(The GCW logo appears on the television, and then flashes to scenes from Oblivion.)

 

Stone-  The Jhub gets up and charges Trash, but Trash ducks it!  He hooks the Jhub from behind and runs. . . Trash Compactor!  Big move by Trash!  We could have a new US champion here!

 

Morgan-  But Danger still has the referee tied up!  Trash has the cover, but. . . Wait, who’s this?!  Two men just jumped the railing, and are climbing into the ring!

 

Stone-  Is that who I think it is?!  That’s Big Daddy Dero!  And the Mangler!  They were part of the old ACWF!!!  Mangler gets to the top rope, and takes off!  Big elbow drop to the back of Trash’s skull!

 

Morgan-  Trash is hurting after that move, as Dero steps over the top rope!  Dero lifts Trash up, and bends him down!  Oh, no!  Dero picks Trash way up. . . Derobomb!  Big move from the big man!  Dero and Mangler have destroyed Trash!  But why?!

 

Stone-  Mangler drags the Jhub on top of Trash, as Danger hops down from the apron!  The ref turns. . . ONE!  TWO!  THREE!!  The Jhub retains!

 

(The bell rings and the crowd boos in confusion.  My Own Summer plays again, as Trash rolls out of the ring in pain.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and STILL GCW United States Champion. . . The Jhub!

 

Stone-  What the hell is this?

 

Morgan-  I’ll tell you what it is!  It’s Danger’s big surprise!  It’s the ACWF in GCW!!!

 

(The Meltdown logo then appears, as its theme hits.  Suddenly, in the arena, red pyro explodes from the rafters.  The crowd goes crazy as the pyro moves to the stage, which promptly explodes with gold and silver fireworks.  The camera pans over the frenzied crowd as Meltdown begins.)

 

Bryan-  Welcome everyone to Meltdown, and thank you for joining us for a night that should prove most interesting!  Last Monday night on Oblivion, Mr. Danger’s big surprise came to fruition, when he and his ACWF made its way into the GCW ring, and helped the Jhub retain his title!

 

Yale-  That leaves us with the question. . . Where does the Jhub stand?  He didn’t exactly walk out with Danger on Monday, did he?  But Big Daddy Dero and the Mangler are in GCW, and I can’t wait to see the kind of impact they’ll make!

 

(My Own Summer hits, and the crowd explodes with a great mixed reaction.  The US champ heads for the ring, looking out at the crowd with a blank stare.)

 

Andrews-  Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome the GCW United States Champion, The Jhub!

 

Bryan-  We’re kicking off Meltdown here with the United States champion, The Jhub!  I can’t wait to hear what this guy might have to say!

 

Yale-  And he usually says quite a bit.

 

(The Jhub steps into the ring, and hops onto the turnbuckle.  He throws his belt into the air with his arms raised, as the crowd flashes photos.  The Jhub then gets down, and takes the microphone from Joey Andrews.)

 

Jhub-  Tonight, I defend my US title against. . .Tristain Mayhem.

 

(Mayhem’s name gets a decent mixed reaction.)

Jhub-  Mayhem……now, to my knowledge, for a guy named “Tristain”……you are pretty good in the ring, but you’re not great like me. Tonight, you’re gonna receive a nice gift from The Jhub…..that being your ass on a platter, al a mode, bitch! Now I suppose I should address the ACWF, eh???

 

(The crowd gives the name a mixed reaction as well.)

 

Jhub-  Well, yes, its true, I once worked for the ACWF.  But those days are long gone….oh, and they sucked.  Now I hold this, the United States title.  And if you look closely. . . You can see the letters G-C-W written on this belt.  I am the GCW United States champion. . . And that’s the way it stays.

 

(The crowd cheers.)

 

Bryan-  That’s good to hear!

 

Jhub-  So-

 

(The Jhub is interrupted by Take a Look Around.  The crowd boos now as Mr. Danger, Big Daddy Dero, and Mangler head to the stage.  Danger has the microphone.)

 

Danger-  Jhub, we gave you a great gift on Monday.  But hey, the lord giveth, and the lord taketh away.  So I suggest you be sure about what you’re saying before you say it.  Think long and hard about what you’re doing.  Because we do not appreciate-

 

(Suddenly, Steven Caldera’s voice booms through the arena.)

 

Caldera-  What the hell are you doing on my show?

 

(The crowd begins to cheer as they spot Caldera’s face on the MegaTron.  The ACWF turns to see him, and Danger is furious.)

 

Danger-  How dare you interrupt me like that?!

 

Caldera-  How dare you bring these two clowns onto my show?!  I’ve worked long and hard for my ratings, Danger, and I’m not about to sit around while they’re killed by you three!

