begins to climb the turnbuckle!  But Jordan is back up, and he grabs hold of Toad’s ankle!

 

Yale-  Toad has nowhere to go, and he hops back down to the ring.  Toad fires off a few quick right hands, and whips Jordan into the opposite corner!  But Jordan leaps up onto the second turnbuckle, right under the American flag!

 

Bryan-  Toad rushes over to the corner, as Jordan reaches for the flag!  But Toad gets there in time, and pulls Jordan down to the canvas!  Jordan lands on his feet, but Toad clotheslines him right back down again!

Yale-  And Toad drops an elbow!  And another!  Two quick elbows from Toad, and he's in control!  Toad lifts Jordan to his feet, and sends him into a neutral corner!  Toad follows him in with a big splash! 

 

Bryan-  Toad just about squashed the Canadian Cruiserweight Champion in the corner there, and Jordan is in real trouble!  Toad shoves Jordan to the mat, gets a head of steam, and drops a big leg over Jordan’s sternum!

 

Yale-  Toad has Jordan down, and now he’s looking back up to that flag again!  Toad heads for the corner, and begins to climb!  The big man is having trouble reaching up that pole, but he’s almost there!

 

Bryan-  But Jordan is back up!  Jordan throws his entire weight into the ropes, and Toad loses his balance!  Toad falls backwards off the top turnbuckle, and now Toad is in real trouble!  Jordan sees an opening, and heads up a neutral turnbuckle!

 

Yale-  Jordan reaches the top, and measures Toad!  Jordan flies!  Elbow drop from the top!  Perfectly executed!  Jordan is still a bit woozy, but he’s got a second wind and is now heading for the American flag!

 

Bryan-  Jordan slowly climbs to the second rope!  Now to the top!  The flag is just out of reach!  But Toad is getting up!  Toad heads to Jordan, and steps underneath him!  Toad has Jordan caught and on his shoulders!

 

Yale-  POWERBOMB!  Toad drops Jordan with a big powerbomb, and the Cruiserweight champ is out cold!  Toad has an opening!  Toad slowly heads for the opposite corner, and looks up to the Canadian flag!

 

Bryan-  Toad starts to climb!  But Jordan is slowly getting to his feet!  Toad is almost to the top, but Jordan runs, leaps up behind Toad, and takes him down with a reverse hurricanrana!  WOW!

 

(The crowd chants ‘Holy shit!  Holy shit!’>

 

Yale-  What a move!  A reverse hurricanrana on Toad!  Jordan has this thing in the bag now!  But he’s not going for the flag!  He’s sliding out to the floor. . . and he’s got a steel chair!  Jordan climbs back into the ring, and sets up Toad!

 

Bryan-  Toad, somehow, is getting to his feet!  Jordan sets him up for a chair shot!  He swings!  But Toad ducks out of the way!  Jordan misses, and Toad fires off with rights and lefts!  Toad is on fire, and he has Jordan rocking!

 

Yale-  Jordan drops the chair!  Toad picks it up, and lines Jordan up!  He swings!  MY GOD what a shot!  Toad just about decapitates Jordan, and I think he wants to prove to Jordan what Hard*core means!

 

Bryan-  Toad wails away with another shot to the fallen cruiserweight!  Toad is really unloading here on Jordan!  He’s got him down and out, and now he's turned his attention to the Canadian flag!

 

Yale-  Toad has the Canadian flag in his sights!  He’s heading up the turnbuckle!  He’s almost got it!

 

(The crowd begins to boo as they spot Dimensioner running down the aisle.)

 

Bryan-  Hey, wait a minute!  Wait a damn minute!  That’s Dimensioner!  Toad is almost up to the top, but Dimensioner hops onto the apron, and gives Toad a shove!  Toad flies over the top rope, and lands on the floor!

 

Yale-  Oh my God!  Toad went flying to the floor, and Jordan is already up and heading for the American flag! 

 

Bryan-  This isn’t right, Dave!  Jordan is almost up!  He’s inching his way up that pole. . . And he’s got it!  New champion!

 

(The crowd boos as Dimensioner backs up the ramp.  Jordan is handed his belts, as the EMTs check on Toad, who seems to be favoring his arm.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the NEW GCW Hard*core champion. . . Chris Jordan!

 

Yale-  Jordan is a double-champion!  And Dimensioner took out Toad!  What a great match!

 

Bryan-  Oh, shut up!  Dimensioner screwed Toad out of the title here!  And Jordan just snapped the American flag over his knee!

 

(The crowd boos as Jordan takes his belts and leaves, following Toad who is being helped out.)

 

Bryan-  Damn it!  I can’t believe it!  The greatest Hard*core champion of all time was screwed here!

 

Yale-  Who said anything about him being the best?!  Either way, it’s now time for our United States Title match!

 

Andrews-  The following contest is a throw in the towel match for the United States Championship! 

 

(Freak on a Leash hits, and Shane Lane walks to the ring with Genryu.  Genryu is wearing a towel over his shoulder.)

 

Andrews-  Introducing first, from Beverly Hills, California, accompanied by his manager Hiroshima Genryu, he weighs in at 223 pounds. . . Shane Lane!

 

(Lane hops into the ring, while Genryu waits on the floor.  Fuel hits next, and the crowd cheers.  Hanson walks to the ring, followed by John Reed, who wears a towel also.)

 

 

 

 

 

 

Andrews-  The following contest is a Battle Royal for the number one contendership to the World Title!

 

(The crowd cheers in anticipation)

 

Andrews-  To be eliminated, someone must be thrown over the top rope, and BOTH feet must hit the floor.

 

(Chamoflauge hits, and the crowd boos.  Chameleon walks to the ring, Katanya at his side.  He hops into the ring, and glares out at the crowd.)

 

Andrews-  Introducing the man who drew number one, from Las Vegas, Nevada, he weighs in at 200 pounds. . . Chameleon!

 

Bryan-  This man has gone absolutely insane as of late, fans, and it appears as if Katanya has gone crazy with him!  I don’t know why she did what she did earlier tonight, but I’ve got to believe that Mike Hardy has paid the ultimate price as a result!

 

Yale-  Yeah, Hardy was supposed to be in this match, but as a result of that buried alive match, he’s been taken to a nearby hospital!

 

(The Game hits next, and the crowd boos as Mikado walks to the ring.)

 

Andrews-  And the man who drew number two, from parts unknown, he weighs in at 235 pounds. . . Mikado!

 

Bryan-  And it looks like one-half of the former tag champions will be facing him here in the beginning!

 

(Mikado steps through the ropes, and the bell rings.  The fans cheer the match as it begins.)

 

Bryan-  Here we go!  Thirty men, one will walk out the number one contender to the world title!  We’re starting with two, and every two minutes or so another man will enter the ring!

 

Yale-  Chameleon goes straight at Mikado, and Mikado takes him down with a leg sweep!  Chameleon lands right on the back of his head, and Mikado retreats to the corner!  Looks like he’s playing a more conservative game here!

 

Bryan-  Smart idea.  Chameleon, on the other hand, is still wanting a fight!  I don’t know how he can do it after that war with Hardy!  And that masked man attacking! 

