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Christmas Chaos 2000
<The crowd in the Schottenstein Center grows quiet as a
promo for Christmas Chaos appears on the MegaTron. Screen shots of the CWU
superstars, as well as Commissioner Caldera appear one by one as an announcer
speaks>
Announcer- The bitter wars between the CWU superstars have been intense for
years. Now a new face emerges. A new leader, threatening to make the CWU his
own. In the midst of controversy, he builds aniticipation for the biggest night
in CWU history. The night where champions will be crowned, new faces emerge in
the spotlkight, and a secret is revealed that will shock the world. That night
is tonight. . .as the Cyber Wrestling Union presents Christmas Chaos!
<With that, the lights come up as fireworks explode on stage. The Columbus, Ohio crowd erupts in anticipation of a huge night.>
Leonard- Ladies and gentlemen! Welcome to the Schottenstein Center! Welcome to Columbus, Ohio! And welcome to Christmas Chaos! I'm Chuck Leonard, along side
Wayne Martin, and we have a HUGE lineup for you tonight!
Martin- You said it! We have the Triple-threat Tag Team Title Ladder match tonight! Not to mention our huge world title match, as well as the battle royal to decide four men who will step into the triple-teired cage next month at Annihilation!
Leonard- As big as all that is, though, the thought that is in the back of everyone's minds tonight has got to be the big surprise Commissioner Caldera has been promising us for weeks!
Martin- I can't wait, Chuck! What could it possibly be? Caldera dissappeared to the CWU headquarters about a week ago, and has only been scarcely heard from since!
Leonard- I'm sure we'll find out soon enough! Well, folks, we are going to open up with our HUGE tag team title ladder match!
<Love Gun plays and Team Cash enters the stage. The Dictator and Mike Fortune make their way to the ring, looking a bit worse for the wear.>
Leonard- Let's go to ring announcer Joey Andrews.
Andrews- The following match is a ladder match for the Cyber Wrestling Union Tag Team Championships! Making their way to the ring, at a combined weight of 519 pounds, The Dictator, "Millionaire" Mike Fortune, TEAM CASH!!!
Martin- Team Cash was defeated by the Sick Freaks last Monday, and the Freaks seem to be on a roll!
Leonard- Team Cash has been up all night trying to think of a way out of this one, but it looks like money won't spare them this beating!
<Out with the old plays and Toad enters the runway to loud boos. He still seems confused, and stops halfway down the ramp to argue with some fans>
Andrews- And their opponents, at a combined weight of 605 pounds, first, TOAD!!
Martin- This guy is still confused as to why the fans hate him!
<American Psycho plays and Toxic steps into the srens, also met with boos. He stops to talk with Toad briefly, then they enter the ring together. Team Cash meets them, and begin trash talking.>
Andrews- And his tag team partner, TOXIC!
Martin- Hey, look, no dress for Toxic! How'd he get out of that one?
<Cherry Pie plays and the Sick Freaks walk out to a mixed reaction. Dimensioner is not wearing his hardcore title, but they are carrying a table>
Andrews- And their opponents, at a combined weight of 595 pounds, Excaliber, the CWU Hardcore Champion Dimensioner, the SICK FREAKS!
Martin- The Sick Freaks are carrying a table! They mean business here! Toad and Toxic turn their attention to the outside, and Team Cash assaults them! The bell rings!
Leonard- Ladders are lining the entrance ramp! The new CWU Tag belts are suspended twenty feet in the air!
Martin- The Freaks have set the table up in the entrance ramp, and are just watching the carnage in the ring!
Leonard- Toxic is catching a beating from Dictator, and Fortune is putting the boots to Toad! The Sick Freaks are just sitting back, watching it happen!
Martin- Dictator just tossed Toxic out to the floor in front of us! The Sick Freaks are looking under hte ring on the other side. . .
Leonard- Dictator and Toxic are exchanging blows here on the outside! In the ring, Fortune sends Toad into the ropes! Toad ducks a clothesline, and puts on the breaks! Fortune turns around and Toad crushes him with a clothesline of his
own!
Martin- Look at this, now, Excaliber has a fire extinguisher! He's in the ring! Toad turns around and gets blasted! Excaliber is firing at both men in the ring! You can't see anything in there!
Leonard- Dimensioner has a steel chair, and he's come around towards us! WHAM! He smacks Toxic over the head! And there's a shot for Dictator! The Sick Freaks are in control!
Martin- Excaliber is out to the entrance ramp, and he has a ladder! He's sliding it into the ring, and standing it up! He's climbing!! There's nobody even close to him! He could win this thing right here!
Leonard- Wait, wait, Fortune is in the ring! Excaliber has his hands on the gold! Fortune dropkicks the ladder! The ladder is teetering, and Excaliber loses his balance! Excaliber is down!
Martin- Fortune is climbing now! He's up to the top step, but Dimensioner is in there to stop him! He's turning backwards, and walking under Fortune. . .POWERBOMB!!
Leonard- Dimensioner just powerbombed Fortune off the top rung of that ladder!
Martin- Dimensioner is stomping away at Fortune, and Dictator has a steel chair! He's sliding into the ring, but Toxic is right behind him! Dictator winds up, but Toxic spins him around! DDT on the chair! Dictator is out!
Leonard- Toad is in the ring now, and he's got Dimensioner! Scoop slam, and Dimensioner slides to the floor into the entry way!
Martin- Toad is in hot persuit! Excaliber is somehow to his feet, and going toe to toe with Toxic!