 

Danger-  This is my time, Caldera, and you can’t stop me-

 

Caldera-  Watch me!  I’m still the boss of each and every man out there, and I am still in control!

 

(Caldera is interrupted this time not by Danger. . . But by Dero.)

 

Dero-  You may hold the power of the pen, Steven.  But it’s been a while since you’ve been involved. . . physically.  You know, you and I have had a colorful past.  You’ve beaten me, yeah.  You took the ACWF belt that belongs to me.  But that was then, this is now. 

 

Caldera-  You’re absolutely right, Dero.  You know, thinking about it. . . I have beaten you.  In fact, I’ve beaten you twice!

 

(The crowd cheers as Dero cringes.  The Jhub smiles to himself in the ring.)

 

Caldera-  And you’ve yet to beat me.  But I wouldn’t mind it if you and I were to lock up one more time.

 

Danger-  Then I’ll tell you what.  Next week, right here on Meltdown, Steven, you bring whoever you want, I’ll bring Dero, and the two of us will take you on in a tag match!  What do you say?

 

Caldera-  I say that’s fine. . . But I don’t know who I’ll take as a tag partner. . .

(With that, the Jhub sneaks up behind Danger with a chair!  The Jhub hits Danger in the back with the chair, sending him to the floor.  Dero and Mangler turn to chase the Jhub off, as the Jhub hops the rail and runs into the fans, giving them the finger as he runs.)

 

Jhub-  We’ll see you in the ring next week, bitches!

 

(My Own Summer hits again, as Dero and Mangler help Dero up.  Caldera, laughing, disappears from the MegaTron.)

 

Bryan-  The Jhub is going to be Caldera’s partner next week?!  I don’t believe it!

 

(The show fades to commercial as Dero and Mangler help Danger to the back.)

 

(We return from commercial to the backstage area.  Kurt Richards is on the monitor, looking for someone.  The crowd boos as they spot him on the MegaTron.  He stops to ask a stage hand a question.)

 

Richards-  Hey, man, have you seen-

 

Stage Hand-  Whoa, hey, look, Kurt, I haven’t seen Octavian around anywhere.  He’s around somewhere, I just don’t know where he is!

 

Richards-  Calm down, calm down.  I’m not looking for Octavian.  I’m looking for Hardy.

 

Stage Hand-  Hardy?  He’s. . . In his locker room. . . Number thirteen, down the hall. . .

 

(Richards nods and smiles at the stage hand.  He walks off calmly, heading for Hardy’s locker room.  The camera returns to ringside then, and Fat Lip by Sum41 hits and Toxic comes out.  The fans boo as he makes his way to the ring. ]

Joey Andrews:  Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall.  Introducing first, weighing 295 pounds.  Representing the CWU, TOXIC!

Brian:  It was just last Monday on Oblivion that Toxic sold out!  He sold out to the CWU, and turned his back of Caldera and the company that gave him opportunity, the GCW.

Yale:  You cant trust anybody around here anymore!  All I sit here and wonder is whos gonna be next?

[ Freak on a Leash by Korn hits and the fans give a mixed reaction of cheers and boos.  Shane Lane makes his way to the ring. ]

Andrews:  And his opponent, from Beverly Hills, California.  Weighing 210 pounds, representing
GCW, SHANE LANE!

Brian:  Here comes the former world champion, and he hasn’t seen action in awhile David.

[ Bell rings as Lanes music stops and he gets in the ring. ]

Yale:  This will be Shane’s first actual match since losing the title at Annihilation, which might I add was NOT FAIR!

Brian:  And here we go!  Lane and Toxic go at each other in the middle of the ring.  Collar and elbow tie up, and Toxic pushes Lane to the mat!

Yale:  Lane is a small guy, but he sure as hell can get in there with the best!

Brian:  Lane springs back up to his feet and Toxic locks up with him again.  Toxic pushing Lane towards a corner, and an armdrag takeover by Lane!  Great counter!  

Yale:  And remember JB, also tonight Steven Caldera is in the house and Im being told we will hear from him after this match!

Brian:  That will be interesting, to say the least.  Lane with control of this match, he picks up Toxic and a slam!  Lane bounces off the ropes, and a legdrop!  Here’s a quick cover ONE.. and no.

Yale:  Lane is fighting a good wrestling match.  You don’t see too many guys go out there and try to wrestle ya anymore.

Brian:  Lane picks up Toxic, and he’s going for a suplex.  NO!  Toxic counters, drops down and spins Lane around.  Toxic with a DDT!  Great move there, and now Toxic picks up Lane.  Whip to the ropes, and a spinebuster!