 

Yale-  Chameleon runs in again, and Mikado ducks, backdropping him over the top rope!  But Chameleon lands on the apron!  Mikado turns, and Chameleon hits him with a shoulder block to the gut through the ropes!

 

Bryan-  Chameleon leaps to the top rope, as Mikado recovers!  Chameleon takes off with a cross body block!  But Mikado catches him and turns it into a powerslam!  What a move!

 

Yale-  That was impressive!  Chameleon is really hurting, and it looks like the clock it ticking down!

 

(The crowd chants as the clock runs out. . . Three! TWO!  ONE!!  A siren sounds, as Mikado looks down the ramp.  La Grange plays, and the crowd cheers.  Jake Jennings walks to the ring, and hops through the ropes.)

 

Bryan-  Jake Jennings!  Jennings is the third man into this match!  Chameleon is still down from the powerslam, and Mikado moves right in on Jennings!  Mikado and Jennings begin to exchange blows, as Chameleon tries to regain his senses!

 

Yale-  Jennings is taking over on Mikado, and he moves him back into the corner!  Jennings begins pounding away with hard rights and lefts, beating the smaller Mikado down!

 

Bryan-  Chameleon is back to his feet, and he moves to Jennings!  But he just shoves Jennings aside, and begins to stomp away!  Jennings watches from aside, but now Jennings shoves Chameleon aside and begins to hammer away at Mikado again!

 

Yale-  Chameleon is getting frustrated here, and he pulls Jennings off of Mikado!  They stare each other down. . . And now both men are pounding away at Mikado!  Mikado is being double-teamed here!

 

Bryan-  Wait, now Chameleon breaks off, and headbutts Jennings between the eyes!  Jennings staggers back, and Chameleon goes to work on him!  Mikado is taking a breather in the corner, but is slowly creeping up the turnbuckle!

 

Yale-  Chameleon is hammering away at Jennings, but Mikado is up to the top rope!  Mikado takes off, and hits a double dropkick on both Jennings and Chameleon!  All three men go down!

 

(The crowd begins to chant  Three!  Two!  ONE!  A buzzer sounds, and the crowd stands to see who is next.  Freak on a Leash hits, and the crowd erupts in boos.  Shane Lane struts to the ring, flexing on his way.)

 

Bryan-  Shane Lane!  Shane Lane has drawn number four!  He failed to capture the US title earlier, but he could win this match now!  But he’s got a huge mountain to climb!

 

Yale-  This isn’t good, JB!  Shane’s got to go through the entire GCW roster to win this thing now!

 

Bryan-  Lane steps into the ring, as the three men are all still down!  It looks like Jake Jennings is the first one up, and Lane heads for him!  Lane fires off a right hand, and another!  Jennings goes back down!

 

(The crowd boos as Lane poses, looking as if he had taken the three men out himself.)

 

Yale-  Lane’s doing some posing!  All right!  Hey, wait, Mikado is back up behind Lane!  Lane turns, and Mikado fires off a few quick right hands!  Mikado has Lane reeling, and knocks him down with a sharp knife-edge chop!

 

Bryan-  Mikado is going to work on Lane!  Now Chameleon is back up, and is coming up behind Mikado!  But Mikado hears him coming, and he whips around with a flying heel kick!  He catches Chameleon right in the face, and Chameleon is down again!

 

(The crowd oohs, and cheers Mikado.  The they see the clock ticking down.  Three!  Two!  ONE!  The siren sounds again, and Demons Surround Me hits.  The crowd boos as Capo heads to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  It looks like the former Television champion is next!

 

Yale-  Capo was robbed by that damn Zippy, JB!  But hey, Capo can win this battle royal, and go on to face the GCW champion!  That would be great!  Capo steps into the ring, and heads for Jennings!  Lane is being stomped by Mikado, as Chameleon recovers!

 

Bryan-  Capo hammers away at Jennings, and Mikado breaks off his attack on Lane!  Mikado heads to Capo, and Capo fires a right hand at him!  Mikado and Capo are going at it, now, as both Chameleon and Lane get to their feet!

 

Yale-  Chameleon pulls himself up with the ropes, and gets to his feet!  Lane is up as well, and he charges Chameleon!  But Chameleon ducks, and backdrops Lane over the top rope!

 

Bryan-  Lane lands on the apron!  Chameleon turns around, and Lane hooks him up!  Lane lifts Chameleon up with a suplex, and drops him outside to the floor!  Chameleon is gone!

 

(The crowd cheers, as Katanya runs to console him.  She helps Chameleon up and they head to the back.  Three!  Two!  ONE!  The siren sounds again, and Paranoid hits.  Andrew Hawk walks to the ring, to a mild negative reaction.)

 

Yale-  It’s the Ace Andrew Hawk!  Hawk steps into the ring, and goes after Capo!  Mikado breaks off his attack on Capo, as Hawk begins to pound away!  Capo fires back with a few rights, as Jake Jennings pulls himself back up!

 

Bryan-  Mikado heads for Jennings, who leaps up and rakes Mikado’s eyes!  Mikado stumbles to the corner, as Shane Lane moves in behind Jennings!  But Jennings turns and nails Lane with a big right hand, sending Lane to the mat!

 

Yale-  Wow!  Lane pulls himself back up, as Capo and Hawk continue to battle it out!  The ring is really getting crowded now, JB! 

 

(The crowd begins to chant again. . . Three!  Two!  ONE!  The siren sounds, and Break Stuff hits.  The crowd explodes, and John Reed heads to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  The newest member of System-X is here at number seven!  John Reed charges into the ring, and goes for Mikado!  Reed begins to hammer away at Mikado, as Shane Lane recovers and sneaks up behind Reed!

 

Yale-  Lane hits Reed with a double-axe handle from behind, and Mikado takes Reed down with a thrust kick!  Andrew Hawk has taken over on Capo, and is pounding away in the corner!  Meanwhile, Jennings is taking a breather in the opposite corner!

 

Bryan-  Reed is down and being double-teamed by Mikado and Lane!  They have Reed up, and are trying to dump them over the top rope!  But Jennings runs over and takes Mikado down with a boot to the gut!

 

Yale-  Reed rakes Lane’s eyes, and he’s free!  Lane stumbles across the ring, as Reed pursues him!  Now Andrew Hawk has Capo straddling the top turnbuckle, trying to dump him out to the floor!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Real American plays.  The new TV champ runs to the ring, full of energy.)

 

Bryan-  Zippy!  The new Television Champ is here!  Zippy runs into the ring, and goes right for. . . Andrew Hawk!  Zippy takes Hawk down with a dropkick!  But now he’s going for Capo!  Zippy is trying to toss Capo out of the ring!

 

Yale-  But Capo gives him a stiff right hand shot, and Zippy goes down!  Capo gets to his feet, and begins stomping away at Zippy!  Reed has Shane Lane in the middle of the ring, now, and delivers a big scoop slam!

 

Bryan-  Jennings is still pounding away at Mikado!  Andrew Hawk is back up, and he gets a cheap shot in on Reed from behind!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and I Disappear hits.  The crowd goes crazy, not expecting Hardy.)

 

Yale-  What?!  How is HE here?

 

(Hardy does not emerge.  Finally, the masked man from the buried alive match walks down the ramp, his identity still secret.)