Leonard- Toad is slamming Dimensioner's head into the guardrail! The crowd chants along!
<The crowd cheers "ONE, TWO, THREE, FOUR, FIVE, SIX, SEVEN, EIGHT, NINE, TEN!>
Martin- Dimensioner is in trouble, and Toad has laid him out on the table! Toad is setting up a ladder! Oh, no!
Leonard- Toxic just sent Excaliber to the floor! Fortune and Dictator are back up, and assaulting Toxic in the ring!
Martin- But look in the entrance ramp! Toad is scaling the ladder! He's up to the top! Dimensioner hasn't moved! Toad is signaling. . .HE'S AIRBORNE!
Leonard- MY GOD!!! TOAD JUST SPLASHED DIMENSIONER THROUGH THE TABLE!
Martin- There's no padding out there! They are destroyed!
<The crowd chants "Holy shit! Holy shit!">
Leonard- Some idiot's sittin' at home thinking, "Oh, well, they know how to fall."
Martin- They have to be out of this match. Meanwhile, Team Cash has double-suplexed Toxic onto the ladder!
Leonard- Toxic is in trouble. . .What are they doing now? Fortune bounces off the ropes, and Dictator launches him up! Big splash onto Toxic, who was lying prone on the ladder!
Martin- Now look! Excaliber has a barbed wire bat, and is in the ring! OH NO! What a shot to Dictator! There's one for Fortune! Fortune is busted wide open!
Leonard- Excaliber is the only one standing through all of this! And look out there, Dimensioner and Toad are up to their feet and firing right hands at each other!
Martin- Excaliber is setting up the ladder inside the ring, and is climbing! Dimensioner and Toad are still fighting, and Excaliber takes off! SUICIDE DIVE TO THE OUTSIDE!
Leonard- Excaliber has toppled his partner and Toad! Now Toxic is pulling the ladder into the middle of the ring! Toxic could have it! He's climbing!
Martin- Fortune is climbing the other side! And Dimensioner, that tough SOB, is sliding another ladder into the ring! This is gonna get ugly!
Leonard- Fortune and Toxic are slow to climb, and Dimensioner is setting up his ladder nest to the other! He's climbing too! Now Toad is climbing on the other side!
Martin- Four men climbing the ladders and exchanging blows! Now Dictator is up, and next to the ladders! Excaliber has a trash can!
Leonard- Excaliber hits Dictator with the trash can, and Dictator is staggered! Dictator is falling, RIGHT INTO THE LADDERS!
Martin- OH NO! GOD ALLMIGHTY!! Toad and Dimensioner fell all the way to the floor, and Fortune and Toxic crotched themselves on the top rope!
Leonard- Excaliber is setting the ladder back up! Everyone has been destroyed! Excaliber is climing the ladder!
Martin- Dictator is slowly pulling himself up the other side! Excaliber is slowly up to the top, and he's reaching for the belts! He's got them! He's- NO! Dictator stops him with a right hand! And another! Excaliber fires back!
Leonard- Look at this! Somehow, Dimensioner is back in the ring! He's got the barbed wire bat, but he's pulling the barbed wire off! Why would he- OH! He's putting the barbed wire around his arm! He's going up the other ladder!
Martin- Excaliber fires a right hand at Dictator! And another! Dictator is reeling! He's hanging by one arm!
Leonard- OH MY GOD! Dimensioner takes off from the other ladder, and hits Dictator with a barbed wire clothesline from the top of the ladder! INCREDIBLE!
Martin- Excaliber is still up there! Toxic is charging the ladder! Excaliber reaches. . .HE'S GOT THE BELTS!
Leonard- Excaliber pulls the belts down, seconds before Toxic sends the ladder crashing! Excaliber is down, but it's too late!
<Cherry Pie plays again, and Dimensioner and Excaliber retreat to the entrance with their belts>
Andrews- Here are your winners, and NEW CWU Tag Team Champions, the SICK FREAKS!!!!!!!!
Martin- The Sick Freaks have done it! And a few fans are even cheering them! Team Cash is slowly retreating to the back, but Toad is still in the ring with
Toxic!
Leonard- Toad is livid! Toxic is hurt! What the hell? Toad just floored Toxic
with a punch to the face!
Martin- Toad is bailing out of the ring to a chorus of boos. Toxic is busted
wide open, and the CWU officials are here to help him out of the ring. Well, we
have new tag team champions here tonight, and they are the Sick Freaks!
Leonard- Folks, up next we have our battle royal! The final four men will go on
next month to Annihilation and the triple-tiered cage for the CWU Title!
Martin- Now, this match has some rules. Two men will start this match, and
every minute and a half, a new superstar will enter the ring, totalling 30 men!
Leonard- Superstars will be eliminated when they go over the top rope, and both
feet hit the floor!
<American Badass plays and Damien enters the ring to no response>
Martin- And it looks like Damien drew number one! Let's see who number two is!
<Might of Rome plays and Octavian makes his way to the ring to quite a few
boos>
Leonard- Quite a negative response for the number two entrant, Octavian!
<The bell rings and Octavian locks up with Damien>
Martin- And we're on our way! Octavian takes immediate control with an armbar.
Leonard- Man, you talk about guys with lousy luck, you've gotta talk about
Damien.
Martin- No kidding! This guy's been tortured by the Sick Freaks as of late.
Hey, if Damien wins here, is he a free
man?
Leonard- I would guess so. Octavian wisely saving his strength, punishing
Damien with this armbar. The clock is
ticking down, let's see who will come out next!