Yale:  That’s got to hurt!  Ill have to admit Toxic is a serious guy to contend with.

Brian:  And Toxic has been a mute for quite awhile now, until his joining forces with the CWU on Oblivion this past Monday.  Toxic now, picks up Lane and he whips him to the turnbuckle.  Lane hits hard, and staggers back.

Yale:  Wait, here comes Toxic!

Brian:  And OH!  Toxic just mowed him down in the corner, and Now Toxic with a chop to the chest!

[ Crowd whoooos ]

Brian:  Another chop, and oh my!  Lane retaliates!  Lane is fighting back here, and Toxic swings a big right hand, and WOW!

Yale:  What a move!  Shane ducked that punch and then threw Toxic right over the top rope and to the floor!

Brian:  Toxic is out on the floor, and Lane is slowly coming out after him.  Lane picks up Toxic and wham, right into the steel post!

Yale:  Toxic hit hard, and he’s down.  Lane is moving in for the kill, and these fans are starting to get behind him?!

Brian:  GCW must unite to fend off the enemy camp!  Lane kicking away, as he picks Toxic up again.  Right hand, another one, Toxic is staggering, and Lane with a clothesline!

Yale:  Toxic looks to be in trouble here, he’s taking a beating on the outside.

Brian:  Lane pitches Toxic back in the ring, and he’s climbing the ropes.  Shane Lane, the former World Champion, going for a high risk move, and YES!  He nailed him with a frog splash off the top rope!  This one could be over!  ONE..TWO..AND NO!

Yale:  A kickout by Toxic, this guy is tough.

Brian:  Lane picks him up again, and whips him to the ropes, Toxic ducks a clothesline, off the near ropes and OH!  

Yale:  Both men collided and they are both down.

Brian:  Shane Lane is getting to his feet, as is Toxic.  They are both slowly recovering, and wait a second?!

[ All the sudden CWUs Eric Allen rushes down to the ringside area. ]

Yale:  Its All That Eric Allen, whats he doing out here?

Brian:  Looks to me like hes going to get involved in this match, and watch out!  SUPERSTAR SLAM!

Yale:  Shane just nailed the Superstar Slam on Toxic, and heres the cover!

Brian:  And Allen jumps up on the apron!  Referee got a one count, but Lane is staring right at Allen now.  The referee is trying to get Allen out of here, and Lane comes over to the apron.  

Yale:  Lane grabs Allen by the hair, and he’s going to let him have it!  Referee is trying to control this.

Brian:  Lane backs away from Allen, he’s got to concentrate on this match, and WAIT!  Toxic is up, and there’s the Toxic Waste!!

Yale:  Toxic just nailed Shane with his finisher, Allen now jumps down to the floor, looks like his work is done.

Brian:  Here’s a cover.  ONE..TWO..THREE.  Toxic, with a distraction from Eric Allen picks up the three count!

[ Bell rings and Sum41 plays.  Eric Allen gets in the ring, and raises the hand of Toxic. The fans boo heavily. ]

Andrews:  Here is your winner, TOXIC!

Brian:  And Toxic and the CWU steal a win here on Meltdown.

Yale:  And you can bet that this is going to light the fire inside Shane Lane.  The former World Champion will never quit, and hell be after revenge on these two.

 

(The show fades out to commercial.)

 

(The camera returns to the backstage area, where Richards is standing outside of locker room number thirteen.  He takes a deep breath, then opens the door and barges in.  Expecting Hardy, Richards shouts out.)

 

Richards-  Mike?

 

(But Richards finds himself in System-X’s locker room.  The crowd cheers as they realize Blockbuster’s mistake.  System-X stares at him in confusion.)

 

Toad-  Well hey, if it isn’t my favorite jackass aside from Luke!

 

Hanson-  Something we can do for you big man?

 

Reed-  Or are you just gonna stand there gawkin’?

 

Richards-  No, actually, I was looking for Mike Hardy.

 

Hanson-  Try the next one over, pretty boy.

 

Richards-  (Not backing down.)  Thanks.  Oh. . . And I’ll see you boys in the ring tonight.

 

(Richards walks out of the room, as System-X goes back to talking.  The show then cuts to commercial.)

 

(Meltdown returns to find Richards next to another locker room door.  Richards moves in, this time finding Hardy in the room.  Hardy goes on the defensive, but Richards stays calm.)

Richards-  Hey, hey, I come in peace!  Look, I want to say that I really think what you did to me on Oblivion took guts.  It wasn’t smart. . . But it took guts.  So how about you and I have a friendly, fair and square match next week here on Meltdown?

 

Hardy-  (Suspicious)  No CWU?  Just you and me?