 

Bryan-  Wait a minute, it looks like that masked man that helped Hardy is now taking his place in this battle royal!  The masked man hops into the ring, and goes after Hawk!  Who is this guy?

 

Yale-  I don’t know, but he’s assaulting Andrew Hawk!  Capo is still hammering away at Zippy on the far side of the ring, while Shane Lane takes a breather in the corner!  Lane finally sees Reed standing up, and heads for him!

 

Bryan-  Lane and Reed meet, and Reed connects with a quick right!  Lane fights back, and we’ve got a brawl!  Finally, Lane takes over, and sends Reed back to the canvas with a stiff right hand!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The siren sounds, and Travis Charger heads to the ring.)

 

Yale-  Travis Charger is number ten!  That’ll be a tough spot for this rookie!

 

Bryan-  Charger heads for Mikado!  Charger begins hammering away at Mikado, as the masked man now pounds away at Capo!  Capo fights back, but the masked man is getting the better of him!

 

Yale-  Lane is stomping away at John Reed in the corner, as Jake Jennings and Travis Charger double team Mikado!  Wait, Mikado fights out of the corner with a few sharp knife-edge chops!  He sends Jennings to the mat!

 

Bryan-  Mikado leaps, and connects with a spinning heel kick on Charger!  And Charger topples over the top rope!

 

(The crowd cheers, as the clock runs down. . . Three!  Two!  ONE!  The siren sounds again, and Tantric begins to play.  The crowd boos as Chris Jordan heads for the ring.)

 

Yale-  All right!!  The Cruiserweight and now Tag Team Champion is here!  This guy is undefeated, JB!  He’s got to be my pick to win the whole thing!  Chris Jordan is going to be the number one contender to the world title!

 

Bryan-  He’s got a huge mountain to climb, JB!  Jordan already had a hellacious match with Toad, who was robbed in my opinion, and now he has nineteen other guys still to come in this match!

 

Yale-  Well, Shane Lane and John Reed are still going at it in the corner, and Capo is still catching a beating from the masked man!  Wait, John Reed is slowly fighting back on Lane in the corner!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Freak on a Leash plays again.  Hiroshima Genryu emerges and runs to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  What?  This is an unfair advantage for Lane that his bodyguard is allowed in this match!  But Lane may be gone here!  Reed takes Lane by the hair, gets a head of steam. . . And tosses Lane over the top rope!

 

Yale-  Wait!  Lane flies to the floor, but Genryu is right there!  Genryu catches Lane, and rolls him back into the ring!  That’s why Genryu is here!

 

(The crowd boos as Genryu steps through the ropes.  But as he gets in, Reed charges and clotheslines him right back to the floor!)

 

Bryan-  Whoa!  John Reed just took Hiroshima Genryu right out!  But he served his purpose, and helped Lane stay in this match!  It may be a bit unfair, but there’s nothing we can do about it!

 

Yale-  Chris Jordan is going after the masked man, now, and has him down in the corner!  And now he’s going for the mask!  Chris Jordan is trying to unmask this man!  But the masked man boots Jordan between the legs, and Jordan is down!

 

Bryan-  I may not like Chris Jordan that much, but quite frankly, I want to know who this guy is! 

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds again, and Damien Edge walks to the ring.)

 

Yale- Damien Edge is in at unlucky number thirteen!  We’ve got ten men in the ring now!  It’s utter chaos!  Zippy is hammering away at Capo again, while Reed and Mikado have it out!  Shane Lane is taking it easy on the far side again!

 

Bryan-  Edge hops into the ring, and he’s greeted by Jake Jennings!  Jennings pounds away at Damien Edge, steps back, and clotheslines him over the top!  But Damien holds on, and lands on the apron!

 

Yale-  Mikado is ripping away at the masked man now, trying to reveal his face!  But the masked man is holding on to the mask for dear life!  Who the hell is that, JB?

 

Bryan-  Now Damien Edge is in control of Jennings!  But Jennings shoves Edge away, and kicks him right in the face!  Edge tips over the top rope and falls to the floor below!

 

(The crowd cheers as they begin to chant. . . Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Last Resort hits.  The crowd cheers as Stone walks to the ring.)

 

Yale-  Stone!  What were you saying about unfair advantages, JB?  Stone is here at number fourteen, and now he’s got Zippy to side with in there!  He’s in the ring, and he goes for Capo, who’s working over Zippy!

 

Bryan-  Ten men in the ring, and it’s difficult to see what’s going on!  Stone and Zippy are double teaming Capo, and trying to toss him out!  But Andrew Hawk makes the save, taking Stone out with a chop block!

 

Yale-  John Reed and Chris Jordan are going at it, now, and Reed is getting the better of the exchange!  Meanwhile, that masked man is assaulting Mikado!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Pleasant Dreams hits.  Dream heads to the ring with slight boos.)

 

Bryan-  It’s Dream!  Number fifteen is Dream!  We’re halfway through this battle royal!  Dream hops into the ring, and is met by Shane Lane!  Lane hammers away, and takes Dream right down with a kick to the back of the knee!

 

Yale-  Chris Jordan has stopped Reed with a snap suplex, and Andrew Hawk is battling it out with Stone!  Zippy attacks Hawk from behind now, saving Stone!  That’s hardly fair!

 

Bryan-  Jake Jennings is now squaring off with Capo, and beating him down in the corner!  This is something else, Dave!  Wait, Zippy is going up top!  Zippy is on the turnbuckle, and he takes off!

 

Yale-  Zippy connects with a suicide dive, taking out Jennings and Capo at the same time!  All three men are down!  But that’s dangerous to leave your feet in a battle royal!  But then, this is Dangerous Games!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and More Pain hits.  LeStatt Knight emerges, heading to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Newcomer LeStatt Knight is in at number sixteen!  Knight hops in, and heads to Dream!  Shane Lane has disappeared again in the crowd here, and that’s a smart move!

 

Yale-  Shane’s keeping a low profile!  But Jake Jennings has spotted him, and is pounding away at Lane in the corner!  Jennings wants to win this thing, JB!  And he could do it!

 

Bryan-  Knight is in control of Dream, and is choking him out in the middle of the ring!  Meanwhile, Mikado and John Reed appear to be going at it, while Chris Jordan attempts to unmask the masked man once again!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Welcome to the Jungle plays.  The crowd leaps to their feet, cheering for Trash.)

 

Bryan-  Trash is number seventeen!  And listen to this reception!  Trash turned on Shadowedge and the rest of the CWU earlier tonight, and now he’s here to become the number one contender!

 

Yale-  Trash hops into the ring, and sets his sights on Chris Jordan!  Trash begins pounding away at Jordan, while the masked man makes a subtle escape from Jordan’s mask-tearing rampage!

 

Bryan-  But Andrew Hawk sees this masked man, and begins to stomp away!  The masked man is in trouble, as is Shane Lane!  Jake Jennings is trying to toss Shane Lane out!  But Lane has the turnbuckle hooked, and he’s not going anywhere!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Bawitiba hits.  The crowd cheers as Dan Rivero heads to the ring.)

 

Yale-  One half of the new tag team champions, Dan Rivero, is in at number eighteen!  Rivero climbs in, and The Man heads for Mikado!  Rivero hits Mikado from behind, and this thing isn’t over!