<As the clock hits zero, Champion plays and Chris Yorkshire charges to the
ring>
Martin- Another newcomer, Chris Yorkshire!
Leonard- Yorkshie goes right for Octavian! Quick right hands by Yorkshire, and
Octavian is in trouble! Yorkshire
sends Octavian into the ropes, but he hooks the top rope and stops! Great move!
Martin- Yorkshire and Octavian are firing right hands, and Damien is getting
up! The clock is ticking down!
<The clock hits zero and Original Prankster plays, as Jamester makes his way
to the ring>
Martin- It's Jamester!
Leonard- A lot of new faces making thier debuts here in this battle royal!
Jamester starts wildly throwing right
hands, as Damien chrges him! Jamester back body drops Damien over the top rope!
Damien is gone!
Martin- Octavian, Jamester, and Chris Yorkshire are all throwing punches!
Yorkshire slips behind Octavian and
gives him a belly to back suplex! And the clock is winding down!
<The clock hits zero and Badger's Theme plays. The crowd cheers loudly as
Badger Benandanti runs to the ring>
Leonard- It's Badger! Badger was one of the favorites, but drawing an early
number has got to be a disadvantage!
Many, including myself, think this guy should be in the main event tonight!
Martin- Badger is on fire! He clotheslines Octavian! He clotheslines Yorkshire!
There's a scoop slam for
Jamester!
Leonard- All three men bail out of the ring! They went under the ropes, they're
still in it! The crowd is loving
this!
Martin- The three men on the outside seem to be waiting for reinforcements! The
clock is winding down!
<The clock hits zero and none other than Victor E. Never enters the
arena>
Martin- Look at this! Ha!
Leonard- Well, take what you can get! The four men on the outside are in a
huddle, and now they're charging the
ring! Badger knocks each of them down! Badger is still in control! Jamester is
trying to pull himself up by the
ropes. . .CLOTHESLINE by Badger, and Jamester is gone!
Martin- Octavian hits Badger with an axe handle from behind! Now the three
remaining men are stomping away at
Badger! Look at them celebrate!
Leonard- Wait! Octavian just knocked down Chris Yorkshire! And now he's got
Victor by the belt, and he's
tossed him over the top! The clock is ticking down!
<The clock hits zero and Take a look Around plays, as Agent X enetrs the
runway>
Martin- Agent X, another up-and-comer making his debut here tonight!
Leonard- Octavian meets him with a boot to the head! Yorkshire comes up from
behind and sends Octavian over
the top. . .but Octavian lands on the apron and pulls himself back in!
Martin- Great move by Octavian! But Yorkshire is still stomping away! And here
comes another entrant!
<The clock hits zero and Break Stuff plays, as "Morbid" Matt
Manson runs to the ring>
Leonard- Yet another new superstar here in the CWU, "Morbid" Matt
Manson!
Martin- Manson is joining the fray right away! Manson goes right for Agent X,
and is firing off rights and lefts!
Leonard- Agent X and Manson are in the corner, battling it out! Wait, here
comes Badger! Badger lifts both men
up, and dumps them over the top!
Martin- Only three men left in the ring! Wait, the clock is running out!
<The clock hits zero and Turntable Terror plays, as Grandmasta Flex charges
to the ring>
Martin- Grandmasta Flex is here!
Leonard- Flex is going right for Badger! Octavian and Chris Yorkshire are
battling it out in the corner!
Martin- Flex is really taking it to Badger! Flex sends Badger into the ropes,
and hip tosses him over the top rope!
But Badger hooks the top rope, and slings himself back in!
Leonard- Great heads-up move by Badger! Flex is furious, and he's stomping
away! Here comes another man!
<The clock hits zero and Strife's music plays, as Strife walks to the
ring>
Martin- Another young man making his debut, Strife!
Leonard- Strife seems to be taking his time! Smart move by this guy! He's
waiting in the corner!
Martin- Octavian charges over and hits Strife with a forearm, sending Strife to
the floor!
Leonard- Strife is still in it, as he never got into the ring!
Martin- Octavian wants Strife in the ring, but Chris Yorkshire is staying on
him! There's a fist to the kidneys!
Now Strife is in, and he's helping Yorkshire pound on Octavian!
<The clock hits zero, and Break Stuff plays as Tim Lizotte runs to the
ring>
Leonard- Tim "The Extreme Icon of Wrestling" is a hot new prospect
just signed! He's charging into the ring,
and firing pucnches at everything that moves! There's a shot for Strife! And
one for Flex!
Martin- Oh, Lizotte was just clobbered by Octavian! Octavian lifts Lizotte up
and tries to send him over the ropes!
Lizotte is holding on, but here comes Yorkshire! Together they toss Lizotte out
to the floor!
Leonard- Badger is back up and hits Octavian with a belly to back suplex! Here
comes someone else!
<The clock hits zero and Sweet Home, Alabama plays, as Redneck charges to
the ring>
Martin- Redneck! Another new guy in the CWU! Everyone has the opportunity to
make a name for themselves
tonight!
Leonard- Redneck steps through the ropes and Strife meets him with a forearm to
the back! And another! Strife
sends Redneck to the ropes! Drop toe hold!
Martin- Badger is hanging in there with Flex, Octavian and Yorkshire are still
going at it, while Strife punishes
Redneck! The clock is ticking!
<The clock hits zero, and the crowd boos when Out with the old hits. The
boos intensify as Toad makes his way
to the ring>
Leonard- Resounding boos for the man that turned on his partner earlier
tonight!