 

Richards-  Yeah.  I didn’t want to hit you like that on Monday, but that damned Octavian is starting to get to me.  I really want to tear him apart. . . But that’s a different story.  So what do you say?

 

Hardy-  Yeah, sure.

 

(Hardy extends his hand trustingly.  Richards shakes it, and then leaves.  The show then returns to ringside.)

 

Bryan-  How about that?  Hardy and Richards, one on one next week!

 

(In the ring await the five women in the battle royal.  The bell rings right away, and the match begins.)

 

Bryan-  Well, fans, the women are in the ring, and things are under way!  I’m happy for these ladies that they’re finally getting some recognition!

 

Yale-  Katanya is paired off with Icebabe, while Emma and Bridget go at it!  I guess we’ll be seeing the Cherry Bombs take each other on, huh?

 

Bryan-  It’s every man. . . Err, woman to herself!  Katanya fires off a few knife edge chops to Icebabe’s chest, and now sends him into the ropes!  But Gidget cuts her down with a clothesline on the way!

 

Yale-  This isn’t fair!  Everyone’s going to be gunning for Icebabe in this match!  But wait, Katanya runs in behind Bridget, and dropkicks her in the back!  Bridget goes flying over the top to the floor!

 

Bryan-  Bridget is gone already, eliminated by Katanya!  Emma now is stomping away at Icebabe, who is reeling in the corner!  But Gidget sneaks up behind her!  Gidget tries to dump Emma over the top!

 

Yale-  But here comes Katanya!  Katanya is trying to toss Gidget over now!  All three ladies are tied up in the corner!  But wait, Icebabe is standing up beneath Katanya!  Icebabe lifts Katanya up, and all three ladies go for a ride!

 

Bryan-  Emma, Gidget, and Katanya all fly over the top!  This damn thing is over already!  And Icebabe has won the women’s title!

 

(The crowd boos in fury as Icebabe collapses.  Emma, Gidget, Katanya, and the still waiting Bridget all look at each other, and climb back into the ring.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and the first GCW Women’s champion. . . Icebabe!

 

Bryan-  Icebabe is the women’s champion, but the other four ladies are climbing in and surrounding her!  Icebabe gets to her feet, but is taken down by a clothesline from Emma!

 

Yale-  Now Katanya lifts Icebabe up, and sets her down!  Here it comes. . . POWERBOMB!  Icebabe, the women’s champion, has been laid out by the Cherry Bombs!  This women’s division is crazy, JB!

 

Bryan-  I hear you!  Icebabe is the women’s champion, but she’s been taken out by these frustrated ladies who destroyed President Caldera’s office a few weeks ago.

 

(The show fades to commercial, as the Cherry Bombs head for the back.)

 

(The show returns to Kevin Jacobs in the back with newcomer Jason Dread.)

 

Jacobs-  Jason Dread, you’ve been in GCW for two weeks now, but have not been recognized.

 

Dread-  Well, it comes as no surprise.  Caldera’s got his problems with this CWU bull crap.  But I’m here for one man.  And that’s the man with the Hard*core title.  Toad, you may have held that belt three times, but that means you’ve lost it twice.  And my friend, you’ll lose it again.  Next week, Meltdown, what do you say you defend that belt, Toad?  After all. . . you’ll never see me coming.

 

(Dread walks off, leaving Jacobs with his moth open.  The camera returns to ringside, where I disappear plays, and the fans cheer.  He makes his way to the ring. ]

Andrews:  Ladies and gentlemen, this contest is scheduled for one fall, and is for the GCW Cruiserweight Championship!  Introducing first, weighing 222 pounds.. MIKE HARDY!

Brian:  Okay, now that things have calmed down a little bit, we are set for a match for the Cruiserweight Title.  Mike Hardy making his return recently after being out of action for nearly two months.

Yale:  Hardy was out with an injury for quite some time, but now he’s back and better than ever!

[ Breakdown by Tantric begins to play and the fans boo.  Chris Jordan makes his way to the ring with the cruiserweight title on his shoulder. ]

Andrews:  And his opponent.  From Calgary Alberta Canada.  Weighing 223 pounds.  He is the GCW Cruiserweight Champion, CHRIS JORDAN!

Brian:  And here comes the current champion.  The cruiserweight title has been somewhat inactive as of late, due to the lack of competition in that division.

Yale:  Well these two kids will put on a show that will tear the house down!

[ Jordan gets into the ring, and the bell rings. ]

Brian:  And here we go!  They lock up and Hardy tosses Jordan into the ropes.  Jordan leapfrog over Hardy and into the opposite ropes.  Jordan back and Mike Hardy with a leg takedown!

Yale:  We are bound to see it all in this one JB!