 

Bryan-  Rivero and Mikado going at it for the second time tonight, while Capo assaults Stone in the corner!  Jordan is going at it with John Reed again, as Andrew Hawk takes Jake Jennings down, saving Shane Lane from elimination!

 

Yale-  Oh, come on, Jennings wasn’t going  to eliminate Lane anyway!  Mikado has taken control of Rivero, which is impressive from the man that entered at number two!

 

Bryan-  Zippy is going at it with Capo, still, and we have fourteen men in the ring right now!  Chris Jordan helps Capo out, and they’re double-teaming Zippy!  Capo tries to toss Zippy out, but Zippy doesn’t go over the top!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and the Game hits.  Assassin One walks to the ring, as the crowd boos.)

 

Bryan-  You want to talk about unfair, Dave, now both of the former tag champions are in the ring!  And they’re both pissed at Dan Rivero!

 

Yale-  Assassin One heads for Rivero, and he and Mikado begin double teaming one of the men who took their titles tonight!  Assassin One and Mikado are pounding away at Rivero, while trying to toss him out!

 

Bryan-  But Jake Jennings makes the save, assaulting Assassin One from behind!  Meanwhile, Dream is assaulting Shane Lane!  Dream charges in and hits Lane with a cross body!  But Lane catches him, falls into the ropes, and drops Dream over top!  Dream is eliminated!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Fuel hits.  The crowd leaps to their feet, cheering loudly for the US champ.)

 

Yale-  Luke Hanson!  The guy who shouldn’t be US champ is here!  And he shouldn’t even get to be in this match after the cheap win he got earlier!

 

Bryan-  That’s arguable!  But Lane is catching a beating from Trash right now!  Hanson ignores Lane, and goes after the masked man!  John Reed and Hanson are keeping close already, as Reed and Hanson begin double-teaming the masked man!

 

Yale-  But Andrew Hawk attacks Reed from behind!  And Shane Lane is coming back on Trash, throwing some hard right hands!  But Trash is hanging in there with the man who should be US champion!

 

Bryan-  Oh, come on!  Hawk is beating on Reed, but Hanson runs over to help him out!  Hanson begins pounding on Hawk, but the masked man hits him with a low blow from behind!  Who the hell is that guy?!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds again, and Dimensioner runs to the ring.)

 

Yale-  Another member of the old CWU!  Dimensioner is here!  Dimensioner heads into the ring, and goes right for Trash!  Dimensioner and Shane Lane begin to double-team Trash in the corner, but Hanson and Reed head over to help him out!

 

Bryan-  Hanson and Reed pick off Lane and Dimensioner, but Dimensioner fights back on Reed!  Hanson and Lane are going at it again!  Lane is catching a beating from Hanson, as they fight into the corner!

 

Yale-  Zippy and Capo are going at it again, as Mikado and Assassin One continue their two on one assault on Rivero!  They’re trying to toss him out over the top, but Rivero is barely holding on!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Bawitiba plays again.  The crowd cheers as the other half of the tag champs heads for the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Chris Van Burren!  The other half of the Real Deal is here, and he heads right for Assassin One and Mikado!  They’ve almost got Rivero out, but Van Burren runs in with a high cross body to their backs!

 

Yale-  Whoa!  All four men topple over the top rope!  Assassin One, Mikado, and Van Burren all hit the floor! But Rivero manages to land on the apron, and he's still in this match!

 

(The crowd cheers, as the frustrated Assassin One and Mikado begin attacking Van Burren on the outside.)

 

Bryan-  Van Burren saved Rivero, but ended up sacrificing himself in the process!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Fat Lip hits.  The crowd explodes in cheers again as Toxic heads for the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Toxic!  Toxic is here at number twenty three!  Toxic hops into the ring, and goes for Shane Lane, who has gained control over Hanson!

 

Yale-  You’ve got to hand it to Lane!  He and Jake Jennings have been in there for forty eight minutes!  Jennings is down and catching a breather on the far side of the ring, while Toxic and Hanson now work over Lane!

 

Bryan-  You do have to be impressed by the stamina of Shane Lane and Jake Jennings!  They are really impressing me here!  Andrew Hawk looks like he’s taking a beating from Capo, while Zippy and Stone watch from a corner!

 

Yale-  Stone looks like he’s explaining all this to Zippy!  And Zippy looks like he’s confused as to why everyone’s in the ring!  I can’t believe this guy is our Television champion now!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Chamoflauge hits.  The crowd boos in confusion, as Chameleon walks out again.)

 

Bryan-  What?  He’s already been eliminated!

 

Yale-  Wait a minute!  I have word that he’s been entered as both Chameleon. . . and now Demented!  This is Demented in the ring now!  And he’s going for that masked man!  The masked man sees Demented, and escapes under the bottom rope!

 

Bryan-  Demented follows the masked man out under the ropes, and chases him around the ring!  The masked man slips back under the ropes, but is followed by Demented!  But the masked man is stopped by a boot from Chris Jordan!

 

Yale-  Demented catches up to the masked man, and grabs that mask!

 

(Demented pulls the mask off, and the astonished face below causes the crowd to cheer in amazement. . .)

 

Bryan-  BRANSON KING?!?!?  Branson King was the masked man!  I don’t believe it!  I thought he had left GCW forever!  But he’s here in this battle royal!

 

Yale-  Demented can’t believe it, either!  Branson King gets to his feet, and begins going at it with Demented!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Out With the Old hits.  The crowd goes crazy, adding to the pandemonium as Toad heads for the ring.)

 

Bryan-  The former Hard*core champion is in at number twenty five!  Toad slides into the ring, and now all three members of System-X are in the ring at once!

 

Yale-  That is unfair right there, JB!  Hanson and Lane are still going at it, while Reed and Trash double team Dimensioner!  Toad climbs in, and goes right for Jordan!

 

Bryan-  Toad hammers away at Jordan, and pounds him right to the mat!  Toad is on fire!  Jake Jennings comes up behind him, however, and stops him with a boot to the kidneys!

 

Yale-  Jordan crawls away from Toad, leaving Jennings to do the work!  There are seventeen men in the ring now, JB!  And here comes another!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Liberi Fatale hits.  The crowd boos as Shadowedge heads to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Another member of the old CWU is here!  Shadowedge climbs in, and goes straight for Trash!  Trash cost Shadowedge his match earlier, and now he’s looking for revenge!

 

Yale-  Capo has been in this match for forty six minutes now, and is still going strong!  He’s going at it with Stone now, but Zippy is pounding on him from behind!  Capo is in real trouble here!

 

Bryan-  Hey, wait a minute!  Someone has run out from the back!  That’s. . .Big Skails, new GCW signee!  Skails heads for the ring, and hops onto the apron!  He reaches in, and grabs Stone!  He pulls Stone over the top, and Stone falls to the floor!

 

Yale-  Whoa!  Stone is gone!  And Capo is staring at Skails in disbelief!  Last I checked, Skails and Capo are brothers, JB!  But Capo isn’t paying attention, and Zippy dropkicks him from behind!  Capo flies over the top rope, and is gone!

