*****This week's Oblivion is what I like to call...."FUBAR" (Fucked up beyond all recognition.) The first two matches are in summary form, but the rest is written. Thank Octavian, Rollins, and Toxic for their help.
Tristain Mayhem vs. Toxic - Both men put forth one of the best matches ever on Oblivion. The match ends in a double-count-out with both men beating the living piss out of each other on the floor, setting them up for a what will be great PPV match.
Too Incredible vs. The Sick Freaks - Dan Rivero comes out alone and puts up a good fight, but in the end, two against one just doesn't work. Trash comes down and attacks Rivero, causing the match to end in a DQ, but also setting up a Rivero vs. Trash match at Annihilation where the winner will get both tag belts and gets to choose another partner. The Sick Freaks will have a match with the winners on the Meltdown following Annihilation.
Now for the written stuff. This is all copied and pasted on very short notice, check the OOC board for explanation.
Andrews-
The followingcontest is set for one-fall, and is a no
disqualifications match. No GCW Wrestlers are allowed atringside.
Introducing first, weighingin at --- pounds, hailing for Kansas
City, Missouri, Mr. Danger!
(Take A Look Around playsand the crowd erupts in cheers as Mr. Danger walks
out into the stage.)
Stone- Folks, Dangerabsolutely destroyed Octavian with the assistance of a
steel chair lastWednesday on Meltdown.
Yale:It’s two on one now JB! Hanson is out of this match, and Reed is
trapped
inthis submission move!
Brian:This crowd is getting behind John Reed. He’s fighting the move, and
he’s backto his feet! Elbow to Lane, another one, and another, that
breaks
the hold!John Reed into the ropes, and WHAM!
Yale:Shoulder block down goes Shane Lane. Reed into the far ropes, Lane up,
and aclothesline! Where is he getting this?
Brian:John Reed battling the champion here! Reed picks up Lane, a vertical
suplex,and OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Yale:What a move that was!! Reed had him in a suplex, then dropped Lane’s
head rightacross his shoulder, like a stunner almost!!
Brian:That’s Reed’s new move! It’s the “Stun Gunnâ€
and Lane is out cold!
Here’s thecover.. ONE.. TWO.. and THREE!!!
Yale:NO!!! Caldera, ... look at this?!
Brian:Damnit!! That no good son of a bitch!! Steven Caldera pulled out the
referee,and he was unable to make the count! John Reed had this match won
damnit!
Yale:Here comes Octavian, kick to the back of the head! Caldera is getting a
steelchair, and he slides into the ring.
Brian:Reed is getting up, and he is fighting with Octavian, Caldera comming
frombehind, WHAM! GOOD GOD WHAT A SHOT!
Yale:Caldera just whacked John Reed and he’s down. Octavian now taking
the
chairaway from Caldera. Octavian winds up, BOOM! Right across the back!
Brian:This is a damn mugging! Somebody stop this, stop it right now! Octavian
iswinding up again, Reed it already out for christ sakes!
Yale:BOOM! Another shot to the backside! Caldera stomping away at Reed,
Octavian isjust laughing, holding that chair! Lane is just starting to get
back to hisfeet after that Stun Gun!
[Just then “Take a Look Around†by Limp Bizkit hits and the fans
explode.
Mr.Danger comes running to the ring, with a steel chair of his own in hand. ]
Brian:OH YEAH! Here comes Danger, and get a look at the faces in the ring!
Octaviancan’t believe it! Danger slides into the ring, and he and
Octavian
wind uptheir chairs!
[Both Danger and Octavian wind up their chairs at the same time. Danger
kicksOctavian in the gut, causing him to drop the chair. ]
Yale:Look at this! Danger kick to Octavian, and WHAM! Right in the head!
Octaviangoes down!
Brian:Octavian rolls out to the floor, and Danger is a mad man! Octavian is
up on hisfeet on the outside of the ring, and he’s getting the hell outta
here! He’srunning as fast he can, up the ramp, and here comes Danger!
Yale:He’s behind you, watch out!
[WHACK! Sound of the chair impacting the back of Octavian. ]
Brian:Listen to this crowd explode! Danger nails Octavian on the ramp with
the chair,and these two men are going at it! Danger punching away now at a
fallenOctavian, and Danger picks him up. He throws him into the megatron!
Yale:This is enough! These two men can’t wait till Sunday, especially
Danger!
Brian:This is payback David, and paybacks are a BITCH! Danger and Octavian
arefighting back through the curtain now. What a feud they have to settle
thisSunday.