Martin- Toad is up on the apron, and Strife charges! Toad hits Strife with a
shot to the jaw and enters the ring!
Leonard- Toad lifts Strife up. . .Vertical suplex! Badger is choking Grandmasta
Flex in the corner!
Martin- Octavian has that submission hold of his locked in on Yorkshire! He's
tapping out, but that doesn't mean
anything in this match!
Leonard- Lots of damage being done, though, and time is running out again!
<The clock hits zero and Bob Marley plays. Hooligan enters the arena
carrying a barbed wire bat>
Martin- Hey! This isn't a hardcore match!
Leonard- There's no disqualifications! Hooligan comes in and cracks Octavian
with the barbed wire! There's a
shot for Flex! Toad comes up from behind and hits Hooligan in the back! Wisely,
he's getting rid of the bat!
Martin- Badger is taking a breather in the corner, as everyone begins fighting
again!
Leonard- Oh, no, Strife just got a powerbomb form Toad! Toad tries to send
Strife over the top, but Strife holds
on! Badger comes over and hits Toad with a low blow!
Martin- Here comes another participant!
<The clock hits zero and Do the Evolution plays. Clay "The Face"
Bell charges to the ring>
Leonard- Another newcomer, Clay "The Face" Bell!
Martin- The Face jumps right in there and starts throwing punches! There's a
shot for Redneck!
Leonard- Nine men in the ring right now! Total carnage!
Martin- Badger and Toad are going at it, to the delight of this crowd! Toad
seems to be taking over! Oh, no, big
body press! Toad has Badger up! He's gonna toss him out!
Leonard- NO! Chop block by Hooligan, and Toad goes down hard!
Martin- Why would you do that? Any chance you get to eliminate someone, you
should take it!
Leonard- Hooligan is stomping away at Toad, as the timer runs down!
<The clock hits zero and Mo Money Mo Problems plays. G Money makes his way
to the ring>
Martin- It's G Money!
Leonard- Money slides into the ring, and Grandmasta Flex meets him with shots
to the jaw!
Martin- Redneck and Badger are going at it. . .Redneck charges Badger, but
Badger ducks and pulls the top rope
down! Redneck goes flying over, and is eliminated!
Leonard- Strife is taking a beating from Chris Yorkshire, and on the other
side, Octavian is taking it to The Face!
Martin- Octavian's been in there for quite a while!
Leonard- Here comes another competitor!
<The clock hits zero and Dimentia's music plays. Dimentia enters the runway
and walks to the ring>
Martin- Dimentia is just another one of the guys who has a tremendous
opportunity to make a name for
themselves here tonight!
Leonard- Dimentia slides into the ring, and immediately clobbers Toad with a
forearm! And another! Toad blocks
a third one, and lifts Dimentia up for a scoop slam! Toad drops him over the
top rope, and Dimentia is gone!
Martin- Toad has Strife now! He gets a head of steam and sends Strife out to the
floor!
Leonard- Toad has The Face! He lifts Bell up and drops him to the floor! Toad
is eliminating people left and right!
And the clock is running down!
<The clock hits zero and American Psycho plays. The audience erupts in
cheers as Toxic charges down the entry
way to the ring>
Martin- OH NO! It's Toxic!
Leonard- Toxic goes right for Toad! Rights and lefts! Toxic is on fire!
Martin- Toad is in trouble! Toxic has Toad on the ropes, and is trying to lift
him over! Toad goes over, but lands
on the apron!
Leonard- Chris Yorkshire and Octavian are still going at it! Badger and
Hooligan are battling it out, and Flex and G Money are exchanging blows!
Martin- What a battle this is! And Octavian has been in there since the start!
Leonard- Well folks, we still have twelve men to be introduced, and we know
"Millionaire" Mike Fortune is last!
He must have bought his way into the last position!
<The clock hits zero and Let's go all the Way plays. Excaliber runs to the
ring>
Martin- Excaliber is here! What a great night it would be for the Sick Freaks
if one of them won this battle royal,
and won the tag belts!
Leonard- Excaliber goes over to Toxic, but is helping him try to toss Toad over
the top! Toad is hanging on fore
dear life!
Martin- Wait, here comes Badger! Three men are teaming up on Toad, but Toad
won't go over!
Leonard- Noe everyone in the ring is helping to toss Toad! THERE IT IS! Toad is
gone!
Martin- And Toad is pissed! He's back in the ring, and he's tossed Toxic out to
the floor!
Leonard- Is Toxic out? The officials say no, as Toad was no longer in this
match! Toxic is still in it!
<The clock winds down and All Star plays. Steve Blake charges to the
ring>
Martin- Steve Blake! He just made his return Friday on Oblivion! Blake jumps
in, and is picked off by G Money!
Money has Blake in the corner, and is trying to toss him out!
Leonard- Badger is still in there! Badger is fighting with Flex again, while
Octavian is taking a much needed
breather in the corner!
Martin- Eight men in the ring! Toxic is going at it with Hooligan!
Leonard- This match is beginning to slow down! People are getting tired, and
these later numbers are lucky to be
fresh!
Martin- Here's another man!
<The clock hits zero and Darkside plays. Brian Bradley makes his way to the
ring>
Leonard- Brian Bradley making his way to the ring! Bradley jumps in and starts
firing forearms to the back of
Toxic!
Martin- Toxic is fighting back, but now Chris Yorkshire is pounding on Bradley!