Brian:  Mike Hardy gets back up and so does Jordan.  Hardy swings and misses, and Jordan nails him with a right hand!  Another one, and now kick to the midsection.

Yale:  Jordan applies a side headlock now.  This guy is a native of Canada, and from Calgary!

Brian:  And he’s always been proud of his Canadian Heritage, and his roots back in Calgary.  Jordan is tossed into the ropes by Hardy, who counters the headlock.

Yale:  Jordan back, and is tossed WAY overhead with a back body drop!  Jordan hits the mat hard, and Hardy lifts him up again!  Jordan swings with a right hand, but Hardy ducks it!  Hardy rolls Jordan up with a school boy from behind!

 

Bryan-  ONE!  TWO!!  THREE!!?!?  Hardy got him just like that!  New champion!  New Champion!

 

(The bell rings, as the fans go nuts.  Hardy slides out of the ring and is handed his belt, as Jordan pounds the mat in frustration.)

 

Andrews-  Here is your winner, and NEW GCW cruiserweight champion. . . Mike Hardy!

 

Yale-  Mike Hardy beat the technician with a school boy!  That’s awful!

Bryan-  Hardy has won the cruiserweight title!  Finally, Hardy has much deserved gold here in GCW!

 

(The show fades to commercial as Jordan throws a fit in the ring.)

 

(The show returns and The Small Hours hits.  The crowd gives a mixed but enthusiastic reaction to Mayhem as he heads for the ring.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest, set for one fall, is for the GCW United States Championship!  Introducing first, weighing in at 254 pounds. . . Tristain Mayhem!

 

Bryan-  Well, fans, Tristain Mayhem’s star certainly seems to be on the rise here in GCW, and this should be an incredible match!

 

(Mayhem steps into the ring, and looks out to the crowd.  My Own Summer then hits, and the Jhub heads out to a huge reaction from the fans.)

 

Andrews-  And his opponent, from Stamford, Connecticut, he weighs in at 270 pounds, and he is the GCW United States Champion. . . The Jhub!!

 

Yale-  And this damn Jhub hit Danger from behind earlier tonight, which was a big mistake in my book!  The Jhub will have hell to pay, if he survives Mayhem!

 

Bryan- There’s the bell and the United States Title Match is underway.  Jhub locks up with Mayhem and Tristain brings him down into a headlock.  Jhub shoves Mayhem into the ropes and ducks a clothesline attempt from Mayhem.

 

Yale- Tristain comes off the ropes again and takes a clothesline from Jhub.  Jhub drops down for the cover.  ONE TWO but Mayhem gets the shoulder up.  Jhub brings Tristain to his feet and whips him into the corner.

 

Bryan- Jhub lays a few knife edge chops to the chest of Tristain Mayhem.

 

(Crowd lets out a “WHOOOOO” with each chop)

 

Bryan- Jhub now grabs Mayhem’s head and drops him down into a DDT.  The Jhub hooks the leg.  ONE TWO THR but Mayhem gets the shoulder up.  Jhub argues with the referee on that one.

 

Yale- And what a mistake that was.  Mayhem is up now and moves in on Jhub.  Jhub goes for clothesline, but Mayhem ducks and grabs Jhub’s head.  He drops him down and hits a neckbreaker.

 

Bryan- Mayhem covers.  ONE TWO but Jhub gets the shoulder up.  Mayhem now picks Jhub of the mat and hooks his arm and head.  He lifts him up and drops him down with a suplex.

 

Yale- Mayhem rolls over with the cover.  ONE TWO but Jhub picks the shoulder up.  Mayhem picks Jhub to his feet and backs him into the corner with a few knife edge chops.

 

Bryan- Jhub reverses Mayhem!  Mayhem is now in the corner and Jhub begins stomping away!  He stomping a mud hole in Mayhem and walking it dry!

 

Yale- But Jhub breaks his attack and moves back to let Mayhem up.  And Mayhem storms out of the corner with a clothesline.  Tristain hoists Jhub to his feet and hooks his waist in a waist lock.  Mayhem lifts him up and hits a German Suplex!

 

Bryan- Mayhem bridges the suplex.  ONE TWO THR but Jhub kicks out.  Mayhem is going after Jhub’s neck, which even though I hate Mayhem, is a smart move.  Mayhem begins stomping Jhub’s chest.

 

Yale- Mayhem now picks Jhub up and whips him into the ropes.  Jhub comes back and takes a strong clothesline from Tristain.  Mayhem lifts his arm and drops an elbow onto Jhub’s sternum.

 

Bryan- Mayhem picks The Jhub up and whips him into the ropes.  Jhub comes back and ducks the clothesline from Mayhem!  Jhub hits the ropes again, and comes back with a Lou Thez Press!  Jhub is hammering away at Mayhem!  And the crowd is going nuts!