Yale:Look back in the ring!!! Reed is staggering to his feet, and so is Shane
Lane.The referee is slowly getting up on the outside of the ring as well.
Brian:Shane Lane goes up behind John Reed, AND OH NO! There’s the
Superstar
Slam!DAMNIT!
Yale:YES! Superstar Slam, and Caldera tosses the referee back into the
ring!!!Here’s a cover!
[Referee counts a very slow three count. “Freak on a Leash†begins
to play
andthe fans boo. Steven Caldera gets into the ring, and raises the hand of
ShaneLane. ]
JoeyAndrews: Here are your winners, the team of Octavian and Shane Lane!
Brian:What a hell of a match that was! Shane Lane, in the end got the
superstar slamon John Reed, AFTER he was already triple teamed by this new
establishment!
Yale:Don’t cry over spilled milk JB, Reed will live to fight another day,
but
thisis Shane’s night! Yeah!
Morgan- But as you just saw,Octavian and Shane Lane were still able to get
the victory over John Reed andLuke Hanson.
Stone- With the help ofPresident Caldera. John Reed had thatmatch won, but
our beloved President pulled the referee out.
(All of a sudden Might OfRome plays and Octavian walks out onto the stage as
the crowd erupts indeafening boos. Octavian looks at thecrowd and makes
his
way towards the ring.)
Andrews- And his opponent,weighing in at --- pounds, hailing from Rome,
Italy, he is the GCWCommissioner, Octavian!
Stone- Well, there’s thebell and these two begin pacing around each
other.
Octavian reaches over and slaps Danger. He slapped him? This
guyssays he is
the best, and he slaps Danger? Well, he now has his back turned, and is
taunting the crowd. Octy turns back around and Mr. Danger levelshim with a
right hand!
Morgan- But Octy jumpsback up. He is giving Danger a deathlyglare now.
They
lock up and Octaviantakes Danger down into a headlock. Dangershoves
Octavian
into the ropes and goes for a clothesline.
Stone- But Octavian ducksand bounces off the other side. Hecomes back and
Danger hits him with a knee to the gut. Danger picks Octy up and whips him
into thecorner.
Morgan- Danger follows himin and lays a huge clothesline on the commissioner.
Danger now is catching Octavian’s chest with those knife edgechops.
There’s another, and another.
(The crowd lets out aWHOOOOO with each chop.)
Stone- Danger hooksOctavian’s head and jumps upward. IMPLANT DDT by our
comm…former commissioner. Danger hooks the leg. ONETWO but
Octavian gets
the shoulder up.
Morgan- Danger rolls outof the ring now and lifts the ring apron up. He
reaches underneath the ring and pulls out a garbage can full of roadsigns.
He tosses it into the ring andreaches back under the ring again. Hepulls
out
a garbage can lid, and another, and another.
Stone- Danger rolls backinto the ring and walks back over to Octavian. Danger
picks him up to his feet and whips him into the ropes. Octavian comes back
and Danger gives him adrop toe hold. Octavian fell rightacross the bottom
rope. Danger goes forthe cover. ONE TWO THR but Octavian getsthe
shoulder
up.
Morgan- Danger now movestoward those lids. He has two of themand moves
back
towards Octy. He picksOctavian up and whips him into the ropes. Octavian
comes back and Danger swings those aluminum lids at Octavianbut he ducks and
bounces off of the ropes again. Octavian comes back and dropkicks them
into
Danger’s face!
Stone- Octavian goes forthe cover. ONE TWO THR now wait aminute. Octavian
lifted Danger’sshoulder up. Octavian picks Danger upand whips him
into the
corner. Octaviannow dumps everything out of that garbage can and walks
towards the corner.
Morgan- This is going tobe good. Octavian wedges the can inbetween the
second and third turnbuckles and walks back toward Danger. He grabs his
arm
and whips Danger towardthat can. And Danger crashes head firstinto the
garbage can! YES!
Stone- This has got to beit. Octavian pulls Danger out of thecorner and
hooks his leg. ONE TWO THREEWAIT! He did it again! He pulled
Danger’s
shoulder up again. He just wants to hurt Mr. Danger.
Morgan- Octy now issetting up these road signs in some sort of big square.
There must be ten signs out there. Octavian now picks Danger up and shoves
himunderneath his legs.