Leonard- Yorkshire hits Bradley with a snap suplex! Toxic now has Hooligan and
is trying to dump him out!
Martin- Hooligan is holding on! Badger comes over, and is trying to dump Toxic
out! Look at this!
<The clokc hits zero and Ninja Rap plays. The crowd erupts in cheers
anticipating the return of Foot Ninja>
Leonard- IT'S FOOT NINJA! HE'S BACK!
<The music continues, but Foot Ninja does not emerge. Finally his music
stops and the match continues wihtout
him>
Martin- Foot Ninja apparently was in this match, but he's still nowhere to be
found!
Leonard- Eight men left to be introduced! Toxic hits Badger with an elbow to
the head, and Badger breaks off!'
Martin- Yorkshire is taking a rest is the corner, but here comes G Money! Money
charges in, but Yorkshire back
drops him over the top rope to the floor! G Money is gone!
Leonard- Hooligan is on the floor, but was not eliminated! Oh, for the love of
God, he's got his bat back!
Martin- Hooligan steps back into the ring, but Toxic hits him from behind!
Toxic has the bat, and is pounding
Hooligan with it!
<The clock hits zero and Southern Star plays, as Sam Bash makes his way to
the ring>
Leonard- Sam Bash is here. Bash steps through the ropes, and meets Badger
Benandanti with right hands!
Badger blocks one, and takes him down with a clothesline!
Martin- Badger is down, and really worse for the wear! How much longer will he
be able to last?
Leonard- Chris Yorkshire is chatching some punishment from Grandmasta Flex!
Excaliber comes over and gives
him a shot!
Martin- This is unbeleivable! We have never seen anything like this here in the
CWU!
<The clock winds down and Black plays. Dictator runs to the ring>
Leonard- Dictator is here! Team Cash got two really good spots in this match!
Martin- Dictator comes in and begins hammering away on Sam Bash! Excaliber
comes up from behind and hits
Dictator with a dropkick!
Leonard- Badger and Octavian are exchanging blows right now! Those two men have
got to be at the end of thier
energy!
Martin- Steve Blake is in trouble with Hooligan right now! Hooligan has lost
the bat somewhere along the lines,
and Blake is getting stomped!
Leonard- Dictator is getting pounded by Excaliber and Flex!
<The clock hits zero and Chris Mac's music plays as Chris Mac runs to the
ring>
Martin- Chris Mac is the next man here! Mac goes after Sam Bash!
Leonard- Excaliber just got a big boot to the face from Dictator! Dictator has
Excaliber up, and is trying to
eliminate him! Excaliber has the top rope hooked!
Martin- Toxic is giving Octavian shots to the kidneys, and Badger is down in
the corner!
Leonard- I'm surprised some of these men are still in it! Octavian has been in
there since the start!
Martin- Steve Blake is in trouble, as Hooligan tries to dump him out! Here
comes Chris Mac! Mac helps
Hooligan, and they dump Blake out to the ground!
Leonard- Time is ticking down, and we only have five men left to go!
<As the clock hits zero, the lights go out. Suddenly the stage is lit up
with yellow light, and the initials "SI"
appear on the MegaTron. A voice says "Can you feel it?">
Martin- We've been seeing this for the past week! What is it?
<With that, Baby got Back hits and the crowd stands. Sexual Inferno enters
the stage area and charges to the ring,
making his return, as the fans cheer>
Leonard- IT'S SEXUAL INFERNO! He's back!
Martin- Inferno is firing off right hands at everyone! Here comes Sam Bash! He
goes down to a quick jab!
Yorkshire takes a shot, but goes down to an elbow! The crowd is in a frenzy,
they never saw this coming!
Leonard- Toxic charges Inferno, and gets him with a knee to the gut! Inferno
goes flying over the top rope, but
lands on the apron and scoots back in!
Martin- Meanwhile, Excaliber is choking Yorkshire with the middle rope!
<The clock hits zero and Frrebird plays, as Gary Rollins enters the ring>
Leonard- Gary Rollins is here. . . only three men left to go! Rollins enters
the ring, and is immediately taken
down by Sexual Inferno!
Martin- Inferno is all over the place! I don't know where he came from, but
he's back and he looks great!
Leonard- Chris Yorkshire is hammering away at Chris Mac! Toxic is down in the
corner, and being stomped by
Bradley and Excaliber!
Martin- Time's up! Let's see who's next!
<The clock hits zero and Livin' it Up plays. Dimensioner charges to the
ring>
Leonard- One half of the new tag champs, and the Hardcore champ, Dimensioner!
Martin- Dimensioner immediately finds Excaliber and they team up! There's a
double suplex on Hooligan!
Leonard- On the other side, Chris Yorkshire just clotheslined Brian Bradley
over the top rope to the floor!
Martin- There are thirteen men in the ring, with two left to enter! We know
that the last one is Mike Fortune, but
who is next?
Leonard- Toxic just knocked down Sam Bash, and the clock has run out!
<Time expires and Last Resort plays, as John Reed walks to the ring>
Martin- John Reed! This guy gave the world champ a run for his money last
Friday in that hellacious buried alive
match, and is responsible for his brother being in the main event tonight!
Leonard- Reed is in the ring, and he's wailing away on Octavian! This guy is
wreaking havoc on his "brother"
mentally, but he's helping him win matches! He's the reason why Vince is in the
main event tonight!
Martin- Woah! Toxic just back body dropped Sam Bash to the floor! Bash is gone!
Leonard- And Dictator just eliminated Chris Mac with a body press over the top
rope!