 

Yale- Jhub climbs to his feet and runs into the ropes.  And an elbow to the sternum of Mayhem!  He covers.  ONE TWO THR but Mayhem kicks out.

 

Bryan- Jhub brings Mayhem to his feet and whips him into the corner.  Jhub comes in and hits a knee to the gut.  Jhub lifts Mayhem up and sets him on the top rope.  Jhub climbs to the second rope and hooks Mayhem’s arm and head.  He lifts him up and over.  SUPERPLEX!  But it took a lot out of Jhub too.

 

Ref- ONE!  TWO!  THREE!  FOUR!

 

Yale- I have to say, the man who gets to his feet first, will have the clear advantage.

 

Ref- FIVE!  SIX!  SEVEN!  EIGHT!  NINE!

 

Bryan- And Jhub climbs to his feet.  He walks over to Mayhem, who is on his knees.  And Mayhem nails a fist right to the stomach.  He grabs Jhub’s head and shoves him underneath his legs.  Mayhem is going for the piledriver!  But Jhub reverses into a backdrop!

 

Yale- Jhub climbs to his feet now, and picks Mayhem up.  But Mayhem elbows Jhub in the abdomen and runs into the ropes.  He comes back and Jhub tosses him over the top rope to the outside!

 

Bryan- Jhub rolls out of the ring and grabs Tristain who is standing right out here in front of us.  Jhub smashes his head into our table, and again Tristain’s head bounces off the table.  He tries one more time, but Mayhem blocks it and sends Jhub’s head into the table.

 

Yale- Now this is what Jhub deserves!  Mayhem grabs Jhub’s arm and whips him into the steel steps.  My God!  Did you hear his body colliding with the steps?  It was like music to my ears!

 

Bryan- Oh, please.

 

Ref- ONE!  TWO!  THREE!  FOUR!  FIVE!  SIX!  SEVEN!

 

Bryan- Mayhem rolls Jhub back into the ring, and lifts him to his feet.  Tristain runs into the ropes and comes back, looking for a forearm.  But Jhub ducks and Mayhem hits the referee!

 

Yale- Mayhem picks Jhub back up and grabs his head.  DDT!  But the referee is out!  Mayhem climbs to his feet and walks over to the turnbuckle.  He climbs to the top rope and comes off with an Elbow Drop to Jhub!  But the referee is still out!

 

Bryan- Mayhem picks Jhub up and hooks his head!  Mayhem leaps, IMPLANT DDT!  Tristain hooks the leg.  But the referee is slow to get up!  He makes the count.  ONE…TWO…THR NO!  Jhub got the shoulder up!  And Mayhem is pissed!  He stands and walks over to the referee!  NO!  Tristain Mayhem just hit the ref!

 

Yale- Mayhem picks Jhub up and lays a few right hands on Jhub.  He goes for another, but Jhub blocks!  Jhub blocks another!  And another!  And now Jhub is landing right hands on Mayhem.

 

Bryan- Jhub whips Mayhem towards the ropes, but Mayhem counters.  Jhub hits the ropes and comes back.  Mayhem goes for a clothesline, but Jhub ducks and puts on the brakes.  Mayhem turns around and Jhub kicks him in the gut!  Jhub hooks Mayhem!  Downward Spiral!  He got it!  But the ref is out!

 

Yale- Jhub stands and hooks Mayhem's legs!  NO NOT THIS!

 

Bryan- SHARPSHOOTER!  Jhub’s got the Sharpshooter on Mayhem!  And Mayhem is tapping!  But the referee is out!  Mayhem is struggling towards the ropes, and almost has them, but Jhub pulls him away!  Wait a minute!

 

Yale- YES!  Rich Rollins is coming down here!  This is how it should be!  Jhub is looking back at Mayhem, and Rollins is in the ring!  Jhub looks forward.  SUPERKICK BY ROLLINS!  Jhub is down!  And Mayhem drapes an arm over The Jhub!  The referee is stirring!

 

Bryan- No not like this!  ONE…TWO…THREE. Damnit.  Jhub was royally screwed!

 

Andrews- Here is your winner, and New GCW United States Champion, Tristain Mayhem!

 

Bryan-  What the hell would prompt the Renegade to do something like that?!  What did the Jhub do to the CWU?

 

Yale-  Everyone in GCW is an enemy to the CWU, JB!  Rollins was sending a message!  But don’t forget about the perfomance of Mayhem, who really gave the Jhub a run!  He’ll make a great United States Champion!

 

(The show fades to commercial, as the Jhub walks away in fury, and Mayhem celebrates in the ring.)