Stone- NO! Don’t do it! Octy picks Danger up and piledrives
him right onto
those signs!Octavian goes for the cover. ONE TWOTHRE but Octavian picked
Danger off of canvas again.
Morgan- Octavian now rollsout of the ring and pulls up the ring apron. He
pulls out another garbage can and tosses it into the ring. Now he is
coming
this way! He shoves ring announcer Joey Andrews off ofhis chair and folds
it
up.
Stone- Octavian has thatchair and slides back into the ring. Hedrops the
chair and picks Danger back up to his feet. The Commissioner grabs that
garbage can and places it overDanger’s head. Danger is inside
thegarbage can
and Octy picks the chair back up. NO!
Morgan- Octavian winds upand smacks the side of that trash can with the
chair. Danger stumbles sideways. Octavian winds up again and hits the
other
side of the can. He winds up again and hits the otherside. And he
finishes
it off with ashot to the opposite side.
Stone- He drops the chairand is taunting the crowd. Danger isleaning in
the
corner with that can still over his body. Wait a minute! Danger gets
a
boost of energy and runs towards Octavian! But Octavian had a road sign in
hand and smacksthe can again! Danger is down!
Morgan- Octavian walksover to Danger and slides the can off of Danger. And
Danger is bleeding! YES! Octavian picks Danger upand shoves him underneath
his legs again.
Stone- Octy lifts Dangerup and drops him down into a piledriver onto that
garbage can! Danger has got to be out cold. Octavian walks over and
grabs
one ofDanger’s legs. He locks it and grabsthe arm.
Morgan- Roman Rapper! Roman Rapper! Danger is going to have to tap
out!
Danger is writhing in pain. He is struggling towards the ropes, but the
Italian Stallion has himright in the center of the ring! Danger is almost
ready to tap out. Wait a minute! There’s somebody in the
ring! Is that?
Stone- IT IS! It’s “Blockbuster†Kurt Richards!!! Kurt
taps Octavian on the
shoulder and Octy lets the hold go and standsup. Kurt Richards kicks him
in
the gutand Richards shoves Octavian underneath his legs. Blockbuster hooks
his arms and leaps upwards. Blockbuster onto the chair by KurtRichards!
He
drags Danger over toOctavian and sets him on top! Thereferee counts!
ONE
TWO THREE! Danger did it! Danger beat Octavian!
Andrews- Here is yourwinner, Mr. Danger!!
Stone- “Blockbuster†KurtRichards has jumped the barrier and is
leaving the
arena. I didn’t even see where he came from! Dangeris climbing to
his feet
and he has a puzzled look on his face. Well folks, coming up next, Luke
Hansontakes on Shane Lane in a non-title matchup.
Andrews- The following contest is set for one fall, and is a Non-Title match! Introducing first weighing at three hundred and seventy-six pounds, from Atlanta, Georgia, "The Fueler" Luke Hanson!
(Fuel hits, and the crowd cheers loudly. Luke emerges from the back, and walks to the ring and steps in.)
Andrews- And! Weighing in at two hundred and ten pounds, from Beverly Hills, California! He is the GCW World Heavyweight Champion, Shane Lane!
(Freak On A Leash hits, and Shane Lane makes his appearance, as he struts confidently to the ring among boos from the fans. He is clutching his World Belt. He gets in the ring.)
Bryan- Well, fans, the feud between these two giants in the industry is quite possibly a feud of the year contender! As Luke Hanson has devoted himself to stripping Shane Lane of the World Title!
Yale- No doubt about it! However, I think with Shane Lane's new allies, President Caldera and our new commissioner, Octavian, that will prove to be quite difficult!
Bryan- Here we go! Shane Lane and Luke Hanson, one on one! Hanson runs right in at Lane, and begins hammering away! Fueler is really going to work on the Champion, with rights and lefts flying everywhere!
Yale- Fueler takes Shane by the hair, gets a head of steam, and runs him straight into the ring poll! Lane's head bounces off the steel, and he falls to the floor! Hanson stays on him, and is hammering away at the fallen Champion! Man, this feud must run deep! OH NO! THIS MIGHT BE OVER QUICK!
Bryan- HANSON COVERS! He covers...One! Two!-Kickout! by the Champion!....Shane Lane twists out, and crawls to the corner! Fueler follows him in, and begins stomping away at Lane's midsection!
Yale- LUKE HANSON IS ON FIRE HERE TONIGHT! Why isn't the Champ fighting back?! Hanson breaks off and tries to apply a sleeper hold on Lane!