Martin- Here comes our last competitor!
<Love Gun plays and Mike Fortune struts to the ring, taking his time>
Leonard- "Millionaire" Mike Fortune is the last man to be introduced!
He's taking his time, but the Sick Freaks
are assaulting Dictator, and Fortune jumps in tot he rescue!
Martin- These guys were in a ladder match earlier! How are they finding the
strength to keep fighting?
Leonard- When it's for a shot at the big one, you can't hold back! The Sick
Freaks and Team Cash are battling it
out once again!
Martin- Octavian has Hooligan up, and dumps him out! Hooligan is gone, and
Octavian has been in there through
all thirty men!
Leonard- Of the twelve men left, four will get a title shot next month!
Martin- Chris Yorkshire is catching a beating from Gary Rollins! Rollins rears
back, but Yorkshire ducks and lifts Rollins up! Rollins goes for a ride and is
gone!
Leonard- Sexual Inferno just hit Fortune with a big clothesline! Dictator jumps
on Inferno's back with a sleeper!
Martin- It's not a good idea to be off your feet in a battle royal! Inferno
runs backwards, Dictator loses his grip,
and goes flying to the floor!
Leonard- Dictator is gone, leaving Fortune all by himself with the Sick Freaks!
Martin- The Sick Freaks have Fortune up, and they've draped him up on the top
turnbuckle! They're going for a
double team superplex!
Leonard- Here comes Badger! Badger is up, and he shoves all three men! The Sick
Freaks and Fortune all tumble
to the ground and are eliminated! Seven men left, and they're all retreating to
neutral corners to collect themselves!
Martin- Toxic, Badger Benandanti, John Reed, Chris Yorkshire, Sexual Inferno,
Grandmasta Flex, and even
Octavian! Wow!
Leonard- Three men left to be eliminated! Who's gonna make the first move?
Sexual Inferno does, with a jab to Flex!
Martin- Yorkshire is charging Toxic, but Toxic catches him in a powerslam!
Badger is assaulting Octavian, while John Reed sits back and watches the
carnage!
Leonard- Badger is hammering away at Octavian, but here comes Reed! Reed lifts
Badger up and tosses Badger over the top ropes! He hits the ground, but rolls
back in. . .is Badger eliminated?
Martin- The officials say no! Only one foot hit the ground! Badger is still in
it!
Leonard- Sexual Inferno has Grandmasta in the corner, and is trying to shove
him over the top turnbuckle! Flex is holding on for dear life!
Martin- Here come Octavian! Octavian dropkicks Inferno in the back, and both
men topple over! But wait, Inferno hold on, and pulls himself right back over
the top rope! He's still there, but Flex isn't!
Leonard- Two men left to be eliminated, the other four to move on to the
three-tiered cage! Sexual Inferno is getting stomped by Octavian! John Reed is
still sitting back in the corner, while Badger and Yorkshire fire off
punches!
Martin- Badger has been in there a while, too! Badger goes down to a
clothesline!
Leonard- Octavian has stopped his pounding for a moment to celebrate, and
Inferno recovers! Inferno grabs
Octavian by the belt and pulls him over the top rope! Octavian is gone, and
there will be only one more elimination!
Martin- Look at this! Reed and Toxic have teamed up, and are trying to dump
Badger out to the floor! Badger is holding on, but he's slipping! There he
goes. . .
Leonard- WAIT! On the other side, Sexual Inferno has Chris Yorkshire set up!
He's clotheslined him over the top
rope! Badger goes for the ride, too! Who's eliminated????
Martin- They both went over at the same time! We know Toxic, John Reed, and
Sexual Inferno will be moving
on, but who landed on the ground first? The officials are discussing it with
Joey Andrews! Here's the word!
Andrews- LAdies and gentlemen, your winners of the battle royal, John Reed,
Toxic, Sexual Inferno, and. . .
Martin- Who?
Andrews- Badger Benandanti!
<The crowd cheers loudly, not only for Badger, but for Sexual Inferno and
Toxic as well>
Leonard- Those four men will be going on to Annihilation next month!
Martin- What an unbeleivable spectacle we've just seen! Reed is going to the
back, followed by Toxic! But
Sexual Inferno and Badger are still in the ring, staring each other down!
<Suddenly, The Sickness by Disturbed plays, and Commissioner Caldera enters
the arena. Sexual Inferno and
Badger turn to look up the ramp at the Commissioner, who has a microphone.
Caldera is wearing his black pants
and shirt, but has a brown trenchcoat over it>
Caldera- Congratulations to the four men who won tonight. But I'm sorry, this
is all going to have to take a back
seat for the moment. Because this is the moment you've all been waiting for!
Martin- It's the big secret!
Caldera- As you know, I have been at CWU headquarters for the past week or so.
I have been completing a deal
that will impact the CWU greatly. And I said I was going to make an impact.
Leonard- You did. . .now what is this surprise?
Caldera- The deal that I made concerns a group of highly talented athelets- MY
highly talented atheletes. So
without further ado, I prenent to you, THE ACWF!
<The crowd has no clue what he's talking about. Suddenly, a group of men
begin emerging from behind the curtain. Two wear gold belts>
Caldera- These men are here because I brought them here. They are here to
change the CWU. Now, I have been
at CWU corporate headquarters, shaking hands with this man- Mr. Danger!
<One man steps forward. He wears an elegant business suit, and is smiling
broadly.>
Caldera- This man is the genius behind the ACWF, our new partners.