 

The show returns, and Out With the Old hits, and the crowd leaps to their feet.  The Hard*core champion heads for the announce table, waving to the fans on the way.)

 

Bryan-  Well, fans, we’re just moments away from our main event here, but it looks like Toad is coming to the ring to do a little commentary!

 

(Toad gets to the table and puts on the headphones.)

 

Toad-  Hey, losers, how’s it hanging?

 

(Break Stuff hits, and the crowd leaps to their feet.  John Reed heads for the ring to a great response.  Conspicuous by her absence is Rachel.)

 

Andrews-  The following contest is set for one fall.  Introducing first, from Chicago, Illinois, weighing in at 275 pounds. . . John Reed!

 

Bryan-  Well, John is coming to the ring without Rachel here tonight, after that terrible attack by Toxic on Oblivion!

 

(John steps through the ropes.  Fuel hits next, and the crowd continues its cheers.  Luke Hanson walks to the ring, looking determined to make an impact.)

 

Andrews-  His partner, from Atlanta, Georgia, he weighs in at 320 pounds. . . ‘The Fueler’ Luke Hanson!

 

Toad-  I hate this jackass.

 

Yale-  Isn’t he supposed to be your friend?  I mean, you guys are in System-X together. . .

 

Toad-  He is my friend.  I just hate him.

 

(Might of Rome hits next, as Hanson steps into the ring.  The crowd reacts with both boos and cheers as Octavian heads for the ring, followed by President Caldera.)

 

Andrews-  And their tag team partner, weighing in at 285 pounds. . . Octavian!

 

Toad-  I really hate this jackass.

 

Bryan-  It should indeed be interesting to see how Octavian can get along with System-X here in this match.  They won’t survive against the CWU if they don’t cooperate!

 

Yale-  Oh, come on, Octavian could take them all by himself!

 

(Octavian steps through the ropes with Caldera.  They go face to face with Reed and Hanson, talking and arguing over the match.  Finally, Iron Man hits.  The crowd explodes with boos as Rich Rollins, Kurt Richards, and Eric Allen all head for the ring.)

 

Andrews-  Introducing their opponents, Eric ‘All That’ Allen, ‘Blockbuster’ Kurt Richards, and the GCW World Heavyweight Champion, Rich ‘The Renegade’ Rollins!

 

Toad-  More jackasses.  I’ve never seen such a great collection of jackasses in my life.

 

Yale-  Well, these CWU guys bring a lot to the table, JB, and they may have the advantage over Reed, Hanson, and Octavian as far as cooperation is concerned!

 

Bryan-  Well, Rollins, Richards, and Allen hit the ring, and Rollins hands his belt to the referee.  Caldera steps out of the ring, and it looks like Reed and Allen are going to start things off!

 

Yale-  Hanson and Octavian are out to the apron, as are Rollins and Richards!  Reed takes control of Allen with some heavy rights, and sends him into a neutral corner!  But Allen bounces right back out again with a clothesline!

 

Bryan-  But Reed stays on his feet!  Allen bounces off the ropes again, coming back with another clothesline!  But Reed doesn’t budge!  Reed scoops Allen up, and drops him with a heavy slam!

 

Toad-  I’ll bet that hurt.

 

Yale-  Allen rolls to the CWU corner, where Reed doesn’t want to venture!  Allen reaches up and tags in Richards!  Blockbuster steps into the ring, and goes for Reed!  But Reed lifts him up and devastates him with a powerslam!

 

Bryan-  What a move by Reed!  Reed covers!  One!  Two!  Kickout!  Richards already is worse for the wear, as Reed lifts him up!  Reed sends Richards off into the corner, and Richards hits the turnbuckle hard! 

 

Yale-  Reed follows it up with a running splash!  Richards is in trouble!  But Octavian is shouting in to Reed!  Octavian wants to tag in to face Richards, the man he’ll be facing at Heatwave!

 

Bryan-  Reed shrugs, and reaches over for Octavian to tag in!  Octavian makes the tag, and heads for the battered Richards in the corner!  But Richards picks himself up, and delivers a mule kick right to Octavian’s face!

 

Toad-  And down goes Octavian!  And I’m not talking about the way he goes down on Cald-

 

Bryan-  Watch it, we’re on national television!

 

Yale-  Octavian picks himself back up, as Richards sends him off into the ropes!  Octavian bounces back, and Richards sends him down again with a jumping knee to the face! 

 

Bryan-  Richards drops, and begins hammering away at Octavian’s skull!  Hanson and Reed now are heading into the ring to stop him, but the referee cuts them off!  Now look, Rollins is using this time to come in to aid Richards!