 

(The crowd cheers, as Capo stands up.  He shoves Skails away, and heads to the back.  Skails follows, pleading with Capo.  Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, as the Beautiful People hits.  The crowd boos as Katanya heads to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Katanya’s in this match, too?!  She heads into the ring, and goes for Branson King!  King is fighting off both Katanya and Demented now, but seems to be fighting a losing battle! 

 

Yale-  There are only three men left to be introduced, JB!  Katanya is pounding on King, while Demented holds him back!  John Reed, Hanson, and Toad have regrouped, and are standing in the corner!

 

Bryan-  Andrew Hawk has been in there since number six!  He’s going at it with LeStatt Knight, and they are battling it out hard in the corner!  Hawk takes Knight by the head, and tosses him right over the top rope!

 

Yale-  Whoa!  Knight is gone, and Hawk is gloating about it!  But Knight is back up on the apron!  Knight reaches in, and pulls Hawk out over the top as well!  Both men are gone!  And they’re fighting on the outside!

 

(Three! Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, as Hawk and Knight battle to the back.  Original Prankster hits, and Justin Sane heads for the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Justin Sane is number twenty eight!  Good draw here for Sane!  He heads right for Zippy, and begins hammering away!  System-X is still huddled in the corner, waiting for the right moment!

 

Yale-  I don’t like this, JB!  Wait, System-X explodes out of the corner, taking people down left and right!  Reed floors Demented and Branson King!  Toad takes down Shadowedge!  Hanson goes after Lane again! 

 

Bryan-  Wait, Toad has Dimensioner lined up, and he clotheslines him right over the top to the floor!  Toad eliminates Dimensioner!  Those two have had a long-running feud, and Toad just got the better of Dimensioner there!

 

(Three!  Two!  ONE!  The buzzer sounds, and Who Let the Dogs Out hits.  Big Dawg makes his way to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Big Dawg!  Number twenty nine is Big Dawg!  This returning athlete had some poignant words for the President a while back, but still managed to get a good draw!

 

Yale-  Big Dawg steps into the ring, and there’s only one man left to be introduced!  Big Dawg heads for Jake Jennings, and they begin to slug it out!  Trash is going at it with Shadowedge again, as Branson King and Dan Rivero battle it out!

 

Bryan-  Wait a minute!  Who’s that?!  Dan ‘Da Man’ Taylor is here!  Taylor runs into the ring, and shoves Branson King out of the way!  Taylor rears back, and clotheslines Rivero out to the floor!  Does that count?!

 

Yale-  The referees are sending Rivero to the back!  But Taylor runs out to catch him, and we’ve got a brawl!  Taylor has assaulted Rivero!  What the hell is that about?

 

(Three!  Two!!  ONE!!!  The buzzer sounds for the final time, and the Establishment theme hits.  The crowd boos like crazy as President Caldera emerges and slowly heads to the ring.)

 

Bryan-  Oh, I should have seen this one coming!  We knew President Caldera was in this match, and it only makes sense that he entered himself at number thirty!  But everyone has been introduced now, and one of these sixteen men will go on to face the GCW champion!

 

Yale-  This is it, JB!  One of these sixteen will win it all!  Think of what’s at stake here!  Caldera is taking his time getting into the ring, and is just watching from below!

 

Bryan-  Trash is going at it with Shadowedge again, as Chris Jordan and Toad battle it out!  John Reed is taking on Justin Sane, while Jake Jennings and Demented hammer away at each other!

 

Yale-  Shane Lane and Branson King are still focused on each other, as King keeps Lane down and in trouble in the corner!  Hold on a minute, Toad has bailed out of the ring through the ropes, and is sneaking up on Caldera!

 

Bryan-  Toad takes Caldera from behind, and rolls him into the ring!

 

(The crowd goes crazy.)

 

Bryan-  Toad rolls in behind him, but John Reed and Luke Hanson have spotted the President!  System-X has the President cornered!  And they’re going to town on him!  The President is in real trouble here!

 

Yale-  But Demented takes out Hanson from behind!  And Shadowedge takes out Reed, leaving Toad and Caldera!  Caldera tries to fight back, but Toad is too much!

 

Bryan-  Wait a minute, Katanya is raking at Zippy!  Katanya is really ripping away at Zippy. . . But Zippy lifts Katanya up, and simply drops her over the top rope!  Katanya is gone!

 

Yale-  Toxic is fighting with Jennings now, with Toxic taking the advantage!  Jake Jennings has been in there longer than anyone, folks!  And Shane Lane entered right after him!

 

Bryan-  Chris Jordan spots Toxic, and hits him from behind with a flying dropkick!  Toxic goes down, and Jordan goes to work!  Big Dawg and Justin Sane are battling it out, while Toad continues to punish the President!

 

Yale-  Branson King is taking a breather on the outside, but he has not been eliminated!  Wait, Trash has picked off Big Dawg, and has him halfway over the top rope!  Here comes King back into the ring to help!

 

Bryan-  And Chris Jordan!  All three men finally manage to dump Big Dawg over the top, and he’s gone!  Fourteen men left in the ring!  Caldera is down in the corner, but Demented has come to his aid, and has a sleeper hold locked on Toad from behind!

 

Yale-  Hold on, Justin Sane is hammering away at Hanson!  But Hanson gives Sane a shove, and connects with a big boot to the face!  Sane goes for a ride over the top rope and out to the floor!  Justin Sane is gone!

 

Bryan-  Jake Jennings is fighting with Toxic on the far side now, as Branson king and Trash go at it!  This has been spectacular, Dave!  John Reed and Shadowedge are going at it, as Shane Lane fights with Chris Jordan!

 

Yale-  Toxic and Zippy are going at it, but here comes Demented!  Demented hits a dropkick to Toxic’s back, and Toxic falls into Zippy!  Both men fall over the top, but Zippy lands on the apron!

 

Bryan-  But Toxic hits the ground!  Toxic has been eliminated!

 

(The crowd boos in disappointment.)

 

Bryan-  Toad is slowly recovering from that sleeper, but President Caldera is up and taking advantage of it!  Caldera hammers away at the helpless Toad, as Luke Hanson and Shane Lane have singled each other out once again!

 

Yale-  Wait a minute, Trash has Zippy straddling the top rope!  Zippy is almost out. . . But he rakes Trash’s eyes, and Trash falls back!  Zippy stays on the top turnbuckle, and takes off with a ZIP FLIP!

 

Bryan-  But Trash catches him in midair!  Trash catches Zippy, and tosses him into the air. . . Right over the top rope!  The TJ champion has been eliminated by Trash!

 

Yale-  Demented and Branson King are going at it, and are trying to position each other over the top rope!  But here comes Shane Lane!  Lane gives Demented a shove, and both men fly over the top!  King and Demented are gone!

 

Bryan-  Wow!  And Demented is going crazy on the outside!  He and King are still going at it!  Shane Lane and Jake Jennings have been in there the longest, and have lasted over an hour now!

 

Yale-  Speaking of Jennings, he’s catching a beating form Shadowedge!  But Jennings bends down, picks Shadowedge up by the waist, and back drops him over the top rope to the floor!  Shadowedge is gone!