<Caldera hands the microphone to Danger, while the crowd is still silent,
attempting to figure this out>
Danger- This group of men has dominated the wrestling industry for months. Now,
we are here, courtesy of
Commissioner Caldera, to prove ourselves. I'd like to introduce our United
States champion, Khan, alongside
our Hardcore champion, Weasel!
<Two more men step up, glaring at the crowd, and wearing gold belts.>
Danger- Now, I'm sure you're wondering who out of this extraordinary group of
atheletes, is the Heavyweight
Champion of the world! Well, Commissioner, I beleive you can answer that one.
<Caldera smiles and slowly opens his trenchcoat, revealing a large gold belt
around his waist. Inscribed is ACWF
World Champion. The crowd sees this on the MegaTron, and begins to boo>
Caldera- That's right! Your Commissioner is also a World Champion!
<Badger chimes in from the ring>
Badger- Wait, does this mean we get a peice of you at Annihilation? Sounds good
to me!
Caldera- Badger, as much as I would like to wipe the mat with you, you will not
be seeing me in the ring just yet.
Badger- Damn.
Caldera- Things will be changing around here. And we will be back tomorrow
night on Black Monday to tell the
world exactly how things will go. Until then, I'll leave you in suspense!
<The Sickness plays again, as the crowd sits in confusion. The ACWF leaves
the stage, and soon Badger and
Sexual Inferno leave too>
Martin- Wow!
Leonard- A new group of atheletes here in the CWU. New talent is always good,
but what does this mean for the
future of the CWU?
Martin- I guess we'll find out tomorrow night on Black Monday! What a night
that should be!
Leonard- Well, folks, this is it. This is the one we've been waiting for. The
main event, a rematch from last
month at Uprise. Vincent Reed, by virtue of his win three days ago, will take on
Rich "The Renegade" Rollins
here tonight for the World's Heavyweight Championship. Ladies and gentlemen,
this is it.
<The screen goes to blank, then begins showing screen shots of Netheradage
vs. Reed last month in the iron man
match, as a voice-over begins>
Voice- Last month, in a spectacular iron man match, the mysterious Netheradage
defeated World Champion
Vincent Reed, and revealed himself to be Rich "The Renegade" Rollins.
Vincent Reed and Rich Rollins are two of
the greatest champions ever. And tonight they go one on one for the biggest
prize our sport has to offer.
<The screen then returns to Wayne Martin and Chuck Leonard at their announce
table>
Leonard- We are just moments away from the huge main event we have tonight. We
have received word that
Commissioner Caldera has instructed the referee to allow these two men to go at
it tonight, with no
disqualifications or count-outs. We will have a winner tonight!
Leonard- Here comes Vincent Reed! He wants the title back, and tonight, thanks
to his brother, he has that
chance!
Andrews- Ladies and gentlemen, the following match is set for one fall and is
for the Cyber Wrestling Union
Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, weighing in at 225 pounds, Vincent
Reed!
Martin- The fans are going crazy for the former world champ! They sense that
tonight is his night to recapture the
gold!
<Reed jumps into the ring, climbs the second turnbuckle, and stares towards
the entrance way>
Leonard- Reed is focused!
Martin- Or maybe he's just waiting for his brother! What is the stroy with
them?
<Reed's music stops, and the crowd quiets. Suddenly, Born to be Wild hits,
and the crowd begins to boo
relentlessly. The world champ steps onto the stage and slowly walks to the
ring, his eyes locked with Reed's>
Andrews- And his opponent, weighing in at 225 pounds, he is the reigning and
defending World Heavyweight
Champion, Rich "The Renegade" Rollins!
Martin- Renegade and Reed are in a staredown! Rollins takes off his belt, drops
it, and slides into the ring! Reed
moves in, the bell rings, and we're underway!
Leonard- Reed is firing off punches, and he has the champ staggered! Reed sends
Rollins into the ropes, and
catches him with a big back body drop!
Martin- Renegade is right back up, and he backs into the corner! Reed jumps up
to the second turnbuckle and
begins pounding away!
<The crowd chants with Reed's blows, one two three four five six seven eight
nine ten>
Leonard- Reed is taking it right to the Renegade! Reed sends the champ into the
ropes again! Reed ducks for
another back body drop!
Martin- Renegade puts on the brakes, drops to one knee, and hits Reed in the
face with an uppercut!
Leonard- Renegade collects himself, and lifts Reed up. He hooks him, and gives
him a big vertical suplex.
Rollins slowly gets up, and applies a side headlock!
Martin- The Renegade is really cranking down on Reed! Reed is trying to stand
up, but Rollins has all his weight
on his neck!
Leonard- Reed is slowly back up. He fires an elbow to the gut, and another! And
a third! But Rollins drops to a
knee, and gives Reed a headlock takeover!
Martin- Reed's shoulders are down! Here's the count, One, two, Reed gets out.
Reed is slowly back up, and this
time he lifts Rollins up! Belly to back suplex!!
Leonard- Reed is shaking it off, and is back up! Rollins is slowly recovering,
and Reed has him by the hair! Reed
picks him up, and throws him across the ring by his hair!
Martin- Here we go! The intensity is building! The ref is admonishing Reed, but
Reed doesn't care! Reed gives
the champ a kick to the gut, and Rollins rolls out to the floor!
Leonard- Reed follows him out, and lifts him up! Reed whips Rollins towards the
steel steps, but Renegade
reverses! Reed goes shoulder first into the steps!
Martin- Rollins slowly approaches Reed, and gives him a stomp to the face! Reed
stumbles over to the Spanish
announce table!