Yale- LOW BLOW BY LANE, AND FUELER IS DOWN! THAT A BOY CHAMP! Lane slowly gets back to his feet, as Lane regains his strength and locks Hanson up for a suplex! AND HE HITS IT! WHAT IMPACT!
Bryan- WAIT! HANSON IS GETTING BACK ON HIS FEET! AND SHANE LANE IS NOT LIKING THIS ONE BIT!
Bryan- He charges in, and hits Hanson with a running dropkick to the face! Hanson teeters over the top rope and falls onto the apron! WHAT A HELLACIOUS MOVE!
Yale- Shane Lane is really letting his temper get the best of him as he tries to even the score with Luke Hanson! Fueler slowly crawls back under the ropes and into the ring, as Shane Lane challenges him to get up!
Bryan- This doesn look good...WAIT! Hanson gets back up, hooks Lane up, and tosses him over with a nice belly to belly suplex! Excellant recovery by Luke Hanson! These two really despise one another!
Yale- Hanson heads back to the Champ, who is currently trying to recover from the suplex! Lane gets back up, and Hanson sets him up again! There's a double underhook suplex! Hanson covers! ONE! TWO!! THR- Kickout!
Yale- Hanson glares at the referee with a look of anger on his face, and lifts Lane back up! Hanson sends Lane into the ropes, BUT LANE REVERSES! Lane catches Hanson with a big back body drop! Incredible height on that move, JB!
Bryan- Lane has again seemingly turned the tide here! He goes after Hanson, who is trying to compose himself, and grabs his legs! HE'S GOING FOR A BOSTON CRAB!
Yale- Of course he is! THE FUELER REFUSES TO TAP OUT! WILL HE MAKE THE ROPE?
Bryan- HE DOES! AND THE REF FORCES THE CHAMPION TO LET GO OF LUKE HANSON!
(The crowd cheers as Luke Hanson is given his reprieve!)
Yale- Hanson is slowly getting back to his feet! And Shane Lane is not wasting any time, as he begins to apply rights and lefts to Hanson! REVERSAL! Hanson gets the Champion into the corner and now he is punching away at the World Champion! The crowd is cheering him on!
Bryan-The Ref breaks it up and both wrestlers regroup!
Yale- Both men look extremely worn out! Wait a minute? What's this!?! JOHN REED, IT'S JOHN REED! And is heading to the ring! He has a steel chair! HANSON SEES HIM, AND SHANE LANE KNOCKS THE REFEREE OUT OF THE RING!
Bryan- WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? REED GETS IN THE RING, AND TAKES A SWING AT LUKE HANSON IN RETRIBUTION FOR RACHEL REED!
Yale- HANSON DUCKS! HANSON DUCKS! AND JOHN REED CONNECTS WITH SHANE LANE! REED JUST LAID OUT THE CHAMPION!
Bryan- HANSON IS LOVING THIS! HE GRABS THE CHAIR FROM A STUNNED REED AND CLOCKS HIM RIGHT IN THE HEAD WITH IT!
Yale- THE REF IS COMING TOO! AND HANSON DROPS THE CHAIR AND COVERS SHANE LANE!
Bryan- THE REF IS NOW UP AND HE IS COUNTING!.....ONE! TWO! THREE! IT'S OVER!
Yale- HANSON WINS! THAT MORON JOHN REED! THERE WILL BE HELL TO PAY WHEN LANE WAKES UP!
Andrews- The winner of this match-up.....'The Fueler' Luke Hanson!
Bryan- And Hanson is celebrating his victory over the World Champion! He looks down with a disgusted look on his face, at his System-X "teammate" John Reed!
Yale- Both Reed and Lane are struggling to get up, as Luke Hanson picks up the chair again! Bryan- HE CLOCKS REED AND LANE IN THE FACE AGAIN! I DON'T BELIEVE THE FURY OF THIS MAN!
Yale- And he drops the chair, celebrates alittle bit more, and heads for the back leaving his opponents in the ring! Ladies and Gentlemen up next...what a match-up! Coming up next, we have Rich "The Renagade" Rollins taking on The Jhub in a Dangerous Games rematch, next!
Yale: I tell ya, Rollins cheated! The Jhub would have had that one won if Khan hadn't interfered!
Bryan : Well, The Jhub will have his chance at Khan at Annihilation when they face off in the second ever ACWF match!
Yale : Well, that's all for tonight, but join us Wednesday for Meltdown as things brew for Annihilation!