 

Bryan-  Wait, Jennings is staring out at Shadowedge, but Toad sneaks up behind him!  Toad hits a big clothesline to Jennings’ back, and Jennings flies out to the floor!  Jennings is gone!

 

Yale-  But give that man credit, JB!  He lasted, get this, sixty eight minutes in there!  Jennings went for over an hour, having entered at number three!  What a man he is!

 

Bryan-  Certainly!  Shane Lane has now been in there the longest, but we’re down to seven men left in the ring!  Trash, Shane Lane, Chris Jordan, John Reed, Luke Hanson, Toad, and President Caldera!  And System-X has a HUGE advantage now!

 

(The crowd cheers as System-X regroups in a corner.  Trash waits in another corner, Lane in another, and Caldera in the other, and Chris Jordan stays on the side.)

 

Yale-  We’re coming down to the wire!  All three members of System-X are still in this thing, and it is NOT fair, JB! 

 

Bryan-  But it’s every man for himself, so anything could happen!  The System is talking strategy here, but Chris Jordan isn’t waiting!  He goes right for Toad, and Shane Lane heads in for Hanson!  Trash goes after Reed, and Caldera takes it easy in a neutral corner!

 

Yale-  Toad takes over on Jordan, but Caldera moves in with a forearm to Toad’s back!  Jordan and Caldera double-team Toad, while Trash and Reed battle it out!  Hanson and Lane are really going at it, but I don’t know how they have anything left!

 

Bryan-  Shane Lane’s been in there for sixty nine minutes, and is still going after that US title match earlier!  Wait, Toad is coming back on Caldera and Jordan!  Toad knocks Caldera down, and lifts up Jordan! 

 

Yale-  There’s a guerilla press on Chris Jordan from Toad!  Toad walks to the ropes. . . And drops Jordan over the top to the floor!  The double-champion is gone!  Toad turns, but Caldera charges at him with a clothesline!

 

Bryan-  OH NO!  Caldera clotheslines the unsuspecting Toad over the top, and Toad hits the floor!  Toad has been eliminated by President Caldera!  Damn it!

 

Yale-  We’re down to five men!  John Reed, Trash, Luke Hanson, Shane Lane, and President Caldera!  Who’s it gonna be, JB?! 

 

Bryan-  Trash and Reed have broken off, and now Reed heads for the President!  They get into a brawl, and fight into the corner!  Meanwhile, Toad and Chris Jordan are fighting as officials usher them to the back!

 

Yale-  Shane Lane and Luke Hanson are still going at it, while Trash watches Caldera and Reed go at it from across the ring!  Reed is hammering away at Caldera, and rears back for a big right!

 

Bryan-  But Caldera ducks, and back drops Reed over the top rope!  But Reed lands on his feet!!  Reed lands on his feet!  Reed hooks Caldera up from the apron, and lifts him up!  John Reed suplexes Caldera right over the top to the floor!

 

(The crowd goes crazy as Caldera hits the floor, and John Reed climbs back inside..)

 

Yale-  DAMN IT!  President Caldera was cheated!  That’s no fair!

 

Bryan-  And we’ve come down to the final four!  Trash, Hanson, Lane, and Reed!  One of these four men will face either the Jhub or Rich Rollins for the world title!  All four men have taken to a corner, and are staring each other down!

 

Yale-  Who’s gonna jump first?  System-X has the advantage still, but at this point in the game, alliances mean nothing!  Hanson and Reed both want shots at the world title!

 

Bryan-  Absolutely, Dave!  Trash breaks first, and goes after Hanson!  Reed and Shane Lane begin to go at it!  The suspense is killing me, folks!  This is huge!

 

Yale-  Trash and Hanson are going at it in the corner, but Trash has been in there a little longer!  Hanson takes control, as Shane Lane and Reed fight in the corner!  Reed whips Lane into the ropes, but Lane reverses! 

 

Bryan-  Reed bounces back, and Lane hits a tilt-a-whirl slam!  NO!  Reed lands on his feet, and picks up Lane!  CRADLE TOMBSTONE!  John Reed has taken Shane Lane out with his patented cradle tombstone!

 

Yale-  That’s no good, he has to get him over the top rope, though!  Hanson is in control of Trash. . . But Reed makes his way over and attacks Hanson from behind!

 

Bryan-  It’s every man for himself, Dave!  After it’s all said and done, I think they understand that!  Hanson turns and boots Reed right in the gut!  Hanson picks Reed up, and is going for DeFueler!  But Trash runs out of the corner, and clotheslines Hanson down, sending Reed down with him!

 

Yale-  Shane Lane is slowly trying to regain his senses in the corner, but isn’t having much luck!  Trash continues to stomp away at Hanson, as Reed pulls himself up by the ropes!

 

Bryan- Reed charges in on Trash!  But Trash ducks behind him, hooks his head, and nails the Trash Compactor!  Trash Compactor on Reed!  Reed is down, as Hanson slowly gets to his feet!

 

Yale-  Lane is still woozy from the tombstone, as Trash lifts up Hanson!  Trash moves Hanson to the ropes, and tries to lift him over!  But Hanson has the top rope hooked, and he’s holding on tight!

 

Bryan-  Reed is slowly regaining his senses, but the Trash Compactor put his lights out in a hurry!  Trash still has Hanson teetering over the top rope, but Hanson isn’t going anywhere!  Reed is slowly up to his feet!

 

Yale-  Reed runs in at Trash, but Trash sidesteps him!  Reed runs right into Hanson, and Hanson tosses Reed over the top rope!  John Reed hits the ground, and he’s gone!  Three men left!

 

Bryan-  Reed was eliminated by fellow System-X member Hanson!  But I think Reed understands that this is every man for himself!  Hanson was just doing what he had to do!  Trash goes back to work on Hanson again!

 

Yale-  Lane is slowly to his feet, as Hanson rakes Trash’s eyes!  Hanson begins to fight back on Trash, firing right hand after right hand!  Hanson backs Trash into the ropes, and bounces off the opposite side!

 

Bryan-  Hanson charges into Trash with a clothesline!  Trash flips over the top rope!  But he lands on the apron!  Trash lands standing up, as Shane Lane recovers behind Hanson!  Trash reaches in and hooks Hanson in a front facelock!

 

Yale-  Trash lifts Hanson up for a suplex!  But Hanson has the top rope!  Trash has Hanson upside down over the top rope, but the incredibly agile Hanson is balancing himself!

 

Bryan-  Wait a minute!  Here comes Lane!  Lane charges and springboards off the middle turnbuckle!  Lane hits a dropkick on Trash, and both Trash and Hanson spill out to the floor!  THERE IT IS!  SHANE LANE!  SHANE LANE!!  SHANE LANE WINS IT!

 

(The crowd boos in fury as Freak on a Leash hits.  Trash and Hanson lie on the outside, hurt and exhausted.  Shane Lane can barely stand in the ring, as he tries to celebrate his gigantic victory.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the number one contender to the GCW Heavyweight Title. . . Shane Lane!!

 

Yale-  Shane Lane went an unprecedented seventy four minutes in that match, JB!  Over an hour over sheer hell to become the number one contender!

 

Bryan-  You’ve got to hand it to the son of a gun, I’ll tell you!  Like him or not, Shane Lane is the number one contender to the world title!  What an amazing match that was, folks!