 

Yale-  Rollins comes in with a double-team boot to Octavian’s gut!  But Richards stands up, and looks to be calling Rollins off!  Richards is asking Rollins to play it straight!  What the hell?!

Bryan-  Richards is ushering Rollins out of the ring, as Octavian slowly gets to his feet!  I don’t know why Richards did that, but he stopped the double-team effort!  Richards now gives Octavian a few quick shots to the face, and hooks him up!

 

Yale-  Richards lifts Octavian high into the air, and brings him down with a sharp suplex!  Richards floats over!  One!  Two!  TH-  Hanson in with the save!

 

Bryan-  Hanson broke up the count, as Richards now looks for a tag.  Now he’s tagged in the World Champion Rollins!  Rich Rollins is in the match!

 

(The crowd boos as Rollins gets into the ring.)

 

Toad-  When is this guy gonna let all the Toad fans see their hero get a world title shot, huh?

 

Yale-  Around the same time hell freezes over, and pigs fly.

 

Bryan-  Come on, you two.  Rollins catches Octavian on his way to a tag, and drags him to the center of the ring!  Rollins lifts Octavian’s knee up, and drops an elbow to the calf!  Rollins gets back to his feet, and looks out to the crowd!

 

(The crowd boos him even more as he smiles at them.)

 

Yale-  Rollins lifts Octavian to his feet, now. . . But Octavian delivers a right hand to the gut!  And another!  And another!  Octavian is wailing away at Rollins!  Octavian rears back, and levels Rollins with an uppercut!

 

Bryan-  Rollins is down, as Octavian looks for a tag!  Rollins gets his wits back and takes Octavian by the ankle, trying to hold on!  But Octavian leaps out, and tags in Hanson!  Hanson runs into the ring, but is headed off by Allen!

 

Yale-  Allen has come into the ring, and is going toe to toe with Hanson!  But Hanson is getting the better of Allen!  Hanson sends Allen down with a stiff right!  Rollins is in trouble, and he’s looking out to Richards!

 

Bryan-  But Richards is staying on the apron!  He’s playing this thing fair and square so far!  Rollins reaches for a tag, but Hanson pulls him up to his feet by the belt!  He spins the world champion around, and levels him with a DDT!

 

Toad-  Kill him, jackass!

 

Yale-  Rollins is out!  Now Allen is back up, but he’s been caught by Reed!  Reed is hammering away with Allen, as Octavian recovers on the outside!  Richards is still watching from the apron, refusing to come in without a tag!

 

Bryan-  I don’t understand Blockbuster! 

 

Toad-  Hold on a second, look up there!

 

Bryan-  Is that. . . Here comes the ACWF!  Danger, Dero, Mangler!  All coming to the ring!  Dero and Mangler slide in, and go after Reed and Hanson!  They’re pounding away, as the ref calls for the bell!

 

Yale-  Damn it!  The ACWF has ruined this match! 

 

Toad-  Damn. . .

 

Bryan-  Toad has left our table here, and is in the ring!  But Dero cuts him off, and they begin to brawl!  Toad and Dero are going at it!  But hold on, here comes Caldera!  Caldera is in the ring!

 

Yale-  Caldera slides in, and hits Dero in the back with a forearm!  And another!  The President is assaulting Dero!  But wait, who’s this?!  There’s someone else in the ring!

 

Bryan-  That’s the Heckler!  Heckler is in GCW?!  Heckler slides in from the crowd, and hits Caldera from behind!  Now he’s turned to Toad, and is wailing away at him!  Mangler is still stomping at everything that moves!

 

Yale-  Heckler is here to help the ACWF!  Richards meanwhile has stepped down from the apron, and is heading for the back!  But Octavian catches up with him from behind!  Octavian takes Richards down with a clothesline!  This is anarchy!

 

Bryan-  The ACWF is standing tall in the ring!  Danger has a microphone!

 

Danger-  We are not going to stand by and be ignored!  The battle between GCW and CWU is now the battle between GCW, CWU, and the ACWF!  At Heatwave, we want a Wargames Match!  Three guys from each team in a steel cage!  And we will prove to the world that we are the best in the business!

 

(Take a Look Around hits, and the crowd boos.  Danger, Dero, Heckler, and Mangler walk away, leaving the CWU and GCW in ruins.)

 

Bryan-  Damn them!  Danger can go to hell where he belongs!  He ruined the main event! 

 

Yale-  Octavian and Richards have brawled all the way to the back, as the ACWF walks off in triumph! 

 

Bryan-  Fans, we’re out of time from Seattle!  Join us next Monday for Oblivion!  Good night!

 

(The show fades out as the ACWF walks off with their heads held high.)