Leonard- Reed props himself up onto the announce table, and Renegade fires a
series of hard right hands! Reed
slides up onto the table, and Renegade follows him up!
Martin- The Renegdae lifts Reed up, but Reed grabs the champ's arm and twists
it! He swings behind Rollins and
hooks him under the legs! Here comes a pump-handle slam!!
Leonard- NO! Rollins counters with a low blow! Renegade steps over onto our
announce table! He takes off!
BIG elbow drop from one table to the other! Both men go crashing through the
announce table!
Martin- They're destroyed! There's no way they can continue!
Leonard- Renegade got some incredible height on that elbow, and the Spanish
announce team has been
obliterated!
Martin- The ref is checking on both men! Slowly, Renegade is crwling to the
ring! Reed still hasn't moved!
Renegade pulls himself up into the ring, and the ref starts the count on Reed!
Leonard- He's up to five, and Reed is still down! Rollins is down on the mat!
The ref is up to six, and Reed is
stirring! Eight, and Reed is to the apron! Reed jumps and slides in at nine!!
Martin- Both men are still hurt! Rollins is up, and is groggily making his way
to Reed! Rollins just falls on him
for a cover! ONE! TWO!! Reed kicks out at two and nine tenths!
Leonard- Rollins seems frustrated, but he's not coming unglued. Slowly, he
lifts Reed up and sends him into the
ropes! Reed bounces back, and Rollins slaps on a sleeper!
Martin- Good move at this point! Reed is fighting but fading! Reed goes down,
and the ref checks his arm!
Leonard- It's up. . .and down! There's one! Up again. . .down again! Once more,
and Rollins retains his belt!
Martin- Up, and. . .NO! Reed is still in it! He's fighting back up to his feet!
Reed fires an elbow to Renegade's
gut! And another! Reed shoves Renegade into the ropes! Rollins bounces off and
ducks a clothesline! Renegade
hits the brakes, Reed turns around, and SUPERKICK! SUPERKICK BY THE CHAMP!!!
Leonard- It's over! Rollins is gonna win it! Rollins covers Reed! ONE! TWO!!
THRE- MY GOD, REED
KICKED OUT!
Martin- That's not possible! Look at the champ, he doesn't know what went
wrong! Somehow Reed got a
shoulder up, and this match is still going on!
Leonard- Rollins lifts Reed up, and shoves him into the corner! The Renegade
fires lefts and rights to Reed's
face, and Reed goes down!
Martin- Rollins is setting him up for another superkick! Reed slowly stands up,
and Renegade launches the kick!
NO! Reed ducks it, and hooks his arm through his legs! HE'S GOT HIM UP!!
Leonard- THERE IT IS! PUMP-HANDLE SLAM ON THE CHAMP! REED HAS IT WON!
Martin- ONE! TWO!! THRE- WHAT!?!?!
Leonard- Rollins kicked out of the pump-handle slam! What an incredible match!
Reed and Rollins are both
down, and damn it, look who's coming out here!
<The audience reacts as they notice John Reed coming down the ramp>
Martin- Not him again! This was a great one-on-one matchup, and now this!
Leonard- John Reed is responsible for getting his brother this far, and I guess
he's here to help him again!
Martin- Vincent is up, and he's spotted him younger brother! Reed walks to the
ropes, and is just staring at John! Rollins is moving!
Leonard- John is talking to Vince, but wait! Rollup by the champ!
Martin- ONE! TWO!! NO! Vince kicks out!
Leonard- John has reached under the ring, and is pulling out a steel chair!
Please don't let this match come to this!
Martin- The younger Reed is up on the apron, having a few words with the
Renegade! Vince is up, but Renegade
turn and knocks Vince down with a clothesline! Now John is in the ring! He
swings at the Renegade!
Leonard- Renegade ducks! John turns around, and Rollins SUPERKICKS the chair
into John Reed's face! My
God!
Martin- John is busted open! Vince is back up, and Renegade whips him into the
ropes! Vince reverses, and hits
him with a powerslam! Cover! ONE! TWO!
Leonard- NO! Renegade somehow gets the shoulder up! John Reed is slowly getting
up to his feet now!
Martin- John has the steel chair again! Look at this! Vince has Renegade hooked
up for the pump-handle slam!
HE HITS IT! RENEGADE IS OUT!
Leonard- But Vince is down to a knee! Wait, what the hell is this? John Reed is
lifting Renegade up, but
Renegade is out on his feet! John rears back with the chair, but Vince is up
behind him! John swings!
Martin- NO!! Renegade collapses, and John hits his brother in the face! Damnit!
And what's this?
Leonard- Renegade and Vince both land side by side, each with an arm over the
other! The ref is counting!
Martin- ONE! TWO! THREE!!???!!!
Leonard- There's the bell! But who won? John is raising Vince's hand like
Vionce won, but the ref just looks
confused!
Martin- We have a winner, but who the hell is it? Wait, look up there! The
commissioner is coming down here!
Leonard- Commissioner Caldera has come down the ramp, and is next to the
timekeeper! Caldera has the CWU
title belt! And he's leaving with it!
Martin- What the hell is going on? John Reed still thinks his brother won! The
ref is still dumbfounded! What
does this mean!?
Leonard- The commissioner has left the arena with the title belt! We're out of
time here, folks! Who the hell is the
champion? Tune in tomorrow night for Black Monday, and maybe we'll find out!
<The camera ends with a view of John Reed standing above the two fallen
men>