 

Yale-  We will never see anything like that again!  Shane Lane is down in the ring, but here comes Genryu to help him out!  Trash and Hanson are heading to the back, looking a bit dejected.

 

Bryan-  They have nothing to be ashamed of, Dave!  Trash was in there since number seventeen, and Hanson came in at twenty!  And Hanson is still the US champion!

 

Yale-  Genryu is helping Lane to the back, as Kevin Jacobs rushes down the ramp to try to get a word!

 

(The camera follows Genryu and Lane as they head up the ramp.  The crowd continues to boo as Jacobs approaches Lane with a microphone.)

 

Jacobs-  Shane Lane!  You went seventy four minutes in that match!  Congratulations on your victory!

 

(All Lane can do is mumble.  The name Hanson is the only coherent word he speaks.  Genryu simply shoves Jacobs aside, and they head to the back.)

 

Bryan-  Wow!  Shane Lane can hardly speak he’s so exhausted!

 

Yale-  You would be too after seventy four minutes of a battle royal!  Not to mention his towel match earlier tonight!  This guy is the future of GCW, JB!  I just know it!

 

Bryan-  Well, fans, as Shane Lane heads to the back to celebrate his victory, let’s take a look at what will go down next month on Pay-Per-View. . .

 

(The camera switches to screen shots of Rich Rollins winning the world title, the Jhub, Caldera, and others, all in battle.)

 

Voice-  When control breaks down, and total anarchy ensues, only the strongest survive in Global Championship Wrestling.  Only those with the strongest will to survive can emerge victorious when the powers that be become weak and useless.  When structure dissolves, only the truly strong survive.  But when anarchy breaks loose, nobody survives.

 

(A screen shot of the Annihilation logo is shown, with the date and time of the Pay-Per-View on it.)

 

Voice-  GCW presents Annihilation, live from Chicago, Illinois, July twenty second!  Be sure to witness the total anarchy that will ensure!  Because nobody survives anarchy!

 

(The camera returns to ringside.)

 

Bryan-  Fans, Annihilation will be out biggest Pay-Per-View event of the year, and tickets sold out in a record eight minutes for that event!  So be sure to join us July twenty second live on Pay-Per-View!  But now, we are set for our main event.  Let’s go to ringside.

 

Andrews-  The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is for the Global Championship Wrestling World Heavyweight Championship!

 

(Take a Look around hits, and the crowd boos.  Mr. Danger steps out from the back, wearing a striped referee’s shirt.  He walks to the ring looking a bit worried.)

 

Andrews-  Introducing first, the special guest referee for this match, he is the Commissioner of GCW. . . Mr. Danger!

 

(Danger steps through the ropes, the crowd still booing him relentlessly.  Take a Look Around fades, and My Own Summer hits.  The boos continue as the Jhub confidently steps through the curtain, followed closely by President Caldera.  Caldera eyes Danger, as the Jhub taunts the fans.)

 

Andrews-  And the competitors. . . First, accompanied to the ring by President Steven Caldera, from Stamford, Connecticut, he weighs in at 270 pounds. . . The Jhub!

 

(The Jhub struts to the ring and steps through the ropes.  He goes to Danger, and slaps him on the back in friendship, but Danger shrugs him off.  Suddenly, Born to Be Wild hits, and the crowd explodes in cheers.  Rich Rollins steps out through the ropes, looking straight at Danger.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, from Chicago, Illinois, he weighs in at 225 pounds, he is the GCW World Heavyweight Champion. . . Rich ‘The Renegade’ Rollins!

 

(Rollins cautiously steps into the ring, and mounts the turnbuckle.  He stares at Danger, ignoring the Jhub.  Quickly, he throws his arms into the air, and the crowd cheers.  He then hops down, and throws the belt right into Danger’s face.  Danger picks it up and presents it to the fans.)

 

Bryan-  Wow, already some animosity here between Danger and Rollins!  I really do want to give Danger the benefit of the doubt here, Dave, but Rollins does need to keep an eye on Danger in this match! 

 

Yale-  This is it, JB!  The moment of truth!  I’m telling you, Danger will do the right thing here tonight, and the Jhub will walk out the champ!  I’ve been saying it for weeks!

 

(Danger calls for the bell, and the match begins.  The crowd cheers, as Rollins glares at Danger once more, then turns to the Jhub.)

 

Bryan-  And here we go!  There’s no telling what Mr. Danger’s plans are for this match, but hopefully he’ll just stay neutral!

 

Yale-  Rollins and Jhub tie up in the middle of the ring, and Rollins dips behind Jhub with a reverse waistlock!  The Jhub tries to counter, but Rollins holds on tight!  Finally, Rollins lifts the Jhub up and takes him to the mat, still holding on!

 

Bryan-  The Jhub is caught, and he can’t escape!  Finally, the Jhub squirms to the ropes, and Danger tell Rollins to break the hold!  Rollins lets the Jhub go, and the Jhub scrambles to the opposite side of the ring!

 

Yale-  Rollins and Jhub stand and regain their bearings, and meet once again in the middle of the ring!  They tie up, and this time the Jhub ducks down and takes Rollins over with a fireman’s carry!

 

Bryan-  Jhub locks on a quick armbar, but Rollins gets his foot on the ropes!  And Danger now orders Jhub to release the hold!  But the Jhub has it locked on tight!  Danger gives him the five count, and Jhub breaks at four.

 

Yale-  Danger gives the Jhub a stern warning, but the Jhub just ignores him!  Rollins gets to his feet, and stares back at the Jhub.  They meet and tie up once again, and Rollins slaps a side headlock on the Jhub!

 

Bryan-  The Jhub struggles to get out, and finally he shoots Rollins off and into the ropes!  Rollins bounces off the other side, and ducks a clothesline from the Jhub!  Rollins hits the ropes again, but President Caldera reaches in and trips him up!

 

Yale-  Rollins stops and glares out at Caldera!  But the Jhub is charging in from behind!  And Rollins sees him!  Rollins ducks, and back drops the Jhub over the top rope. . . Right onto President Caldera!  Both men go down!

 

(The crowd goes crazy as Caldera and the Jhub hit the ground.  Danger gives Rollins a warning, but Rollins shoves him away and limbs out to the floor.)

 

Bryan-  Uh-oh, Rollins shoved the Commissioner, and now he’s pursuing the Jhub out here in front of our announce table!  The Jhub is pulling himself up, but Rollins takes hold of his arm and whips him into the barricade!

 

Yale-  Rollins follows him in, but the Jhub back drops Rollins over the barricade and into the crowd!  The Jhub hops out and follows him, and they’re fighting among the fans!  Danger runs out to try to get them back in the ring, but both men are ignoring him!

 

Bryan-  Mr. Danger is not doing a very good job of maintaining order here!  Finally, Rollins takes over and shoves the Jhub back to the ringside area!  Rollins follows him back over the barricade, as Danger steps in front of him to tell him to get back into the ring!

 

Yale-  But Rollins is just staring at him!  Hold on a minute, President Caldera has a chair!  Caldera has a chair!  He sneaks up behind Danger, and swings!  But Danger sees it coming, and dives out of the way!  And Caldera nails Rollins!

 

(The crowd boos as Danger sees what has happened.)

 

Bryan-  Caldera just nailed Rollins with a chair!  The champion is down!  The Jhub lifts Rollins back up, and rolls him into the ring!  The Jhub slides under the ropes, and covers the champion!

 

Yale-  But Danger is hesitating!  Danger doesn’t want to count, but he has to!  ONE!  TWO!!  Rollins gets a shoulder up!  Rollins is still in this thing!  But it sounds like the crowd is still suspicious of Danger!

 

Bryan-  The Jhub lifts Rollins up, and whips him into the ropes!  Rollins bounces back, and the Jhub hits a powerslam!  Rollins lands hard, and the Jhub is in control!  The Jhub takes Rollins by the legs, and steps through. . . Here comes the sharpshooter!

 

Yale-  Rollins is fighting it, but the Jhub looks like he’s got him!  IT’S ON!  The Jhub has the sharpshooter on Rollins!  But Rollins is inching his way to the ropes!  Rollins reaches out. . . and grabs the ropes!

 

Bryan-  Rollins is in the ropes, and Danger orders the Jhub to break the hold!  But the Jhub is holding it on!  Wait, President Caldera is over there with a steel chair!  Caldera swipes the Renegade’s arm off the ropes, and the Jhub pulls Rollins into the middle of the ring!

 

Yale-  Rollins is caught in the middle of the ring!  Caldera tries to look innocent out there with that chair, but I think Danger saw what happened!  What’s he going to do?  He’s still ordering the Jhub to release the sharpshooter!

 

Bryan-  The Jhub won’t let go, but Rollins won’t give it up!  It looks like he’s fading!  I think the Renegade might be out!  The Jhub wants Danger to check him, but Danger still wants the Jhub to release the hold!

 

(The Jhub refuses to let go.  The crowd then begins to cheer as Danger reaches down and pulls the Jhub off of Rollins.)

 

Yale-  Whoa!  Danger just physically pulled the Jhub off of Rollins!  And the Jhub is livid!  The Jhub is in Danger’s face, but I don’t know how good an idea that is!  Wait, Rollins reaches up and rolls the Jhub up!

 

Bryan-  Danger counts!  ONE!  TWO!!  THR-  The Jhub kicks out!  Wow!  The Jhub gets to his feet, and immediately drops an elbow over the Renegade’s chest!  Rollins was in the sharpshooter for so long, I don’t know if he can continue!

 

Yale-  The Jhub lifts Rollins up, and drops him in a backbreaker!  There is no way Rollins can finish this match, JB!  The Jhub covers Rollins again!  ONE!  TWO!!  Another kickout!

 

Bryan-  Hold on a minute, Caldera is up on the apron!  Caldera is up on the apron with that chair, and Danger sees him!  Danger runs over to force him down, but Caldera tosses something in to the Jhub!

 

Yale-  What’s that, JB?  Danger didn’t see it, and he’s too busy arguing with Caldera on the apron!  The Jhub picks up whatever it was, as Rollins slowly tries to get to his feet!  What is it?

 

Bryan-  Powder!  It looks like some sort of powder!  The Jhub has it ready, and Danger is too busy with Caldera!  Wait, Rollins springs up, and knocks the powder up into the Jhub’s eyes!  The Jhub is blinded, and the plan backfired!

 

Yale-  Caldera sees this going on, and he shoves past Danger and climbs into the ring!  Rollins is getting to his feet, and Caldera goes after him with the chair!  But Danger snatches the chair away from Caldera in mid-swing!

 

Bryan-  What?!  Maybe Danger was telling the truth after all!  Caldera turns to Danger, who meets him with a stiff right hand to the face!  Caldera spins around, and Rollins hits him with a SUPERKICK!

 

(The crowd goes crazy as Caldera hits the ground.)

 

Yale-  Oh no!  The President and the Jhub are both down, and it looks like Danger is telling Rollins to go up!  Danger wants to see the Anarchist Elbow!

 

Bryan-  Rollins is slowly climbing the turnbuckle!  Rollins is up, and the Jhub is down and lying prone!  Rollins takes off!  BUT THE JHUB MOVES!  The Jhub moves out of the way, and Rollins lands hard on the mat!

 

Yale-  Yes!!!  Rollins is down and hurting, as the Jhub tries to regain his sight!  Caldera is still down from the superkick, the Jhub is slowly to his feet, and Rollins is lying prone on the mat! 

 

Bryan-  Rollins is slowly trying to recover, as the Jhub heads over to the champ!  The Jhub lifts Rollins up, but Rollins rolls him up in a small package!  Danger counts!  ONE!  TWO!!  THRE-  NO!  It’s broken up by Caldera with an elbow to Danger’s skull!

 

Yale-  Caldera dives on top of Danger to save the Jhub!  And Caldera is pounding away at Danger!  The Jhub and Rollins both get to their feet, and Rollins turns to the Jhub!  SUPERKICK!  The Renegade hits a superkick on the Jhub!

 

Bryan-  The Jhub is down!  But so is Danger!  Rollins sees Caldera on top of Danger, and he lifts the President right off!  And Rollins nails Caldera in the face with a right hand!  Rollins is pounding away at Caldera!

 

Yale-  The Jhub is barely moving!  Danger is hurting, and slowly trying to pull himself together!  But he’s not seeing any of this!  Rollins is pounding away at Caldera, as the Jhub slowly gets to his feet! 

 

Bryan-  Hold on just a second!  Caldera kicks Rollins below the belt!  Rollins is hurting as a result of that low blow, as the Jhub moves in behind him!  Rollins spins around, and the Jhub hits the DOWNWARD SPIRAL!

 

Yale-  YESS!!!!  There it is!  The Downward Spiral by the Jhub!  Rollins is out cold!  And Danger is slowly coming around!  Caldera bails out of the ring, and Danger sees the Jhub covering Rollins!

 

Bryan-  Danger slowly makes the count!  ONE!  TWO!!!!  THREE!!!!!  Damn it!  There it is!

 

(The crowd boos in disgust as the bell rings.  Danger lies in pain in the ring, as Caldera pulls the Jhub out of the ring.  The timekeeper hands the Jhub the belt, and Caldera and the Jhub walk up the ramp celebrating.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the NEW GCW Heavyweight Champion. . . The Jhub!!!

 

Yale-  The Jhub has finally done it!  The Jhub is the champion!

 

Bryan-  Damn it all to hell!  Rollins was screwed by that damn President Caldera!  Commissioner Danger tried to help Rollins, but it was all a plot by Caldera all along!  Caldera turned Rollins against Danger, and now Rollins has paid the price!

 

Yale-  Sheer genius, JB!  The Jhub is the champion of the world!  The Jhub is finally the champion!  He’s done it!

 

(The crowd continues to boo as Danger gets to his feet and helps Rollins up.  Rollins looks at Danger, this time with some amount of trust.)

 

Bryan-  It looks like Rollins finally believes Danger, but it’s too damn late!  The Jhub has stolen the title from Rich Rollins!  Fans, we’re out of time from Kansas City!  Join us on Friday for a special edition of Meltdown!  GOOD NIGHT!

 

(The show fades to a close as the Jhub and Caldera celebrate on their way to the back.)